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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > When life hands you lemons, make...
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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
 Jesus gently caress Limoncello is something that will make your balls explode with joy.

Edit: Just because it's a new page. Suckle my balls.



Lemon is god tier.

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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle

Zorodius posted:

...insertion videos


...prank eyedrops


...a big juicy lemon sandwich


...a new friend, Mister Paddington Yellowcheeks


...nothing, sell the lemons directly, it's far less work

Eat the lemons. Lemons are good for you.
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Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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limon is spanish for "maize"

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Principals Orifice
Aug 23, 2016

by Lowtax
clone those lemons and make super lemons

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Citrus sucks this year. :smith:

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Citrus sucks this year. :smith:

May your balls shrink to the size of elder berries.

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1982 Subaru Brat
Feb 2, 2007

by Athanatos
A nice whiskey sour with a generous pour and a thin lemon wedge on the edge of the glass and then shove the whole thing up your rear end

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

1982 Subaru Brat posted:

A nice whiskey sour with a generous pour and a thin lemon wedge on the edge of the glass and then shove the whole thing up your rear end

God how I love shoving whiskey up my rear end.

It's the second best thing I put up my rear end.

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Great Orb!
Feb 4, 2009
 you paint that poo poo gold.

obviously.

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Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
 a key lime pie solves all lemons in life

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

s0m3 guy posted:

a key lime pie solves all lemons in life

Key Lime pie makes my dick harder then granite,

But, it's the only time that lime beats lemon.

God drat Key Lime pie is some bomb rear end poo poo.

But....lemon starburst, limoncello, lemon Mike & Ikes and the loving list goes on.

God drat Key lime pie is good though, yo.

VendaGoat fucked around with this message at 07:31 on Aug 25, 2016

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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
 A lemon party!

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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
 key lime pie is the easiest goddamn thing in the world to make. like, easier than those crappy boxed cake mixes.

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glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
a gallagher tribute video

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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
 You chop off that hand, because lemons are haram.

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FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Wamdoodle posted:

Why is it green if it's made from lemons, smarty pants?

Also make lemon videos like Will Sasso:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdSJ1--kBZ4

Ever heard of a cucumber before jerk face? Probably not on account it's a vegetable. Heh. :grin:

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G.I. Jaw
Mar 26, 2003

More cake, Mrs. Tuffington?

Nap Ghost
superpenis testicles

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Muscadine Wine
Feb 13, 2009
 Life just wants to keep you safe from Scurvy

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Principals Orifice
Aug 23, 2016

by Lowtax

Smash it Smash hit posted:

Ever heard of a cucumber before jerk face? Probably not on account it's a vegetable. Heh. :grin:

i thought cucumbers were related to melons

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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle

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Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Smash it Smash hit posted:

Ever heard of a cucumber before jerk face? Probably not on account it's a vegetable. Heh. :grin:

:goonsay: It's technically a fruit! :goonsay:


http://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/nutrition-and-healthy-eating/expert-blog/fruit-vegetable-difference/bgp-20056141

quote:


According to botanists (those who study plants) a fruit is the part of the plant that develops from a flower. It's also the section of the plant that contains the seeds. The other parts of plants are considered vegetables. These include the stems, leaves and roots — and even the flower bud.

The following are technically fruits: avocado, beans, peapods, corn kernels, cucumbers, grains, nuts, olives peppers, pumpkin, squash, sunflower seeds and tomatoes. Vegetables include celery (stem), lettuce (leaves), cauliflower and broccoli (buds), and beets, carrots and potatoes (roots).


Also cucumbers only belong in one place.





Up the butt!

lmao owned mutha effer!

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Oct 4, 2008

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