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gently caress I played 36 holes today and I'm a mess
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I'm playing Monday, how'd you do? Also, how are you not already shitfaced?
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Aug 6, 2016 23:52
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No, I'm tired of getting drunk 
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Aug 6, 2016 23:53
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Hell yeah I played 27 yesterday and 18 today. Shot 79 hell yeah lets get drunk. My grips suck dick I'm going to go over to the golfworks monday and swap these little fuckers out. Can't do anything until then but get drunk.
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Just The Facts posted:I'm playing Monday, how'd you do? ok took second in the tournament this morning and then only lost a dollar in my emergency 18, but I was up a shitload after the first 9 and i am a mess
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Aug 6, 2016 23:54
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Bunch of good golfers itt
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Aug 6, 2016 23:55
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Dave_Indeed posted:Hell yeah I played 27 yesterday and 18 today. Shot 79 hell yeah lets get drunk. shot a drunk 41 with an 8 on 18 (we started the emergency 18!on 10), the fuckin tee shot was perfectly drawing in from the left edge of the fairway but there's a goddam pond there and we never found it so my fuckin penalty shot started also left and never drew and there's more water so I got hosed again and ended up with a goddamn triple for 41
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Aug 6, 2016 23:58
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jackyl posted:ok took second in the tournament this morning and then only lost a dollar in my emergency 18, but I was up a shitload after the first 9 Was it a net tournament or a scramble cheating contest? You can win scrambles pretty easy by being a drunk fat god drat liar.
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Aug 6, 2016 23:58
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Dave_Indeed posted:Was it a net tournament or a scramble cheating contest? no goddamn scramble this was a men's association tourney but it was hosed up format red whit blue play one from the ladies tees and count 4 net, 2 from the seniors tees and count three net, 3 from the normal tee and count 2 net, then start over
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Aug 7, 2016 00:01
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I don't play golf, but if it's a day, I'm drunk. 
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Aug 7, 2016 00:01
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it's kinda fun playing from different tees and then ur d player matters a lot
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Aug 7, 2016 00:02
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This morning I caught the bogey on a backhand grab, sadly. Luckily the otter pounced on a triple hamfist and I ended up locking in a 74; a 79 was next up but my fucktard buddy scrunched the plinker and beefed my mojo. Any tips from you pros would be great because golf is the keenest
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Aug 7, 2016 00:04
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my 41 45 against the 1 handicap was all blue tees tho
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Aug 7, 2016 00:04
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HoboZero posted:This morning I caught the bogey on a backhand grab, sadly. Luckily the otter pounced on a triple hamfist and I ended up locking in a 74; a 79 was next up but my fucktard buddy scrunched the plinker and beefed my mojo. Any tips from you pros would be great because golf is the keenest u sound drunker than me
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Aug 7, 2016 00:05
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Cool I play golf cuz I'm a handicap too
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Aug 7, 2016 00:05
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jackyl posted:u sound drunker than me Haha no way broseph, you sound like you gave the links the old what-for. It takes a belly full of sauce to seal those deals if you know what I am saying
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Aug 7, 2016 00:08
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my friend is the sous chef at a fancy private gold club and he was supposed to get me in for free today to play but i got drunk and overslept and apparebtly so did he
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Aug 7, 2016 00:10
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im getting drunk right now tho
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Aug 7, 2016 00:10
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well the golf doesn't matter what matters it's lets get fuckin wrecked
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Aug 7, 2016 00:12
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jackyl posted:gently caress I played 36 holes today and I'm a mess 
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Aug 7, 2016 00:39
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I will play 2 holes later
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Aug 7, 2016 00:47
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psychokitty posted:I will play 2 holes later wash your finger after it has been in your rear end
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Aug 7, 2016 00:49
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:wash your finger after it has been in your rear end 
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Aug 7, 2016 00:51
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I'm hungover maybe later
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Aug 7, 2016 00:53
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Let's do this OP
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Aug 7, 2016 00:55
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I'm hungover maybe later its loving 8 at night. How late were you up drinking
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Aug 7, 2016 00:55
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Nah, I prefer grass.
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Aug 7, 2016 00:56
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I went to take a piss last night and I fell into my bathtub and ripped my shower curtain rod down.
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Aug 7, 2016 00:57
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:its loving 8 at night. How late were you up drinking Very very late i was asleep for most of today
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Aug 7, 2016 00:58
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Very very late i was asleep for most of today so then its prime time to get drunk again
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Aug 7, 2016 00:59
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poo poo, im in. don't have to twist my arm to get me in the mood to drink.
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Aug 7, 2016 01:00
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:so then its prime time to get drunk again I just don't think i have it in me, man
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Aug 7, 2016 01:00
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My nephew is over and we need to prepare food for a picnic tomorrow so I have to take it easy. Going to limit it to about 14 beers. Gotta be responsible.
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Aug 7, 2016 01:03
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Pennywise the Frown posted:My nephew is over and we need to prepare food for a picnic tomorrow so I have to take it easy. Going to limit it to about 14 beers. Gotta be responsible. We all have to be responsible sometimes
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Aug 7, 2016 01:05
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Already spent the entire day drunk. And naked.
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Aug 7, 2016 01:06
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Oh Don Piano posted:I went to take a piss last night and I fell into my bathtub and ripped my shower curtain rod down. Well, buddy, sometimes these things happen.
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Aug 7, 2016 01:08
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Merlot Brougham posted:Well, buddy, sometimes these things happen. I think everyone in this thread has done that
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Aug 7, 2016 01:11
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way ahead of you
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Aug 7, 2016 01:11
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you know how sometimes you just feel... thirsty?
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I ended up in the ER after going to the driving range because I crashed
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