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:siren::siren::siren: Current Theme :siren::siren::siren:
05/30/20 - 06/07/20: It's Time to (Not) Dual



Welcome to the second version of the MTG Create-A-Card Thread, a weekly(ish) contest to use Magic Set Editor (program) or MTG Card Maker (browser) to create custom Magic cards suiting a particular theme. If your card is chosen as the winner, you get to choose the next theme, and pick the next winner, and so the cycle begins again!

You can check out the previous thread here. (Requires Archives)

TL;DR for all the poo poo below: Don't be an rear end in a top hat, don't go AWOL if you're judging or you win, make decent cards, adversity breeds creativity.

Tips for Judges
  • When you announce your theme, make sure you're clear about what it is, and what you're looking for. If it isn't, that's fine, but make sure to elaborate and clarify as soon as you can. Nobody's gonna be happy if you post anything that even remotely resembles "no, that's not what I meant" come judging time.
  • By the same token, :siren: make sure to announce an end date. :siren: It doesn't have to be an exact time, but it should be a specific day, at least, usually a week to ten days after the theme announcement.
  • If you don't want people bitching about your decisions, try to give reasons for them. You should hopefully be factoring uniqueness, printability, and adherence to theme, but you are the final arbiter, so if you want to choose a card just because it made you laugh or it has the best flavor text, then go for it! Just make sure you give some indication why, it helps goons get less mad at forum games.
  • Every judge has their particular bugbear (bad formatting, unsourced art, etc). This is totally acceptable, but you may want to remind people of it whenever you announce your theme, so people remember to keep it in mind.
  • You are only required to name a winner and give maybe a sentence as to why, but if you want to go above and beyond, you are welcome to. Paragraph-long descriptions and top-three rankings with honorable mentions are fun to read and help give a glimpse into your judging logic, which will hopefully result in more cards you like next time.
  • An unofficial second-place is also helpful, in case the new winner goes MIA. (Typical grace period is about 48-72 hours after winner is announced.)
  • Try to make your theme interesting, without being too narrow. "Create a creature" is too broad to really wake up interesting ideas, but "create a creature with 0 toughness" might be a little more interesting. Go too far the other way, though ("create a red creature with 0 toughness and exactly 3 power") and you may end up stifling creativity. Let people surprise you with unique angles on your theme.

Tips for Creators
  • You can submit more than one card, but try to keep it reasonable, and put as many in the same post as you can. If you edit an old post, make a new post saying what you added so the judge knows to check it again.
  • Put your card images on Imgur or LPix. Don't use photobucket or imageshack or some other bullshit like that. Please.
  • :siren: Use [timg] tags for your card images, you motherfuckers. :siren:
  • A text-format card (or a card with no image) can theoretically win, but it will have to really stand out to be any good.
  • Don't use images from existing cards unless you're redesigning an existing card. Source the artist on images you do use, Reverse Google Image Search has existed for years now.
  • Read the quotes below, I didn't go pulling them out of the old thread and manually reformatting them for my health.
  • Make sure you follow the theme. You can get creative with it, but be wary of being too smarmy and ending up having to explain why your card matches the theme.
  • Playing to the judge's preferences ('PMush really likes Simic, I'll make a Simic card") is not only acceptable, but in some cases encouraged. Just don't expect it to guarantee you a win.
  • Don't bitch and complain when you lose. Seriously, it doesn't make people reconsider your card, it just makes them put you on their ignore list.
  • If you win, but can't think of a good theme/don't have time to judge, there's no shame in bowing out (your card will still go on the winners' list.)

Entropic posted:

:spergin: A few notes on templating: :spergin:
  • Permanents are put "onto the battlefield". They haven't been put "into play" since 10th edition or so.
  • Ability words like Heroic, Metalcraft and Morbid don't actually have any built-in rules associated with them; you have to spell out what triggers them on each card.
  • You never need to have a card say "While this is on the battlefield, such and such happens". All abilities are assumed to work on the battlefield and only on the battlefield unless stated otherwise.
  • You don't have an untap phase or an upkeep phase or a draw phase; you have untap, upkeep and draw steps during your beginning phase.
  • Damage, mana amounts, and references to power or toughness are always written as numerals and never spelled out. (e.g. "Lightning bolt deals 3 damage.") Numbers of most other things are always spelled out (e.g. "Draw two cards.")
  • Lord effects should specify that they only affect creatures where applicable. e.g. "Goat creatures you control get +1/+1" not "Goats you control get +1/+1" because ever since Tribal went and ruined everything you have to take into account that you don't want some hypothetical non-creature Tribal Enchantment - Goat getting a +1/+1 bonus that makes no sense for it.
  • For the love of Emrakul, please use gatherer to search for cards with similar abilities to whatever you're trying to do so that you can see how it's worded on cards that actually saw print.

