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Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

and then he turned into one

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extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
charlton heston? or am i not getting the joke. what if he bit into a charleston chew instead as your new joke?

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

What if he died

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
well, not until now. but all the pieces fit.

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

I heard they made Charleston Houston into Soylent.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

im gaye posted:

and then he turned into one

a charles?

Garcin
Jun 15, 2000
As a very straight man, who is actually gay, I would very much be a top or bottom to Charlton Heston via Planet of the Apes or any Clint Eastwood from those spaghetti westerns.

Thank you for your time.

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
Old white man still thinks America is awesome. Everything is in its right place

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Rasta_Al posted:

Old white man still thinks America is awesome. Everything is in its right place

Look at this empty chair.

Charlize Hirsch used to be there but we made him into Soylent.

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

a hole-y ghost posted:

What if he died

gently caress

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Rasta_Al posted:

Old white man still thinks America is awesome. Everything is in its right place

If he thinks it is currently awesome, then why would it need to be made great again?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Rasta_Al posted:

Old white man still thinks America is awesome. Everything is in its right place

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LofXZ0j3XtI

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

i tried to get clint eastmans autograph at a golf tourney when i was a kid but he turned me down and i got RANDY QUAID scribbled on a scrap of torn paper that i lost

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
Clint is fine & great and like all of us failed by a sad pussy generation

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Supreme Allah posted:

Clint is fine & great and like all of us failed by a sad pussy generation

we are all so sad that we failed the empty chair

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

Supreme Allah posted:

Clint is fine & great and like all of us failed by a sad pussy generation

yes but does he sleep in the soil of his homeland while gypsies stand guard

Verily I Shat
May 24, 2015

by Smythe
Charelston Hempman

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
reagan is a vengeful ghost who whispers terrible things to old white actors while they sleep

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

i just want to smoke weed with jeff bridges before he gets turned into soylent

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Serious Frolicking posted:

reagan is a vengeful ghost who whispers terrible things to old white actors while they sleep

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