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Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

poo poo man, all you can eat french toast sticks? Sign me the gently caress up!!



I think the last time I went to a Shoney's was, maybe... 1997? I've got a hankering though!

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sweet geek swag
Mar 29, 2006

Adjust lasers to FUN!





The Shoneys near me went out of business about 20 years ago. It deserved it.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
shut up im listening to guns n roses

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I worked at shoneys for one day during the orientation in high school I left when they told me that my new surper hero was "shoney bear". they went out business

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
That turncoat coward Jeff Foxworthy forsook Shoney's and started endorsing Golden Corral instead

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
When I was 8 I ate like 3 pounds of bacon at Shoney's and frat boys started placing bets on whether I would come back for more.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I've never been to a Shoneys but I do like buffets

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I've never been to a Shoneys but I do like buffets

it sucks from what I saw the one time I was there before they told me about the shoney bear guy

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
im having a hard time keeping my neck where it should be

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
boy i sure am hungry... wish there was a trough filled with scrambled eggs somewhere

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Orkin Mang posted:

im having a hard time keeping my neck where it should be

what should I have for lunch im loving starving

Fat Shat Sings
Jan 24, 2016

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I've never been to a Shoneys but I do like buffets

then don't go to a shoney's

It's like the worst possible versions of the world's most boring foods.

"Oh mashed potatoes, vegetables, pot roast, fried chicken and macaroni.....and it's retirement home food? Sign me the gently caress up!"
- Every elderly person that keeps them in business, 1990-Present

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
im thinking margaritas

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I'm sure it was very poor quality but I remember loving it when I was a kid!

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

dad gay. so what posted:

what should I have for lunch im loving starving

pies never disappoint

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Also I think there are only like four Shoney's locations still open or something like that. :(

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
but im eating pies now so i might be in the pocket of chunky pie

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Orkin Mang posted:

pies never disappoint

maybe some kind of cheese dish

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

dad gay. so what posted:

maybe some kind of cheese dish

this pies kind of the end of the line for me. i might vomit it up. the best cheese dish is a poormans bolognese with a shitload of parmejan cheese

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

you should go to the little india lunch buffet, it is very close to bennys

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

OctoberBlues posted:

you should go to the little india lunch buffet, it is very close to bennys

ill get some orange colored goop, and some yellow colored goop and... wheres the green goop? ah there it is

also I will have one of those weird moosh balls, oh and the mush cubes with orangeish red goop on it

and one of those fried things that looks like an eggroll but is really just some weird potato thing in a crispy shell

Oh and some brown goop please

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

JakeP posted:

ill get some orange colored goop, and some yellow colored goop and... wheres the green goop? ah there it is

also I will have one of those weird moosh balls, oh and the mush cubes with orangeish red goop on it

and one of those fried things that looks like an eggroll but is really just some weird potato thing in a crispy shell

Oh and some brown goop please

That is unironically what goes through my mind at the buffet, yes.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

OctoberBlues posted:

That is unironically what goes through my mind at the buffet, yes.

Ya i wasn't being ironic

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

JakeP posted:

ill get some orange colored goop, and some yellow colored goop and... wheres the green goop? ah there it is

also I will have one of those weird moosh balls, oh and the mush cubes with orangeish red goop on it

and one of those fried things that looks like an eggroll but is really just some weird potato thing in a crispy shell

Oh and some brown goop please

ya I don't think so, maybe siome kind of cheese

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

dad gay. so what posted:

ya I don't think so, maybe siome kind of cheese

indian cheese is weird

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Why don't you go to that wisconsin place and get some more cheese soup you goddamn cheesehead buttpacker.

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
Time to hit up the old soup and salad bar!
*puts 3 pieces of lettuce on plate*
*piles on a pound of crumbled eggs&
*pours two pounds of ham cubes and pepperoni on top*
*slathers a hillock of honey mustard dressing on top*

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
Does Shoney's still have the lollipop tree?

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Jose Oquendo posted:

Does Shoney's still have the lollipop tree?

I think you should visit and tell us

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
are those grits? i havent had those in years but i always enjoyed them when avail

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

The closest Shoneys to me is 670 miles away. :(

Anyone live in Memphis? Looks like you have 3 of the remaining 10 locations, lol

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Can't we go to Sizzler or Ponderosa?

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Kindergarten Camp
Nov 27, 2015

Big Poppa Pump is your hookup.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Kindergarten Camp posted:

Big Poppa Pump is your hookup.



:captainpop:

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

:kiddo:

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
My family goes to the seafood buffet every thanksgiving

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006

dad gay. so what posted:

ya I don't think so, maybe siome kind of cheese

put a sock in it

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
loving look at all thse locations!
http://www.shoneys.com/locations/map/?locations=all

Kinda steep if you ask me - they take a nice cut of your gross.
http://www.shoneys.com/franchise/faqs/

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social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



shoney the money

-deposits int he thought bank for today

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