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Aug 22, 2016 22:33
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No you didn't
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Aug 22, 2016 22:34
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your gonna be mad when apples announces a new version of the iphone and people are gonna be like woah i never expected a NEW one of these to come out
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Aug 22, 2016 22:37
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DONT CARE BUTTON posted:your gonna be mad when apples announces a new version of the iphone and people are gonna be like woah i never expected a NEW one of these to come out whoa that would be crazy
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Aug 22, 2016 22:38
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Green Apple Splatters
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Aug 22, 2016 22:39
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didnt we already do this thread i mean i dont give a gently caress but w/e
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Aug 22, 2016 22:39
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i get triggered when someone says they sharted in their pants. theres no other way to shart. If you sit on the toilet before sharing thats just pooping, and if you are on the toilet you already know its comin. A proper shart is a surprise that you think will be dry but then isn't. Who farts in the toilet? nobody its really bullshit
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Aug 22, 2016 22:40
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I don't drink water or eat any fiber so I mostly just fart in the toilet and deal with bad stomach aches FYI
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Aug 22, 2016 22:42
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Iron Prince posted:didnt we already do this thread i mean i dont give a gently caress but w/e yeah this is a repeat
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Aug 22, 2016 22:43
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JakeP posted:i get triggered when someone says they sharted in their pants. theres no other way to shart. If you sit on the toilet before sharing thats just pooping, and if you are on the toilet you already know its comin. A proper shart is a surprise that you think will be dry but then isn't. Who farts in the toilet? nobody its really bullshit What if you shart in the tub?
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Aug 22, 2016 22:44
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Iron Prince posted:didnt we already do this thread i mean i dont give a gently caress but w/e poo poo, missed it the first time. Forgive me, GBS! Forgive me!
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Aug 22, 2016 22:49
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cnut posted:poo poo, missed it the first time. Forgive me, GBS! Forgive me! Meh, it's not like you used your shoes as toilets.
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Aug 22, 2016 22:51
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JakeP posted:Who farts in the toilet? nobody its really bullshit I often start out with a raucous fart just after sitting down. Clears the way for the awesomeness that follows.
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Aug 22, 2016 22:52
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VendaGoat posted:Meh, it's not like you used your shoes as toilets. Never! Sounds interesting, though.
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Aug 22, 2016 22:52
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DONT CARE BUTTON posted:your gonna be mad when apples announces a new version of the iphone and people are gonna be like woah i never expected a NEW one of these to come out They get me every time! 
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Aug 22, 2016 22:53
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VendaGoat posted:What if you shart in the tub? woah thats a legit good counter argument, and I concede I had not thought of that. Thank you
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Aug 22, 2016 22:54
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cnut posted:I often start out with a raucous fart just after sitting down. Clears the way for the awesomeness that follows. 
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Aug 22, 2016 22:55
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also i know its a bit early, but this is one of those parody threads that is better than the thread it is parodying. Thank you OP
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Aug 22, 2016 22:56
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also i never read the other thread so i just assume its boring because it sounds boring and this one is about sharts
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Aug 22, 2016 22:56
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JakeP posted:also i know its a bit early, but this is one of those parody threads that is better than the thread it is parodying. Thank you OP You're welcome 
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Aug 22, 2016 23:00
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HORLY poo poo
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Aug 22, 2016 23:01
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Chinatown posted:HORLY poo poo PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
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Aug 22, 2016 23:03
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VendaGoat posted:Meh, it's not like you used your shoes as toilets. 
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Aug 22, 2016 23:06
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after thanksgiving a couple years ago i farted something real fierce wife said it smelt like turkey, which i did eat a lot of. like all i ate was turkey for two days straight.
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Aug 22, 2016 23:11
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parody threads are almost always better than the originals
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Aug 22, 2016 23:19
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Turkey farts are wicked.
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Aug 22, 2016 23:34
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I agree. cnut posted:Turkey farts are wicked. That's why you have to have cranberries with them. It cuts the foulness.
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Aug 22, 2016 23:36
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VendaGoat posted:That's why you have to have cranberries with them. It cuts the foulness. Huh, I usually do. Guess not enough, though. Cranberries rule, I make sauce from fresh. They bounce like motherfuckers, too. Wow, lots of short sentences.
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Aug 22, 2016 23:44
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cnut posted:Huh, I usually do. Guess not enough, though. Cranberries rule, I make sauce from fresh. They bounce like motherfuckers, too. Wow, lots of short sentences. WORDS!
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Aug 22, 2016 23:46
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Dude looks like he's loading one up.
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Aug 22, 2016 23:52
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awwwww yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah
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Did you crapple an apple?
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