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A sales robot who is way to clingy with potential customers.
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big black turnout posted:a sex robot that's way too clingy with past customers A sex robot that just yawns and texts other robots during important client interation.
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Aug 24, 2016 01:34
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Robots made of cheese
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Aug 24, 2016 01:35
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a robot that doesn't poop enough
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Aug 24, 2016 18:16
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mailorder bees! posted:more of a collection of robots: a disassembly line. you install this at the end of your car assembly line and it systematically dismantles the just assembled car The same but with robots instead of cars. e. Bonus if the robots feel pain.
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Aug 24, 2016 23:03
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A robot author who only writes in binary and sends cease and desist letters to fan translations.
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Aug 25, 2016 17:24
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A robot who is willing to communicate to humans but only in lojban and is really arrogant about it.
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Aug 25, 2016 17:24
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Me I am the robot that society does not need.
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Aug 25, 2016 17:25
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Diogenes of Sinope but a robot version with oil instead of human fluids.
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Aug 26, 2016 03:57
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A robot that is on his phone in the movie theater
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Aug 26, 2016 15:53
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A robot that clogs toilets
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Aug 26, 2016 17:22
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For those who do not understand our friend joke_explainer frequently explains jokes in detail hence the name. He also has a robot avatar. More specifically it is a gif file (Graphics Interchange Format) depicting a fan interpretation of popular Futurama character and robot Bender. Bender's name is a comical double entendre because not only was his original purpose to bend girders, but he also drank heavily and committed crimes. Humans might refer to prolonged streaks of behavior like this colloquially as "benders." Please consult more comprehensive references if you desire a more long form and technical understanding of this subject matter. Long story short, our beloved poster joke_explainer is not technically required by society even though he is much better at explaining things than I am according to google THIS. He comes off as much less condescending and annoying than I do right now. Please see his post history for details. Please practice safe poobing.
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Aug 26, 2016 20:41
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joke_explainer posted:A stealthy robot which picks locks and rolls into people's kitchens in the middle of the night to open their fridges and leave. this but also does not enter wedlock with the fridge first
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Aug 29, 2016 09:37
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A robot who eat's other people's food in the breakroom and messes with the thermostat.
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Sep 1, 2016 23:34
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a robot idiot king that never posts but communicates frequently and exclusively through probation messages.
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Sep 3, 2016 04:24
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