would you call to order a session of sexual congress with chelsea clinton

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Well slapnuts, would you?
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Nissin Cup Nudist: Sep 3, 2011; Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land

If I get a cushy job or some political benefits or a SS hit squad, most definitely

# ? Aug 31, 2016 23:41

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 19:53

The Kingfish: Oct 21, 2015

She's got money and power.

# ? Aug 31, 2016 23:49

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

The Kingfish posted:

She's got money and power.

AND YOU KNOW IT.

# ? Aug 31, 2016 23:55

Ork of Fiction: Jul 22, 2013

How do you sex the devil in the back, Agent Kujan? What if you miss??

# ? Sep 1, 2016 00:02

Huge Lady Pleaser: Jun 17, 2005; hello how r u doing im just looking for ppl 2 chill wit relax go out n have funn if ur looking for da same thing hit me up; Nap Ghost

Sheep-Goats posted:

She looks about five times better than the average OKC girl and I don't think she even has kids op.

Well, about that

# ? Sep 1, 2016 00:21

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Huge Lady Pleaser posted:

Well, about that

I've slept with fatter.

# ? Sep 1, 2016 00:25

The Reverand Me: May 12, 2007; Let's make Gravy!

Not sure about Clint but Kristen Gore I definitely would.

# ? Sep 1, 2016 01:16

The_Book_Of_Harry: Apr 30, 2013

As Chelsea and I are roughly the same age (she's a couple years older), and I have always loved power, I've been infatuated with her (and Hillary) pretty much ever since I can remember liking women.

But I've also fapped to Merkel :shrug:

# ? Sep 1, 2016 01:58

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

VendaGoat posted:

AND YOU KNOW IT.

Yes.

# ? Sep 1, 2016 02:06

ChrisHansen: Oct 28, 2014; Suck my damn balls.; Lipstick Apathy

Ain't got nothing on the Palin girls

# ? Sep 1, 2016 02:09

fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

The_Book_Of_Harry posted:

As Chelsea and I are roughly the same age (she's a couple years older), and I have always loved power, I've been infatuated with her (and Hillary) pretty much ever since I can remember liking women.

But I've also fapped to Merkel

merkel? pix?

# ? Sep 1, 2016 02:12

Nigmaetcetera: Nov 17, 2004; borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

I don't know the woman.

# ? Sep 1, 2016 02:13

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

Huge Lady Pleaser posted:

Well, about that

shes pregnant

i think

# ? Sep 1, 2016 02:14

ChrisHansen: Oct 28, 2014; Suck my damn balls.; Lipstick Apathy

Mariana Horchata posted:

shes pregnant

i think

Those certainly look like pregnancy pants

# ? Sep 1, 2016 02:17

Blistex: Oct 30, 2003; Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Yes, but it would require a lot of alcohol, and a super-cushy consulting (do nothing) job after the deed was done.

# ? Sep 1, 2016 02:22

Nightrain: Dec 17, 2004; I may be new to SA, but I've been playing guitar in the desert and on top of pianos for years

I would filibuster

# ? Sep 1, 2016 02:24

Return Of JimmyJars: Jun 24, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

I would drink piss from vag as it drips down her labia if u know what I'm sayin

# ? Sep 1, 2016 02:27

Kiryen: Feb 25, 2015

No. Pretty sure she gives terrible blowjobs and just lays there rolling her eyes the entire time.

# ? Sep 1, 2016 02:34

TOOT BOOT: May 25, 2010

jared from subway might gently caress her but he'd probably call for a recess afterward

# ? Sep 1, 2016 02:53

Nightrain: Dec 17, 2004; I may be new to SA, but I've been playing guitar in the desert and on top of pianos for years

TOOT BOOT posted:

jared from subway might gently caress her but he'd probably call for a recess afterward

I'm pretty sure Jared calls for recess before having sex

# ? Sep 1, 2016 02:56

Winifred Madgers: Feb 12, 2002

Moridin920 posted:

you hit it, they quit it

# ? Sep 1, 2016 04:12

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Please....

Am I allowed to get drunk first?

If so....maybe.

# ? Sep 1, 2016 04:38

extra stout: Feb 24, 2005; ISILDUR's ERR

crazy to think the mother of chelsea clinton neglected to do her actual tax paid job, leading to the murder of our own moderator and goon sean 'vilerat' smith

and yet she had time to make 600 thousand dollar speeches

# ? Sep 1, 2016 04:41

B.H. Facials: May 9, 2011; "Getting teased is part of growing up. It's no big deal. Just tell yourself, 'Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a .44 Magnum will tear that bully a new asshole!'"