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veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


I watch this every time I'm feeling down. I think at least 10% of the YouTube views are me. I find it pretty inspirational.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hx66LWV-CCk

If you can actually find a better string of words a human has put together please post it.

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
"Aw gently caress! I can't believe you've done this."

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

wow a couple octaves lower and i'd be intimidated

tyson would rip me in half even today, but with my final breath i would giggle at his lisp

didnt he lose a testicle or something?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Passion. :kiddo:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKbU8B-QVZk

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Hector Beerlioz posted:

"Aw gently caress! I can't believe you've done this."

Takane
Aug 24, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
I think you forgot "Suck my dick you fuckman" that ones better OP.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
let's fuckin go the Broncos

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005



This is good. Not mike Tyson good but it definitely should be etched into a marker under a statue somewhere.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

jackyl posted:

let's fuckin go the Broncos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPSi0jXeQRs

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

"What's the worst that can happen?"

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
"Smoke weed every day."

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hslG7Sz7ekc

poopnanners
May 3, 2016

hey guys lets party
gently caress u op

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

ill eat your rear end in a top hat alive you bitch

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

god and then you back it up with a right hand that could knock em out for rear end eating thats gotta feel so good

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

not that i would eat the living rear end out of a knocked out person just knowing that its there for the taking has to feel pretty powerful

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

rear end eating rape isnt cool

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4weEXyoXZKs

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

"But I poop from there!"

didn't read the thread or op, but that's my contribution

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
thanks to whoever bout my new av.
The flowers are pretty

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion
"Here, hold my beer."

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
"Free drugs yall"

jsoh
Mar 24, 2007

O Muhammad, I seek your intercession with my Lord for the return of my eyesight
"If you wish to live exactly as you please, the Angkar will put aside a small piece of land for you."

drunkb
Aug 14, 2009


The Great Twist
Fart

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

NESguerilla posted:

I watch this every time I'm feeling down. I think at least 10% of the YouTube views are me. I find it pretty inspirational.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hx66LWV-CCk

If you can actually find a better string of words a human has put together please post it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epqlHmpKKz0

this was my favorite thing ever for years, and now again

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

extra stout posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epqlHmpKKz0

this was my favorite thing ever for years, and now again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYR_acwm0VQ

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

Hector Beerlioz posted:

"Aw gently caress! I can't believe you've done this."

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
darmok and jalad at tanagra

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam

Smythe posted:

darmok and jalad at tanagra

Dammit, Smythe! I came here to post that!

Ex-Priest Tobin
May 25, 2014

by Reene
Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea.
Churchill: Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

genesplicer posted:

Dammit, Smythe! I came here to post that!

:newlol:

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Feb 11, 2007

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dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

Smythe posted:

darmok and jalad at tanagra

Uzani, his army. Shaka, when the walls fell

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

MOOBS! posted:

ill eat your rear end in a top hat alive you bitch



That's some big ol' titties you got there.

Don't undervalue yourself son, demand a bag of coffee before you eat an rear end in a top hat.

Aside from the legendary fuckman series of insults, I've always been enamored of the phrase, "Eat a bowl of gently caress", or long form: "Eat a bowl of gently caress, ya oval office."

I'm not sure who said this first.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I don't think that was actually Mike Tyson, you could understand the words coming out of his mouth there.

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Hector Beerlioz posted:

"Aw gently caress! I can't believe you've done this."

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74BzSTQCl_c

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer
I was going with "hold my beer", but then i remembered that "Suck my dick you fuckman" existed.

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Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Hector Beerlioz posted:

"Aw gently caress! I can't believe you've done this."

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