christians, mass at 1100 hours, Jewish, uh..Go with the Mormons

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Nice and hot piss: Feb 1, 2004

PG make sure you get a head count before they go off to whatever service. Full head count prior to lunch chow. Also you hindu people go loving do whatever just don't bother me during my online twitch streaming good to go?

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Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

You make me Sikh

# ? Aug 28, 2016 17:08

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

look at this direct commission motherfucker

okay "sir"

# ? Aug 28, 2016 17:42

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Captain Bump Patrol reporting for duty

# ? Aug 28, 2016 18:13

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

TYRONE NEEDS A SHAVE CHIT

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Nice and hot piss: Feb 1, 2004

I self identify as a jedi I need to carry a plastic lightsaber per my religion also every thursday and friday off for padawan teaching TY may yoda bless u

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Waroduce: Aug 5, 2008

I dated a girl from texas in college and I had to go to church with her parents and the pastor ended mass with God Bless the Cowboys

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Null Integer: Mar 1, 2006; A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

TYRONE NEEDS A SHAVE CHIT

I just want an indie game where you are some Sergeant Major or Master Chief and you have to manage day to day nonsense as it comes up before leaving at 2100 and beating your wife/dog.

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i use to think sikhs were alright then i watched this movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_LT_KJjznU

almost froze to death from all the douche chills it gave me

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Nostalgia4Dogges: Jun 18, 2004; Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

What do you mean I can't store my Wicca bible in my rack during boot camp

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Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

What do you mean I can't store my 4th edition D&D Monster Manual in my rack during boot camp

Turns out the Commandant is a 3rd edition purist

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My basic platoon started with one Mormon and finished with three.

# ? Oct 24, 2016 19:08

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Everybody wants their own planet.

# ? Oct 25, 2016 01:23

Helldump Immunity: Sep 11, 2001; pretty much rollin with the dad farm these days

No gods no masters.

# ? Oct 25, 2016 02:47

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No fate but what we make.

# ? Oct 25, 2016 02:54

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A Bad Poster posted:

No fate but what we make.

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A Bad Poster posted:

No fate but what we make.

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A Bad Poster posted:

No fate but what we make.

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Tias: May 25, 2008; Pictured: the patron saint of internet political arguments (probably)

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I think that dude is a Sikh. Close enough, I suppose

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Tias posted:

I think that dude is a Sikh.

He is.

And gotta admit, he looks like a cool dude.

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