Is Jesus Christ your nigga?

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Is Jesus Christ Yo Nigga?
	Yep, he's my nigga
	No, he's not my nigga
	I am my own nigga
	Jesus Christ got killed by the police cause he's a nigga

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SLICK GOKU BABY: Jun 12, 2001; Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls

He should be your nigga.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=033FInn1wH8

# ? Aug 6, 2016 11:17

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Enfield: May 30, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

im not clicking that you rear end in a top hat

# ? Aug 6, 2016 11:18

Carmant: Nov 23, 2015; Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?

I don't say that word.

# ? Aug 6, 2016 11:20

Jellidelic: Nov 28, 2011

not clicking but if its that pastor rapping about jesus go gently caress yourself

# ? Aug 6, 2016 11:23

crusader_complex: Jun 4, 2012

i would ha ve clicked it, if not for the guy warning me off

ed: ty

# ? Aug 6, 2016 11:29

SLICK GOKU BABY: Jun 12, 2001; Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls

Jellidelic posted:

not clicking but if its that pastor rapping about jesus go gently caress yourself

It's high quality though.

# ? Aug 6, 2016 11:35

Harrower: Nov 30, 2002

Yes, but only because he is black.

# ? Aug 6, 2016 11:36

Sagan: Jan 26, 2005; Fun Shoe

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

He should be your nigga.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=033FInn1wH8

pro click

# ? Aug 6, 2016 13:31

zimboe: Aug 3, 2012; FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded

Jesus Christ is not my nigga.
It is unlawful to own human beings

But they can still be rented and leased. Like YOU.

To quote Ralph Bakshi from the motion picture Coonskin ( aka Streetfight):

"Sheeit, boy! We'is all Niggers now. Jes' some of us don' know it yet."
...

Find it on YouTube. It is hysterically funny, his greatest work, and ended his career.
It's a retelling of the Uncle Remus stories transported to brutal 70's Harlem.
It ran for one week in theaters until Jesse Jackson and his butt-boys threatened to bomb the theaters because of the depiction of Simple Savior, a black radical preacher parody. I was there. I caught on the second day at the Wilshire theatre in Westwood.
These "Community organizers" can't seem to take a joke.
...
And as a bonus it will give PC types an instant coronary.

great cast:
Barry white as the Bear
Phillips Michael Thomas as Rabbit (Remember Miami Vice?)
Charles Gordone as Fox
Scatman Crothers as the Chorus
And Al Lewis (Grandpa from the Munsters) as the Godfather.

it is absolutely, completely, non-PC.
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Watch it. you must. You simply must, good Goonsirs. You will laugh your gonads loose.
To remind you that there was an era in America when most people's heads weren't clogged up with PC crapple.

zimboe fucked around with this message at 06:24 on Aug 7, 2016

# ? Aug 6, 2016 14:18