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At this very moment some psychopath is designing a superplague in his basement and all he has to do is drop a phial of it in a public place and it's lights out for humanity. I just hope that before that happens someone uses CRISPR to engineer a retrovirus I can inject into my dick to make it bigger so I can at least enjoy myself a bit before I get schwacked by an ebola/flu/AIDS hybrid.
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What if the crazed designer is God, and auperplague is people. And the body is mother earth herself??
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Sep 8, 2016 17:28
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aug me up
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Doctor J Off posted:What if the crazed designer is God, and auperplague is people. And the body is mother earth herself?? Woah. You just blew my mind.
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Sep 8, 2016 17:36
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I put vegetables in my crisper so they last longer before I don't eat them and throw them in the trash
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Sep 8, 2016 17:38
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100 HOGS AGREE posted:I put vegetables in my crisper so they last longer before I don't eat them and throw them in the trash We are all doomed to die of vitamin deficiencies.
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Sep 8, 2016 17:39
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pale horse my man
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Sep 8, 2016 17:46
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Goodbye, earth, good be with ye.
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Sep 8, 2016 17:47
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100 HOGS AGREE posted:I put vegetables in my crisper so they last longer before I don't eat them and throw them in the trash 
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Sep 8, 2016 17:53
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100 HOGS AGREE posted:I put vegetables in my crisper so they last longer before I don't eat them and throw them in the trash I checked my crisper this weekend to find some veggies I'd forgotten and it's a horror show.
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Sep 8, 2016 17:54
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I do crossfit so my body is too strong for pathetic weak viruses to infect
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Sep 8, 2016 17:55
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Those zinc finger nucleases work too tho and MIT's D.R.A.C.O. :-)
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Sep 8, 2016 17:56
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Oh it's called "crossfit"? I'm gonna have to have a talk with my personal trainer, we've been doing "cockfit"  and I gotta say while it's good for the hammies I don't think this is the fitness craze thats sweeping the nation. 
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Sep 8, 2016 17:59
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Oh it's called "crossfit"? I'm gonna have to have a talk with my personal trainer, we've been doing "cockfit" They are almost identical you just have more of a chance of blowing your rear end in a top hat out with crossfit
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Sep 8, 2016 18:07
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I've edited your genome to remove your irrational fears of crispr, op. Please regrow yourself from a fetus so the altered brain plan can take effect, thnx
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Sep 8, 2016 18:11
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Fat Shat Sings posted:They are almost identical you just have more of a chance of blowing your rear end in a top hat out with crossfit Well my poo poo is whistlin in the wind as it is.
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Sep 8, 2016 18:13
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human race will die w/o ever knowing if they are a chip or a cracker
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Sep 8, 2016 18:14
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social vegan posted:human race will die w/o ever knowing if they are a chip or a cracker All guys named Chip are crackers.
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Sep 8, 2016 18:15
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drat you crispin glover
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Sep 8, 2016 18:20
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100 HOGS AGREE posted:I put vegetables in my crisper so they last longer before I don't eat them and throw them in the trash I save money by loading my shopping buggy with vegetables, and then unloading it into a trash bin inside the store. This way i still get the joy of selecting fresh produce and the shame of wasting it, but my wallet doesn't take a hit anymore.
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Sep 8, 2016 18:21
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Crisper will allow us to create talking horses, monkey butlers, and your dog will be able to do your taxes and even serve in the Congress. And most importantly, we may be able to cure stupidity, or at least cause it to be painful. I for one welcome this Brave New World. ... Hillary in 202- OWWWW, MY BRAIN HURTS! E: Congressdogs. Welp, it couldn't make things much worse. Except for all the dog turds on the Congressional floor. Owait- no change. zimboe fucked around with this message at 05:33 on Sep 9, 2016 |
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Sep 9, 2016 05:21
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i hope i can somehow make enough money to afford an enhanced child, when the time comes.
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Sep 9, 2016 05:23
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imagine how much it will suck when rich ppl are not only richer but also faster, stronger, smarter, etc - due to biomods. drat. the future is brutal as hell
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Sep 9, 2016 05:24
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ikanreed posted:All guys named Chip are crackers. The politically correct term is Saltine American, thank you.
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Sep 9, 2016 05:24
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bring it on you fuckin pussies
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Sep 9, 2016 05:24
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Imagine gbs with CRISPR enhanced mods.
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Smythe posted:imagine how much it will suck when rich ppl are not only richer but also faster, stronger, smarter, etc - due to biomods. drat. the future is brutal as hell We should kill them all before it gets to that point.
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Sep 9, 2016 05:25
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And here I contracted Captain Trips for nuthin (cough cough rattle)
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Sep 9, 2016 05:38
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We'll be able to design sentient beef patties so that your Double Quarter PounderTM will scream when you eat it. ... New at Mickey D's ! They Scream Twice With Every Bite!TM zimboe fucked around with this message at 05:48 on Sep 9, 2016 |
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Sep 9, 2016 05:45
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Smythe posted:i hope i can somehow make enough money to afford an enhanced child, when the time comes. would you go all out or "cripple" him or her in such a way that he or she occupies a niche instead of threatening those above them?
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Sep 9, 2016 05:50
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dookifex_maximus posted:so would you go all out or "cripple" him or her in such a way that he or she occupies a niche instead of threatening those above them? if at all possible i would prefer to go fully OP so it breaks my head in its hands like in blade runner
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Sep 9, 2016 05:52
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good riddance
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Sep 9, 2016 05:55
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We could rebuild Paris Hilton with a working brain. Rather than the three brain cells she makes do with now. zimboe fucked around with this message at 06:12 on Sep 9, 2016 |
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Sep 9, 2016 05:55
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Applewhite posted:At this very moment some psychopath is designing a superplague in his basement and all he has to do is drop a phial of it in a public place and it's lights out for humanity. I let you in there as a friend. Please stop telling people about my doomsday device
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Sep 9, 2016 05:55
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i really thoguht crispr would be like a potato chip review app for gays only
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Sep 9, 2016 05:56
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ITS NOT FINISHED!
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Sep 9, 2016 05:56
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i've been saying this for years alreayd but the key is to actually create a metavirus which infects everyone but is totally benign until everyone is linked in and then you enforce an irresistible empathic impulse
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Sep 9, 2016 05:59
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my kingdom for the perfectly designed busty ASMR babe
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Sep 9, 2016 06:00
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Applewhite posted:At this very moment some psychopath is designing a superplague in his basement and all he has to do is drop a phial of it in a public place and it's lights out for humanity. There'll be an injection that makes your dick glow in the dark. You'll never have to buy flashlight batteries again.
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:We should kill them all before it gets to that point. I mean if rich people are all 7 feet tall and look like movies stars it will be pretty easy to track them all down
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