I'm watching Prometheus

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reallivedinosaur: Jun 13, 2012; Ogdober subrise! XDDD

holy gently caress spoiler that poo poo

# ? Aug 8, 2016 01:36

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 20:32

Lord Frankenstyle: Dec 3, 2005; Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

CelticPredator posted:

i legit love chappie

I love Chappie as a two hour Die Antwoord video, but not so much as a movie.

# ? Aug 8, 2016 02:36

psychokitty: Jun 29, 2010; =9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

Maldoror posted:

Where's the god damned district 9 sequel

CelticPredator posted:

i legit love chappie

gently caress yeah chappie was awesome i don't know why anyone wouldn't have loved it

# ? Aug 8, 2016 16:47

psychokitty: Jun 29, 2010; =9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

also i have an IUD so i'm not having babbies with jastiger, you assholes

# ? Aug 8, 2016 16:47

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

the 'methus

# ? Aug 8, 2016 20:45

Breetai: Nov 6, 2005; 🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Reminder that there are hooting moron Alien fans out there who both believe and will argue for page upon page the following points:

The Alien is literally physically indestructible. When they ask Ash how they can kill the Alien and he replies offhandedly "You can't" This is IRON-CLAD proof that through his analysis of the creature he discovered that it was literally an immortal being that you could drop a nuke on without scratching it, and when the Alien got blasted by the escape pod's jets it was completely unharmed and is floating out there in space, still alive, for eternity.
The inclusion of an Alien Queen is a gross betrayal of the original vision for aliens because those eggs are made by cocooning a human and transforming their bodies, based on a deleted scene that was cut for being too loving goofy.
The Alien ahd sentient, human-level intelligence, and they could have talked to it if they tried, again based on an offhanded comment by Ash: unhinged murderdroid.

# ? Aug 8, 2016 23:50

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

psychokitty posted:

also i have an IUD so i'm not having babbies with jastiger, you assholes

I don't remember this part of the movie

# ? Aug 8, 2016 23:51

reallivedinosaur: Jun 13, 2012; Ogdober subrise! XDDD

i got a good idea for a movie

# ? Aug 8, 2016 23:54

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

reallivedinosaur posted:

i got a good idea for a movie

Time traveling dog police is a terrible idea

# ? Aug 8, 2016 23:55

amusinginquiry: Nov 8, 2009; College Slice

Jose posted:

its good

# ? Aug 8, 2016 23:56

reallivedinosaur: Jun 13, 2012; Ogdober subrise! XDDD

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Time traveling dog police is a terrible idea

you have to try and think of it in terms of creating a marketable cinematic universe that serves as a fertile platform for product placement

e: my creative vision is to sell crappy plastic poo poo to jerks

# ? Aug 9, 2016 00:08