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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
:synpa:

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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

he's unstoppable.

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

So do you just get a little gassy is all? I can't imagine having a major food allergy because I consume all food I see.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

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Wamdoodle posted:

So do you just get a little gassy is all? I can't imagine having a major food allergy because I consume all food I see.

i mean not gassy but my stomach hurts and i legimiately feel bad but its not anything serious

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
what would happen if you ate an entire jar of roasted peanuts?

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

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Germstore posted:

what would happen if you ate an entire jar of roasted peanuts?

i would probably feel real bad for about an hour an hour later.


would probably feel bad while eating them too cause roasted peanuts (unless honey roasted) are garbage trash

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

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ive had northerners not like boiled peanuts because they tried to literally boil roasted peanuts loving idiots

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
Boiled peanuts WHOA --->

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Leroy Dennui posted:

Boiled peanuts WHOA --->

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
i hear some people eat the shell.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

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Germstore posted:

i hear some people eat the shell.

you can if you want, i dont though i usually put a ton in my cheek and slowly transfer it over one by one

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Germstore posted:

eat a little bit of peanut every morning and night. increase by 50% every week. it worked for the dread pirate roberts.

Science agrees! http://www.wsj.com/articles/a-controversial-treatment-for-peanut-allergies-1455565119

Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."
Topic should have been Aughhhh I ate peanuts

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

Germstore posted:

i hear some people eat the shell.

I do sometimes. It's easier than trying to find the last few good peanuts in a cup full of empty shells.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


why did you eat penis op

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

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Celluloid Sam posted:

why did you eat penis op

gently caress you sammie

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

script kitty posted:

ACTUALLY peanuts are legumes

you know what happens when you legume, right? you make a leg out of u and me

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Smash it Smash hit posted:

[cashew] also makes my tummy hurt :[
Kill yourself

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

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KomodoWagon posted:

Kill yourself

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

oh gently caress yeah i honey potted a guy into banning himself. :feelsgood:

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

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Smash it Smash hit posted:

oh gently caress yeah i honey potted a guy into banning himself. :feelsgood:

unless it was fake, then still :feelsgood:

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Who knows.

(USER GOT A SWEET-rear end BEEJER FOR THIS POST)

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

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another one bites the dust. :grin:

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich
well don't worry, because eventually you'll die and you won't need to worry about these things in the kingdom of Christ

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

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Teikanmi posted:

well don't worry, because eventually you'll die and you won't need to worry about these things in the kingdom of Christ

you saying heaven dont got boiled pnuts, son?

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Heaven is just an old-timey saloon with all the roasted peanuts and pickled eggs any heart could desire. No alcohol though, because the Muslims are in fact right.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

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KomodoWagon posted:

Heaven is just an old-timey saloon with all the roasted peanuts and pickled eggs any heart could desire. No alcohol though, because the Muslims are in fact right.

this doesnt sound like heaven at all....



it sounds like....


heck.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
you had me at picked eggs. inshallah.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

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gently caress now i want boiled peanuts again

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Smash it Smash hit posted:

gently caress now i want boiled peanuts again

i just finished a bag from the grocery store while watching a show

it was good

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

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Lastgirl posted:

i just finished a bag from the grocery store while watching a show

it was good

thinking about getting abig ol' can and just live off of it for the rest of my life .

generative grammer
Jul 28, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
minnelians... :rolleyes:

Companion Cube
Oct 11, 2007

We do what we must because WAAAAAAAAAGH!

Speaking of hillbillies and bikers I hope you get your boiled peanuts from a rickety shack on the side of a rural road which you only know is there thanks to half a dozen signs across the preceding two miles which read "Boilled P-Nuts" and "Peach Jam"

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Companion Cube posted:

Speaking of hillbillies and bikers I hope you get your boiled peanuts from a rickety shack on the side of a rural road which you only know is there thanks to half a dozen signs across the preceding two miles which read "Boilled P-Nuts" and "Peach Jam"

Those are the best kind

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Companion Cube posted:

Speaking of hillbillies and bikers I hope you get your boiled peanuts from a rickety shack on the side of a rural road which you only know is there thanks to half a dozen signs across the preceding two miles which read "Boilled P-Nuts" and "Peach Jam"

obviousily thats my first go to source. heck here you can find them at most "shopping centers" just before you enter. However if you want boiled pnuts at home you gotta get can, they dont keep very well at all

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Companion Cube posted:

Speaking of hillbillies and bikers I hope you get your boiled peanuts from a rickety shack on the side of a rural road which you only know is there thanks to half a dozen signs across the preceding two miles which read "Boilled P-Nuts" and "Peach Jam"

"Vidalia Onions"

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
"P-Nut Brittle" I'm pretty sure I've seen "Onion Jam" as well, but I may have dreamed it.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Smash it Smash hit posted:

thinking about getting abig ol' can and just live off of it for the rest of my life .

when you die i will honor you by embalming you in a vat of boiled peanuts

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

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Lastgirl posted:

when you die i will honor you by embalming you in a vat of boiled peanuts

call me the patron saint of deliciousness

Companion Cube
Oct 11, 2007

We do what we must because WAAAAAAAAAGH!

Germstore posted:

"P-Nut Brittle" I'm pretty sure I've seen "Onion Jam" as well, but I may have dreamed it.

I like when the signs go like "Peach Jam" "Peach Cobbler" "Peach Tarts" "Peach Pies" "Peaches" just in case you weren't sure that peaches were available, like maybe they had used all the peaches up making all the stuff in the previous signs, and you were all "oh, I wasn't going to stop for all that other stuff made out of peaches but if they have peaches that aren't prepared in any way then yeah, okay, you got me"

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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

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Companion Cube posted:

I like when the signs go like "Peach Jam" "Peach Cobbler" "Peach Tarts" "Peach Pies" "Peaches" just in case you weren't sure that peaches were available, like maybe they had used all the peaches up making all the stuff in the previous signs, and you were all "oh, I wasn't going to stop for all that other stuff made out of peaches but if they have peaches that aren't prepared in any way then yeah, okay, you got me"

gently caress now i want peach cobbler (none of that other peach garbage though)

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