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GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.


with like five minutes of prep and ten minutes of cooking you can make a mind-blowing pasta al pomodoro. there's a reason those people once ruled the whole world.

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GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.


oh yeah and they invented the best food ever which is pizza.

SCROTO TURBOSPERG
Jan 21, 2007

Suck the shit out of my own asshole, please

the people that perfected slavery invented a chea food that you can make and store in bulk?


shocking

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005


mario batalies bottled sauce is the best poo poo, it tastes exactly the same as my sauce that costs like $30 in ingredients.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005


what's cool is when you look at the ingredients it's like 7 things - tomatoes, celery, olive oil, garlic, onion, carrots, spices

somethingawful bf fucked around with this message at Aug 23, 2016 around 04:22

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot


SCROTO TURBOSPERG
Jan 21, 2007

Suck the shit out of my own asshole, please

where the gently caress is the gabagool

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



Eyyyyyyyy gabagool

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

by zen death robot



That's not a en salata.

Gabagol yourself.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

no meds = f4

Grimey Drawer

cannoli

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

no meds = f4

Grimey Drawer

lasagna

thrilla in vanilla
Oct 9, 2012

NEVER LET A
RANDOM MOTHERFUCKER
SHOOT THE B ROLL


yeah @OP

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

by zen death robot



Ah Madonna!

Cannoli is loving awesome.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Italy, home of the wopper

smug n stuff
Jul 21, 2016

The power of chops compels you!

There's a great italian restaurant in the city I live in and it is some really good food like all the food there is god-tier
basically what I'm saying is I agree with the OP

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007



spaghetti carbonara is both easy to make and delicious as hell, and somehow it tastes better when you re-heat the leftovers

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005


You guys should seriously check out Mario Batali's bottled Marinara Sauce.

somethingawful bf fucked around with this message at Aug 23, 2016 around 04:32

smug n stuff
Jul 21, 2016

The power of chops compels you!

Poetic Justice posted:

You guys should seriously check out Mario Batalie's bottled Marinara Sauce.

Whats your favorite thing to put it on

SCROTO TURBOSPERG
Jan 21, 2007

Suck the shit out of my own asshole, please

Poetic Justice posted:

You guys should seriously check out Mario Batalie's bottled Marinara Sauce.

does it help get the skunk out

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005


Buglord

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Italy, home of the wopper

mama Mia have it youre way!!!

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007



there are many ways to make carbonara but there is no wrong way to make it. it's the perfect dish

i need to get some spicy italian sausage and use it in place of bacon next time i cook some

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005


smug n stuff posted:

Whats your favorite thing to put it on

home made fresh noodle

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010



big tits and spaghetti, what's not to love??

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005
LOWTAX CALLED ME A DUMB BOX OF CRUD

and he may be on to something.

italian food is great if you want to be fat

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

by zen death robot


a hole-y ghost posted:

big tits and spaghetti, what's not to love??

Eeeeeehhhhh.

naem
May 29, 2011



Thread premise correct

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007



Away all Goats posted:

italian food is great if you want to be fat
people from italy and france live to be old as gently caress in spite of cooking with a lot of olive oil and butter, respectively. must be the ridiculous amounts of wine that they drink

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

There's no sense in nonsense
Especially when the heat's hot

the local store puts produce on clearance in $2 bags i got like 6 lbs of organic tomatoes for 2 bucks, made some loving sauce with herbs from my garden, plus some tomatoes i got from a coworker. you better believe i used a whole clove of garlic

sauce so dank made me wanna spank

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007



i had a roommate who's one of those old-school italians from south brooklyn and one day he spent several hours making his own tomato sauce. i never did get to ask for his recipe

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

*Suck My Balls*

Grimey Drawer

i just ate a microwaveable chicken alfredo that i bought for $1

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

by zen death robot


Y-Hat posted:

i had a roommate who's one of those old-school italians from south brooklyn and one day he spent several hours making his own tomato sauce. i never did get to ask for his recipe

He wouldn't have loving told yah.

Rigo is harem.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007



Chinatown posted:

i just ate a microwaveable chicken alfredo that i bought for $1
you can do better. there's really not a whole lot of effort that you need put into pasta dishes

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

There's no sense in nonsense
Especially when the heat's hot

garlic, onion, olive oil, basil, oregano, pepper, salt

there ya go you mook

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

by zen death robot


kazr posted:

garlic, onion, olive oil, basil, oregano, pepper, salt

there ya go you mook

He/she ain't loving wrong.

Number_6
Jul 23, 2006

BAN ALL GAS GUZZLERS

(except for mine)


College Slice

Johnny Carino's recently declared like super-bankruptcy (again) so if there's one near you, go there before it closes!

http://nrn.com/corporate-news/johnn...iles-bankruptcy

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

*Suck My Balls*

Grimey Drawer

Y-Hat posted:

you can do better. there's really not a whole lot of effort that you need put into pasta dishes

i get the italian sausages in the meat section at costco theyre really good with pasta

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot


Grimey Drawer

I eated the baked ziti tonight. All the baked ziti

My wife had found a hair in her pasta pesto chicken whatever and got grossed out.

We looked into the kitchen and they had some neckbearded fuckman making all the food and we were like "yep, that figures."

Tonight we are going back at 3am to burn the place down.

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!

Yam Slacker

They opened up a pretty neat Italian restaurant near me. Unlimited salad and bread sticks.

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

There's no sense in nonsense
Especially when the heat's hot

It's been said but needs to be repeated: Italian food is laughably easy to make and you'd have to be borderline IQ to gently caress it up

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Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

kazr posted:

It's been said but needs to be repeated: Italian food is laughably easy to make and you'd have to be borderline IQ to gently caress it up

simpler foods for simpler minds

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