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Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
http://www.livescience.com/55868-closest-earth-like-planet-proxima-b-discovered.html

Sure, it's a bit tidally locked, but with a Red Dwarf that's not too bad. It's reassuring to know that there's another planet for us next door for when this one goes to poo poo.

Nerve staples for everyone !! :cheers:

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fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
it was proxima you stupid stupid gently caress

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

gently caress the ROW posted:

it was proxima you stupid stupid gently caress

Of course, But Alpha Centauri is a more well known name to attract the scientific neophytes

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

i went there and it loving rocks

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
MIND WORMS!

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Dibs on the expansion factions, each of which was designed to make an original game faction completely loving obsolete

ok the pirates and aliens weren't a direct replacement for anyone, they were just super cool

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Gaians/Planet Cult were great because you didn't even have to bother building yourself a big expensive endgame army, you could just flood the earth with a literal plague of locusts

subjecting your enemies to brain-death by psychic torture at the hands of a swarm of weaponized insects in the name of harmony with Planet

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
Op why don't you go there and we will meet up later.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
But use a space suit (I am not telling him to kill himself )

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot
This finding does absolutely nothing for my life. It's too far to even matter.

Principals Orifice
Aug 23, 2016

by Lowtax
i bet that the planet is gay

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
I just checked and it would take New Horizons 78,000 years to get there !! WTF ? I thought that was the fastest thing we had flying ? These numbers are totally unacceptable !

This is going to be way harder than crossing the Atlantic or circumnavigating the globe, isn't it ? Although that was considered impossible for 100's of years too.A "maybe" then ?

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Tony Homo posted:

This finding does absolutely nothing for my life. It's too far to even matter.

I plan to live forever, of course, but barring that I'd settle for a couple thousand years. Even five hundred would be pretty nice.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
We should shoot something at it. Either a big genetic cum shot, or a nuke. idc.

Woden
May 6, 2006
Doubt it's tidally locked, idiots scientists thought that about Mercury too but it has 1.5 days in a year.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
is it as dumb and gay as our earth ??

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
gently caress savin the earth lets go to new earth

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
Call me old fashioned, but I'm a one planet kinda guy. So no thanks.

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Are there dogs though?

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

gently caress da Mods posted:

gently caress savin the earth lets go to new earth

There's literally no way we would ever run out of planets. The Universe is infinite after all. Our atmosphere is full of the farts from the previous inhabitants :(

RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

I think we should call new earth farth, and then if we find another one call it garth and so on.

Unfortunately we missed out of barth and darth which were both good names, but yeah

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



Dave_Indeed posted:

Are there dogs though?

are you sirius

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib

VectorSigma posted:

are you sirius

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Proxima not alpha you loving shitforbrains cocksucker

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Ork of Fiction posted:

We should shoot something at it. Either a big genetic cum shot, or a nuke. idc.

It really is the only way to be sure

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

Angry Birds Suicide posted:

Proxima not alpha you loving shitforbrains cocksucker

What's a mere 0.24 light years between friends

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties
Posting because of relevant avatar quote.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
It's lamentable we was only born in time for Dank memes. I am holding out hope that earth is invaded by a spacefaring species and we're all enslaved by 2100.

big trivia FAIL
May 9, 2003

"Jorge wants to be hardcore,
but his mom won't let him"

Decebal posted:

What's a mere 0.24 light years between friends

your moms waist size

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Sid Vicious posted:

i bet that the planet is gay

you and me both, buddy.

e: here's to hoping! *cracks a tallboy of schlitz*

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

-S- posted:

your moms waist size

Lame insults are an abomination on Proxima 1's face. I'm afraid there won't be room on the colony ship for your kind

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Alpha centauri? I'm going to click on this link and look so smart.


Decebal posted:

Of course, But Alpha Centauri is a more well known name to attract the scientific neophytes

Oh.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Decebal posted:

Lame insults are an abomination on Proxima 1's face. I'm afraid there won't be room on the colony ship for your kind

aint enough room on the colony ship for your kind

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
A brave little theory, and actually quite coherent for a system of five or seven planets -- if only we lived in one.

simple
Apr 11, 2007
You know what else was discovered- Klingons around Uranus

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Remember that the grass is always greener on the other side

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

Professor Shark posted:

Remember that the grass is always greener on the other side

Like...space weed ? Just think what Proxima's weird luminosity and energy patterns will do to the grass bro !

a ray
Aug 24, 2016

by Cowcaster
Jogging

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
:eyepop:

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Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
If you're gonna post a giant wall of dicks they should at least be unique dicks.

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