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So, uh... I know there's been discussion in various areas about living 'past lives' and all that sort of thing. If someone were to get the impression through a variety of subtle signs that they may have had something to do with Lady Guinevere in a past life - they'd probably be pretty crazy, right?
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Aug 31, 2016 18:15
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Not really op, I was actually Mr Ed in a past life.
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Aug 31, 2016 18:17
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OctoberBlues posted:Not really op, I was actually Mr Ed in a past life. I loving KNEW it.
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Aug 31, 2016 18:17
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OctoberBlues posted:Not really op, I was actually Mr Ed in a past life. Hey I loved that show when I was younger. 
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Aug 31, 2016 18:19
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nah man I was Alexander the Great, born of Philip of Macedon
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Aug 31, 2016 18:19
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Moridin920 posted:nah man Alright, Alexander, or anyone...what's next? I'm really at a loss here. I've been reading a lot of books, but I really feel like even all my books are going to come short on this one. What should I do? Nothing dirty.
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Aug 31, 2016 18:21
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hypno-regression therapy
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Aug 31, 2016 18:22
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Moridin920 posted:hypno-regression therapy I'd be fine with it, but probably can't afford it.
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Aug 31, 2016 18:24
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I used to be Shirley MacLaine
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Aug 31, 2016 18:25
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it's cool, at first everyone was like "oh I was such and such in a past life, the fuckin king of Germany or whatever" and it was always some very important individual and everyone else made fun of past life people like "wow no one was ever just some feudal serf, you're always fuckin napoleon" so now it's the opposite and everyone's past self was the most boring piece o. s. ever "in a past life i cleaned dog cum off the pantaloons of French monarchy when their yappy lil poodles wouldn't stop leghumping, this is why I am afraid of dogs and your mom"
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Aug 31, 2016 18:27
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although for real I was king Arthur and I pulled the sword our of the stone only Excalibur was my dick and the "stone" was your mom's past life's pussy
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Aug 31, 2016 18:28
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Gatekeeper posted:it's cool, at first everyone was like "oh I was such and such in a past life, the fuckin king of Germany or whatever" and it was always some very important individual and everyone else made fun of past life people like "wow no one was ever just some feudal serf, you're always fuckin napoleon" so now it's the opposite and everyone's past self was the most boring piece o. s. ever I think I'd probably rather associate with being a serf in an instance like this. All the tragedy surrounding Guinevere and King Arthur and all that..
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Aug 31, 2016 18:30
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I was Commoner #5820 who died of famine while Lancelot played with Arthur's sword
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Aug 31, 2016 18:32
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What are your subtle signs about being Guinevere, OP?
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Aug 31, 2016 18:34
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Neither Guinevere nor past lives exist.
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Aug 31, 2016 18:35
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The Queen of Lothric was Gwynevere in a past life
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Aug 31, 2016 18:37
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Neither Guinevere nor past lives exist. you dont know that...
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Aug 31, 2016 18:39
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Enfield posted:you dont know that... Yes I do because God told me
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Aug 31, 2016 18:40
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I was a knight in my past life and some rear end in a top hat killed me in a joust tourney.
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Aug 31, 2016 18:43
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Guinevere was Hitler in a past life
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Aug 31, 2016 18:46
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OctoberBlues posted:Not really op, I was actually Mr Ed in a past life. No wonder you're always horsin' around
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Aug 31, 2016 18:47
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Pawn 17 posted:I was a knight in my past life and some rear end in a top hat killed me in a joust tourney. sounds like you got... lanced a lot 
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Aug 31, 2016 19:01
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she had big boobs and a sister brother hth
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Aug 31, 2016 19:04
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I'm not well versed in re-incarnation but isn't being a human pretty high on the totem pole already? For instance, why does everyone assume that, as a person, they were previously another person; shouldn't you have been a rock or a dog at some point earlier in the line? Kinda sucks to have all this build-up to wind up worse off. 
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Aug 31, 2016 19:09
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Gwenhwyfar is not a historical figure. The word you're looking for OP is "fictionkin" Please check out my tumblr which will explain all you need to know about this vibrant community
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Aug 31, 2016 19:18
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i evolved from a grub in a swamp. if you want to call that a "past life" heck it's a free country 
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Aug 31, 2016 19:20
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suck m'balls, m'lady
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Aug 31, 2016 19:21
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Found a picture of the op's past life
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Aug 31, 2016 19:22
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i always enjoy how people that believe this stuff are always someone famous or some royalty you never see anybody claiming to be a latrine builder or barnacle scraper in a past life
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Aug 31, 2016 19:31
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i am fairly certain I was a slug in a past life it explains why I leave a trail of slime everywhere I touch
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Aug 31, 2016 19:32
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rezatahs posted:you never see anybody claiming to be a latrine builder or barnacle scraper in a past life
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Aug 31, 2016 19:32
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a hole-y ghost posted:I was Barnacle Jim in a past life. I was his ruined hole.
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Aug 31, 2016 19:40
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http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3pi0ep
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Aug 31, 2016 19:46
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Remind that person that guinevere was a cheating bitch. Also probably not real. Arthur himself was probably based on someone who existed, though who exactly is still up in the air. Guinevere? Not so much.
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Aug 31, 2016 19:53
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rezatahs posted:i always enjoy how people that believe this stuff are always someone famous or some royalty hm its almost as if most of the thread has been variations of this same observance
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Aug 31, 2016 20:04
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yeah guinevere liked to the lance a lot thats 5 sure.
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Aug 31, 2016 20:04
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walgreenslatino posted:Gwenhwyfar is not a historical figure. The word you're looking for OP is "fictionkin" What about Vanora's stone? Or Meigle 2, however you want to call it. In response to what sort of signs would leave me to wonder these sorts of things. There's a few, but I'm not really comfortable with discussing it.
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Aug 31, 2016 23:20
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ez9bXTY35eY
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Aug 31, 2016 23:26
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I was burnt at the stake in a past life because they thought my skill at ventriloquism was a sign of witchcraft. The odd thing about this is that it was in Scotland in the 1950's.
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Aug 31, 2016 23:27
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quote:I.2.20 (Bar/Brothel of Innulus and Papilio); 3932: Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity! I was this guy.
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