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Eox
Jun 20, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
today is apparently also independence day for India and both Koreas. Japan surrendered on this day and the uk apparently still celebrates it as "victory over Japan day" the school my parents were going to send me to burnt down the day I was born.

how are your days going, goons?? what poo poo happened on your birthdays??

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Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy
happy birthday my man

I was born the night of the LA riots, which was also Jerry Seinfeld' birthday

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU CRAZY MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
happy birthday OP

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


happy birfdae eox

i were born the day the chernobyl reactor in pripyat ukraine melted down

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
happy birthday!! (:

Beefeater
May 17, 2003

I'm hungry.
Hair Elf
Happy birthday dude. :q:

Bimmi
Nov 8, 2009


someday
but not today
I turn 53 today and am absolutely loving amazed that I'm not dead yet.

Eox
Jun 20, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Bimmi posted:

I turn 53 today and am absolutely loving amazed that I'm not dead yet.

happy birthday my friend!! here's to 53 more years

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
You can cry if you want to.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

crappy burpday
:smugmrgw:
:yosbutt:

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday dear op
Happy birthday to you

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Stinky_Pete posted:

happy birthday my man

I was born the night of the LA riots, which was also Jerry Seinfeld' birthday

Hell Yeah same bro

Bimmi
Nov 8, 2009


someday
but not today

VendaGoat posted:

You can cry if you want to.

Way ahead of you.

KawaiiAtomicBombs
Apr 15, 2016

~Ka-Boom~
Nice man, have a good day and maybe enjoy some cake :)

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Bimmi posted:

Way ahead of you.

I would cry too if it happened to me.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

VendaGoat posted:

I would cry too if it happened to me.

Calm down sam

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

OctoberBlues posted:

Calm down sam

Yes. Yes I am Celluloid Sam and I like to suck copious amounts of dicks. I'm crying because I don't have any.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Stinky_Pete posted:

happy birthday my man

I was born the night of the LA riots, which was also Jerry Seinfeld' birthday

what's the deal with white people?

they're not white! they're not people!

:jerry:

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


VendaGoat posted:

Yes. Yes I am Celluloid Sam and I like to suck copious amounts of dicks. I'm crying because I don't have any.

noo

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

VendaGoat posted:

Yes. Yes I am Celluloid Sam and I like to suck copious amounts of dicks. I'm crying because I don't have any.

WOw sam, I had no idea. Off I go to tell everyone

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

night of the comet opened in theaters on my birthday

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
plopping out of your mother's cavernous vagina is not an accomplishment

return to me on your deathday to receive an accounting of your merit

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Drink Cheerwine posted:

plopping out of your mother's cavernous vagina is not an accomplishment

return to me on your deathday to receive an accounting of your merit

make me you bony hooded bitch boi

do you use that scythe to trim your boyfriend's back lol

MackAddie
Jul 10, 2001

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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
happy bday dude I hope you live in interesting times

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

My birthday was August 2nd

Eox
Jun 20, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Moridin920 posted:

happy bday dude I hope you live in interesting times

Pokemon are real, Donald trump is running for president and the British empire is coming back. times are pretty interesting

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx

im gaye posted:

night of the comet opened in theaters on my birthday

this is actually pretty cool

ThaGhettoJew
Jul 4, 2003

The world is a ghetto

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
i was born a month late i guess i could have been born now too....happy birthday friend

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
And a celebratory toast to reminiscence the op's violent ejection from its mother's uterus is in order

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Happy birthday

I think it would be nice if sam sucked your dick for your birthday

From what I read it'd be good gift for both of you

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

One day closer to death

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer
:toot: Happy birthday OP

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
I made this video for you, for your birthday OP. Please watch all of it and tell me what you think.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIRcPvOwMCU

That's me singing btw

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
This will explain everything.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKcuPnkG-mM

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


We all emerged from a vagina

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Bowlcutbarricade
Dec 27, 2014

Happy Birthday OP! :)

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