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Hi goons. I'm curious as to whether the illuminati is a real thing or just the stuff of fiction. So goons, what's the simple truth?
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Aug 30, 2016 01:08
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probably, also gently caress off bitch
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Aug 30, 2016 01:09
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Like id tell you if I knew you loving shitstain
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Aug 30, 2016 01:11
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No, the world would make a lot more sense if anybody was actually in charge.
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Aug 30, 2016 01:11
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No, now go back to looking at porn.
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Aug 30, 2016 01:12
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Not sure, OP. I'll ask around tho.
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Aug 30, 2016 01:12
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very carefully OP
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Aug 30, 2016 01:14
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We'd probably be better off if lizard people where actually in charge. I mean, it couldn't get any worse, right?
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Aug 30, 2016 01:23
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gj5y8duHAWA
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Aug 30, 2016 01:32
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No. Move along, citizen. Have some gin.
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Aug 30, 2016 01:32
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They all died a long time ago, OP.
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Aug 30, 2016 01:34
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definitely
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Aug 30, 2016 01:50
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Turns out it's easier to rule the world with dark money than trying to push a plant
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Aug 30, 2016 01:57
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There's already secret global corporate courts and billionaire pedophile black mail rings exposed as fact so do we even need the illuminati at this point poo poo just seems quaint
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Aug 30, 2016 01:58
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Bilderberg meetings have a lot of pomp and pretense but really the clammy old shits disrobe immediately past the foyer and get right down to gently caress town
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Aug 30, 2016 02:02
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Boomstick Quaid posted:There's already secret global corporate courts and billionaire pedophile black mail rings exposed as fact so do we even need the illuminati at this point poo poo just seems quaint When you say black mail rings, do you mean pedophiles that just so happen to be into black mail? Or do you mean using pedophilia as black mail?
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Aug 30, 2016 02:05
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a smaller subset of the rich old fucks who rule the world might have pretenses at ruling the world including the other rich old fucks. who knows? it wouldn't make any difference if they exist or not, though.
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Aug 30, 2016 02:06
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Boomstick Quaid posted:Bilderberg meetings have a lot of pomp and pretense but really the clammy old shits disrobe immediately past the foyer and get right down to gently caress town Ih-loo-muh-nah-tee Oh-le-mun-par-tee Coincidence?
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Aug 30, 2016 02:10
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ask beyonce she's in the la-li-lu-le-lo
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Aug 30, 2016 02:11
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Imma need you to do the serect handshake before I answer anything.
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Aug 30, 2016 02:13
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Well it's got its roots in freemasonry, which got its toolset from the architectural principles used to construct the pyramids, which were designed to preserve a human king through a nuclear holocaust and years of exposure to the elements and repopulate the planet with a master race in an ethnically cleansed Masonic utopia. 
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Aug 30, 2016 02:14
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The Freemasons are probably the most far-out trade union out there
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Aug 30, 2016 02:16
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_574Rxxez2c
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Aug 30, 2016 02:18
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Why are they bad?
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Aug 30, 2016 02:18
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Aug 30, 2016 02:18
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There are secret clubs, guilds, societies, and other organizations out there but I think it's insanity to think if the illuminati does exist they have the power and clout that conspiracy nutters attribute to them. Conspiracies like the illuminati are just something feeble minded people believe in because they can't accept the organized chaos of civilization.
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Aug 30, 2016 02:23
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Aug 30, 2016 02:23
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Aug 30, 2016 02:24
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gently caress you money face. how can he prevent me from picking up money off the ground? little bitch.
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Aug 30, 2016 02:26
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Aug 30, 2016 03:30
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no! it's all made up my friend!! please try to stay focused on whatever Donald Trump may or may not have tweeted
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Aug 30, 2016 03:33
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Sure but it's like the Deus Ex Illuminati where they're really just a bunch of rich assholes funding world domination projects that they don't even understand to stay fashionable with their other rich secret society buds.
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Aug 30, 2016 03:38
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Freemasons exist and almost all Masonic Lodge Meetings involve old men drinking whiskey and talking poo poo about people they know locally and sometimes doing fundraisers. There's also some symbolism involved which is pretty cool but for the most part your nose is going to get filled with the stench of piss-ridden old men and whiskey.
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Aug 30, 2016 03:40
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"How far that little candle throws its beams! So shines a good deed in a naughty world."
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Aug 30, 2016 03:41
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they exist. for sure.
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Aug 30, 2016 03:58
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No we're not.... I mean THEY'RE totally not real. 
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Aug 30, 2016 04:44
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The already world is run by old, rich white dudes who are DTF in some freaky ways, so they should just really adopt the name at this point. S'like calling yourself equalitarian when the MRAs are like, right there, bro.
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Aug 30, 2016 04:50
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I have a crazy friend who's reading david icke and thinks he has some interesting things to say
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Aug 30, 2016 04:54
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I have managed to convince about half of my students that I am one of the people who started the illuminati, and that we have been working to backdate documents and make it seem more ancient and authentic. I've also convinced most of them that the gum i make them spit out into the big, glass jar in my classroom is sold back to the chewing gum company for recycling and reuse.
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Aug 30, 2016 04:59
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ive been to the bohemian grove a number of times ama its a great place to get hammered drunk
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