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I'm so loving American and nobody can doubt that. I've fought on fields of battle for this great country. I proudly own guns of several different calibers. I own a big house in suburbs and I grill a lot of hotdogs, steaks and burgers. Doubt my patriotism and the last thing you'll see is the stars and stripes smothering the life from you. But today... Today, Im having a nice cup of tea (PG Tips) at breakfast instead of coffee.
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cnut posted:How big is your truck? My truck balls are bigger than your Prius, commie
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Aug 19, 2016 12:52
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Applewhite posted:My truck not only has balls, but a big penis that drags on the road. Lol
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Aug 19, 2016 12:55
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Quote-Unquote posted:Is it true that the average American owns more guns than there are Americans? Yes
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Aug 19, 2016 12:58
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Quote-Unquote posted:Wow that is a lot of guns!! Please be careful! Are you some kind of gun control froot loop?
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cnut posted:I don't have a vehicle of any type and I love truck nutz! I like your attitude. Get a truck asap!
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Aug 19, 2016 13:03
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:my idea of a salad is pasta and mayonnaise Mine too
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Aug 19, 2016 13:05
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generative grammer posted:i saw the most american man in the america in an east coast american suburban parking lot on my visit to the country of america On a scale of commie to freedom how inspired were you? 
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Aug 19, 2016 13:13
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goatse.cx haver posted:how much do u weigh op? It depends on the amount of bald eagles on my shoulders
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Aug 19, 2016 13:14
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:soccer ain't a sport like golf or nascar People in other countries don't even know what real football is.
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Aug 19, 2016 13:17
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Quote-Unquote posted:No those two sentences were unrelated; I was saying "wow that is a lot of guns" because 300,000,000 is quite a big number and I was saying "please be careful" because you're drinking tea and it could scald you if you spilled it! Oh okay. Thanks!
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satanic splash-back posted:im going to get drunk and drive a lawnmower around in circles while firing guns into the air Guy gets it
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Aug 19, 2016 16:22
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notZaar posted:No, he's using a lawnmower instead of an ATV. I use a rascal
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Aug 19, 2016 16:27
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Wamdoodle posted:You fukkin disgust me. I'm a melting pot of a multi cultural society with a bunch of loving guns and nukes. And I love it. (PG tips is pretty tasty)
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Aug 19, 2016 17:13
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Time to mow the lawn before the hoa gets me.
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A CISHET SHITLORD posted:I'm so American I just raped and murdered the first Mexican chick to walk past my fireworks stand. And then I turned around and high-fived the county sheriff. WUT NOW Holy poo poo
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I made pizza tonight using American dough, Italian tomato sauce, Italian mozzarella cheese and American grown vegetable toppings. Since we perfected pizza it came perfectly. Italians would probably just mess it all up. Like cook it upside down or something.
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Aug 20, 2016 01:56
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Moridin920 posted:do you fight for the rights of every man WTF?
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Aug 20, 2016 02:15
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:you loving british sleeper agent Horrifying
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Aug 20, 2016 03:34
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Helical Nightmares posted:Put hydraulics and spinners on the rascal. Waaaaaay ahead of you. Except my horn is the same as The General Lee on the "The Dukes of Hazard".
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Aug 20, 2016 14:10
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:i'm so american i fetishize the time a bunch of states tried to quit america  
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Aug 20, 2016 14:22
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Trump's saying make America "great" again and I have an issue with that. How much greater can we possibly be?
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Aug 20, 2016 15:55
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It's crazy how huge our dicks are and the amount of smoking hot 10s everywhere.
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What the medal count?
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Can't you see me standing here I got my back against the wrecking machine!
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