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Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
You could simulate a murder by sticking a bunch of rats in a mannequin and shooting it with machine guns and sticky grenades..

:sicknasty:

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pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Become a soldier or cop

Garcin
Jun 15, 2000
bad faith post. agree to become a cop

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
Observe someone carefully, until their natural death

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
Shoot a baboon like AA Gill.

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

Decebal posted:

Join these guys OP. They only accept real manly men though, so I don't know about you




Seconding this. :france:



I think we almost got the goon on the run in Southeast Asia from drug charges to join up, but I don't think we've had a Goon bring honour and glory to us yet.

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
go to syria meet up with cato

wyntyr
Mar 27, 2006

Sid Vicious posted:

... kill yourself op...

Um, mods??

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Zombie Boat posted:

Become a soldier or cop

ICU nurse

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Lichy posted:

coast of Somalia boating tour with a few mercs OP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESFFFW0B64I


hahahahaha.

"Warning shots, lets go"

*immediately murders entire boat*

Their families starved to death, lol haha.

ScratchAndSniff
Sep 28, 2008

This game stinks
Move to Colorado or wherever and sell weed legally.

It's just as deadly as heroin.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I can confirm, weed killed me.

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
If you're in even the least bit of shape you could become a private contractor in the booming mercenary industry.

Edit: I looked around briefly and the bigger mercenary companies require military service with combat experience so disregard

Toadvine fucked around with this message at 23:04 on Aug 24, 2016

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

shoophobo posted:

this is a very edgy thread op.

I have a foggy idea that hes trying to bait someone into suggesting suicide

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

Wedemeyer posted:

I have a foggy idea that hes trying to bait someone into suggesting suicide

Who would be dumb enough to kill themselves because of what they read on an internet forum ?

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Take em camping

http://www.vice.com/read/theres-a-50-square-mile-section-of-yellowstone-where-you-can-get-away-with-murder

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

my uncle was a leading DNA expert for the queensland state police and a cop for many years and he says if you drive up while somebody is mowing the lawn and shoot them with a shotgun the police wouldn't catch you

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Love him for the man he is and wants to be cradle his frame in ur weak hammy arms and kiss his forehead let him drift off to heaven where he will live on eternally u gay bitch

Triggered
Aug 21, 2016

Learn about this great man on mormon.org
Extract all the iron out of his body with your magnetic powers.

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Cymoril
Jul 1, 2005

Kittens Warm the World
Dinosaur Gum
Video games. Zero consequences.

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