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reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD


holy gently caress spoiler that poo poo

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Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm, You smell like Lysol Wipes.


CelticPredator posted:

i legit love chappie

I love Chappie as a two hour Die Antwoord video, but not so much as a movie.

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES



Maldoror posted:

Where's the god damned district 9 sequel

CelticPredator posted:

i legit love chappie

gently caress yeah chappie was awesome i don't know why anyone wouldn't have loved it

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES



also i have an IUD so i'm not having babbies with jastiger, you assholes

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



the 'methus

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

Mah spoon is too big!


Reminder that there are hooting moron Alien fans out there who both believe and will argue for page upon page the following points:

  • The Alien is literally physically indestructible. When they ask Ash how they can kill the Alien and he replies offhandedly "You can't" This is IRON-CLAD proof that through his analysis of the creature he discovered that it was literally an immortal being that you could drop a nuke on without scratching it, and when the Alien got blasted by the escape pod's jets it was completely unharmed and is floating out there in space, still alive, for eternity.
  • The inclusion of an Alien Queen is a gross betrayal of the original vision for aliens because those eggs are made by cocooning a human and transforming their bodies, based on a deleted scene that was cut for being too loving goofy.
  • The Alien ahd sentient, human-level intelligence, and they could have talked to it if they tried, again based on an offhanded comment by Ash: unhinged murderdroid.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

psychokitty posted:

also i have an IUD so i'm not having babbies with jastiger, you assholes

I don't remember this part of the movie

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD


i got a good idea for a movie

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

reallivedinosaur posted:

i got a good idea for a movie

Time traveling dog police is a terrible idea

amusinginquiry
Nov 8, 2009



College Slice

Jose posted:

its good

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD


Hector Beerlioz posted:

Time traveling dog police is a terrible idea

you have to try and think of it in terms of creating a marketable cinematic universe that serves as a fertile platform for product placement

e: my creative vision is to sell crappy plastic poo poo to jerks

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

Sounds incredible, where do we airdrop the cargo planes full of money

e: just the money, not the planes themselves

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



men want to be the alien and women want to be with him

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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Light city
Bright streets

Ripley went to incredible lengths to get the Alien alone.

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