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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!



but seriously my drinking has been getting a bit out of control lately but its like what else am i going to do with my spare time anyways besides put back a few cold ones after work?

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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
Me too. I drink a big bucket of cum and puss every drat night. Fortunately, it's easy for me to resupply by lancing and draining my backne and jacking off to pov asmr videos.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

voted 5 cause this is exactly what I thought of when I read thread title

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
My problem is that I'm not drinking right now

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
my apartment is littered with minute maid pink lemonade cans

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i dunno it comes and goes. if you don't make the decision to buy booze it's easier to not drink it. if you can make some marijuana edibles you can just knock yourself out with those after work and sidestep the whole thing

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
I get it, it's like an e/n thread, except you're not making your serious problems up for sympathy.

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

Enfield posted:

my apartment is littered with minute maid pink lemonade cans

So, you work from home?

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx

Smythe posted:

Me too. I drink a big bucket of cum and puss every drat night. Fortunately, it's easy for me to resupply by lancing and draining my backne and jacking off to pov asmr videos.

finally a mod who "gets" GBS

PinkoBastard
Oct 3, 2010

numberoneposter posted:



but seriously my drinking has been getting a bit out of control lately but its like what else am i going to do with my spare time anyways besides put back a few cold ones after work?

james earl jones voice: "this is GBS."

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

numberoneposter posted:



but seriously my drinking has been getting a bit out of control lately but its like what else am i going to do with my spare time anyways besides put back a few cold ones after work?

i thought you spent your spare time doping with epo and cycling op

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Enfield posted:

my apartment is littered with minute maid pink lemonade cans

I think you may have a drinking problem :(

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Eh, I don't think drinking is all that fun tbh. :shrug:

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
I drink. No problem.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC
me too op, keep running out of booze :grin:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Jose posted:

i thought you spent your spare time doping with epo and cycling op
i only ride between 10 and 15 hours a week

then i work like 40 hours a week

and i like my sleep so i usually get like 8 hours a day = 56 hours

so there is 168 hours in a week and that adds up to 111 hours leaving

56 hours left over for drinking time, or about 8 hours a day where i can be totally drunk according to my calculations

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007




looooooooll

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



now develop a pissing problem op

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

numberoneposter posted:

i only ride between 10 and 15 hours a week

then i work like 40 hours a week

and i like my sleep so i usually get like 8 hours a day = 56 hours

so there is 168 hours in a week and that adds up to 111 hours leaving

56 hours left over for drinking time, or about 8 hours a day where i can be totally drunk according to my calculations

you mean you're not alberto contador?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Jose posted:

you mean you're not alberto contador?
im his brotrher

alfredo contador

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I drink too many liquids, need to up the drinking of solids is what my doctor told me

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Kuato posted:

I drink too many liquids, need to up the drinking of solids is what my doctor told me

you cant drink solids, you need to eat them *hands you a spork*

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Enfield posted:

you cant drink solids, you need to eat them *hands you a spork*
you can drink potato chips though

drinkin em right outta the bag

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

numberoneposter posted:

im his brotrher

alfredo contador

is the booze to thin out your blood to counteract the epo?

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

numberoneposter posted:

you can drink potato chips though

drinkin em right outta the bag

thats an advanced manuver

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Enfield posted:

you cant drink solids, you need to eat them *hands you a spork*

Hmmm starting to think my doctor isn't very bright

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
do not become addicted to water my friend, it will take hold of you and you will resent its absence

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

Smythe posted:

Me too. I drink a big bucket of cum and puss every drat night. Fortunately, it's easy for me to resupply by lancing and draining my backne and jacking off to pov asmr videos.

you

you're alright

Mukulu
Jul 14, 2006

Stop. Drop. Shut 'em down open up shop.

Moridin920 posted:

do not become addicted to water my friend, it will take hold of you and you will resent its absence

I CANT STOP

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Congratulations

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Moridin920 posted:

do not become addicted to water my friend, it will take hold of you and you will resent its absence

It's no where near as bad as my oxygen addiction.

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Switch to a heavier beer so it's harder to drink enough to get drunk

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Alternatively, pound hard liquor and seltzer so you pass out nice and quick

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

im going to replace all of my alcohol with fresh carrot juice

DOMDOM
Apr 28, 2007

Fun Shoe
has anyone said drinking solution?

drinking solution my man

my man, the flan

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

numberoneposter posted:

im going to replace all of my alcohol with fresh carrot juice

try opiates or benzo's instead

they'll help with the cycling too

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

numberoneposter posted:

im going to replace all of my alcohol with fresh carrot juice

Why would you drink carrot juice instead of just shoving them up your rear end? They are already in a handy dandy suppository shape.

autoaim.cfg
Aug 6, 2005
:qq: WHINY SHITHEAD :qq:
*drops mic*
I went to local AA meetings for about four months, because my now ex-wife insisted upon it.

They were very nice people, but I deemed them way worse off that me and I didn't think I belonged there, so when she filed the papers I stopped going.











I'm drinking a screwdriver right now.

Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012

autoaim.cfg posted:

I went to local AA meetings for about four months, because my now ex-wife insisted upon it.

They were very nice people, but I deemed them way worse off that me and I didn't think I belonged there, so when she filed the papers I stopped going.











I'm drinking a screwdriver right now.

im givin your wife a "screwdriver" right now

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i went to the emergency room theo ther day and they said i had to top. also i went to the doctor today and she gave me something for withdrawals so i guess you could see see you in hell, OP

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