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John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts

Digital Fingers posted:

My gay uncle Joejoe was like a father to me until my mother and I moved out west when i was 11ish, I think that kind of broke his heart.

Real cool dude he was ~married~ to a mustache man (uncle berri) who owned a bunch of pizza places and looked like the guy on the can of pringles. Joejoe was a master in wing chun and owned his own dojo and taught a fellow that Bruce loving Lee trained under for a bit when he came to america.

He had a giant rear end film collection and owned about a thousand kung-fu movies and one time when i was sleeping over we watched some weird japanese anime Frankenstein together and it freaked me the hell out because Frankenstein ripped the head off a deer and hung it in some anime ladies shower.

He was the best and I miss him a bunch.

yeah, well my gay uncle works for nintendo and this one time he brought the cool new gameboy to a family gathering and he let me try to take a picture of it but the gameboy had some weird device on it that made the film totally expose

and he gave me the secret cheats for perfect dark

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John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts
so if your gay uncle, Jack, was stuck on a roof, would you help your gay uncle Jack off?

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