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Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

My gay uncle Joejoe was like a father to me until my mother and I moved out west when i was 11ish, I think that kind of broke his heart.

Real cool dude he was ~married~ to a mustache man (uncle berri) who owned a bunch of pizza places and looked like the guy on the can of pringles. Joejoe was a master in wing chun and owned his own dojo and taught a fellow that Bruce loving Lee trained under for a bit when he came to america.

He had a giant rear end film collection and owned about a thousand kung-fu movies and one time when i was sleeping over we watched some weird japanese anime Frankenstein together and it freaked me the hell out because Frankenstein ripped the head off a deer and hung it in some anime ladies shower.

He was the best and I miss him a bunch.

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Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

John Denver Hoxha posted:

yeah, well my gay uncle works for nintendo and this one time he brought the cool new gameboy to a family gathering and he let me try to take a picture of it but the gameboy had some weird device on it that made the film totally expose

and he gave me the secret cheats for perfect dark

One time my gay uncle threw me a pizza party in one of the pizza places and all the kids got to go into the kitchen and make their own personal little pizzas using whatever they wanted and I got a bunch of cool presents and it was the best birthday party I ever had.

My gay uncle was the best part of my childhood :)

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

My heart goes out the everyone here who didn't have the privilege of having a gay uncle.

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

ohsosad posted:

I dont actually want to click that link because im pretty sure OP is a bot account forcing us to download gay porn.


Screw homos #trump2020

Read this post back to yourself now that you had a few minutes to distance yourself from the moment and tell me if you're embarrassed at all by it or if you started nodding along all satisfied.

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