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kjetting
Jan 18, 2004

Hammer Time
I didn't really know it was a franchise until now. I've played the original on so many platforms and never realized they made sequels.
Ok, some quick googling revealed that 2 and 3 were SNES exclusives, that explains a lot. Also, the SNES version of Final Fight seems to have removed almost everything fun and iconic from the game. No co-op multiplayer? No level transitions? Only two playable characters? Blood replaced with explosions? No Poison and Roxy? No Wheelchair for the final boss?

My gangster name is....Chat Bot.

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kjetting
Jan 18, 2004

Hammer Time
While I'm pretty sure most views of ASMR videos are from people masturbating to it, I don't really think it would be ASMR anymore when watched without headphones in a room with other people. But what do I know?

kjetting
Jan 18, 2004

Hammer Time
This is the soundtrack for the level:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3UqrjkWq9E

The metal bands aren't exactly bargain bin bands. Soulfy, Slipknot, Fear Factory... those are some big names. I think everything just sounds lovely in the context of that game.

kjetting
Jan 18, 2004

Hammer Time
Yeah, there's definitely a glaring lack of direction on the soundtrack. Mixing metal and hip hop can work if it's done well, like on the legendary soundtrack to the totally forgettable movie Judgement Night. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judgment_Night_(soundtrack)

kjetting
Jan 18, 2004

Hammer Time
I saw them live once in 2005 when clown dude or whatever was on paternity leave. So one of the other dudes, pinhead dude or skull dude or... isn't there a nose dude?... anyway, one of them took care of clown dude's duties as well as his own. I don't think there was much difference, there are so many superfluous members in that group.

ChorpSaway posted:

I could have sworn there were three "drummers". Do they still have that guy that plays kegs?

I think he also makes "come on"-hand gestures at the audience in between playing kegs. Important duties.

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kjetting
Jan 18, 2004

Hammer Time
So, if one of your escortees gets beaten until there is almost nothing left on the health bar and the other has gotten away with no harm, it doesn't matter if you defend the wounded person, because damage to either one of them will kill them? I didn't think this game could get stupider, but I guess I was wrong.

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