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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > I'm American as fuck
 
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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
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I'm so loving American I bleed red white and blue.
My doctor tells me it's a serious problem but he would say that because he's a commie fruitcake.

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
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sofokles posted:

Americans smell funny

Like, "haha" funny?

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
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My truck not only has balls, but a big penis that drags on the road.

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > I'm American as fuck