Kabanaw posted:

An important rule in designing cards is making sure that players don't have to remember that something exists without there being a visible reminder somewhere in the game. The reason cards like Obsidian Fireheart or Xathrid Gorgon put counters on things they change is so that a player can look at that card and remember "Oh, this has a petrification counter on it, it's an artifact creature with defender." It reduces the number of play mistakes overall and lets the players focus on their strategy and the game itself instead of wasting headspace remembering extra gamestate information.

One more thing, templating style stuff: The placement of abilities on cards isn't random. They're often placed so that the parts that are relevant sooner are placed sooner. The order is generally additional costs both keyword and non-keyword, non-keyword alternate casting costs, abilities that change how a card can be cast (pretty much just flash), evergreen keyword abilities, block-specific keyword abilities, characteristic defining abilities (eg. setting power/toughness) enters-the-battlefield abilities, all other abilities, and finally keyworded alternate casting costs (eg. flashback and overload).

This order can change for any number of reasons, but it's usually because a different order increases readability. For example, Geist-Honored Monk has its characteristic defining ability before its ETB ability, while Duplicant has its ETB ability before its characteristic defining ability. That's because Duplicant's characteristic defining ability is linked to the creature it exiles with its first. The order of abilities on a card don't actually change how it functions, but correctly ordered abilities make a card's effect easier to parse.

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Contests and Winners
Podium Count, maintained by AJ Impy

2016
09/12/16, "RoboRosewater Debugger" - Festerpit by Anil dasharez0ne
09/19/16, "Silver Bordered Shenanigans" - Serra // Angel by Lottery of Babylon
09/26/16, "Auras for Noncreatures" - Earthen Memories by Irony Be My Shield
10/04/16, "Lands with Nonmana Effects" - Sorin's Sexy Swingers Party by black potus
10/14/16, "Cards With Downside (With Upside)" - Reposeful Oak by Lottery of Babylon
10/24/16, "Colorshift a Mechanic" - In Memoriam by Gildergun
10/31/16, "Lord of the Lordless" - War Council Convener by Irony Be My Shield
11/08/16, "Non-Creature Tokens" - Enchanters by PMush Perfect
11/22/16, "Legendary Ends" - Sunastian Peregrinator by Gynovore
12/12/16, "Great Limited, Poor Constructed" - Disciple of Brass by Veyrall
12/30/16, "Fill A Gap" - Surprising Return by Torchlighter

2017
01/11/17, "Superhero Smashup" - Deadman by Eeevil
01/22/17, "Non-Creature Subtypes" - Contraptions by ungulateman
01/29/17, "Tribes Matter" - Allied Forces by Lottery of Babylon
02/07/17, "Extra Shadows Over Innistrad" - World Enchants by Skyl3laser
02/16/17, "Gold Cube Cards" - Zoness' Set
02/24/17, "Large Enchantments" - Flesh Distortion by black potus
03/08/17, "Make A Vertical Cycle" - Phoenixes by ChewyLSB
03/16/17, "Teaser Cards" - Prisoner Manifest by Elyv
03/24/17, "Limited Uncommon Buildarounds" - Collar of Moonsilver by AJ_Impy
04/04/17, "Flesh Out An Obscure Tribe" - Brushwaggs by ungulateman
04/11/17, "Monuments" - Norin's Memorial by Lone Goat
04/21/17, "Free For All" - Collective Strength by ungulateman
05/02/17, "Limited Bomb" - Angel of Legacies by Lottery of Babylon
05/08/17, "Aftermath" - Jump // Conclusions by FuzzyMammal
05/17/17, "Mana Rocks" - Voxic Quarry by Lone Goat
05/26/17, "Fortified With Iron" - Custom Zendikon by Lottery of Babylon
06/06/17, "Brevity" - Facade of Glory by Gildergun
06/15/17, "Eleventh Hour Replacement" - Zenith Station by Lottery of Babylon
06/25/17, "Unusual Costs" - Elusive Consligiere by Kuiperdolin
07/06/17, "Hand Size Matters" - Primordial Flux by Lottery of Babylon
07/18/17, "Keyword Combinations" - Sylvan Manifestation by Gildergun
07/29/17, "Unpredictable Outcomes" - Wheel of Fireworks by AJ_Impy
08/10/17, "Strange Powers, Strange Places" - Tattered Heir by Lottery of Babylon
08/17/17, "Rehabilitate a Mechanic" - Radiance by Veyrall
08/27/17, "Weird poo poo" - Licheyard Conglomeration by ZorajitZorajit
09/11/17, "The Heist is on!" - TheChirurgeon's Set
09/21/17, "Planeswalker Signature Cards" - Tibalt's Partizan by Not Alex
09/30/17, "Vehicular Goonslaughter" - Let's Go To Space by Nebalebadingdong
10/08/17, "Timmy's Tokens" - Aerynth, Milldam of Beasts by The worst submarine
10/16/17, "Modal Randomness" - Nanobot Hive by Nebalebadingdong
10/23/17, "Halloween Spooktacular" - Dracula by Eeevil
11/01/17, "Lifelink" - Metastasizing Growth by ZorajitZorajit
11/09/17, "Transitory Cards" - Versatile Virtuoso by AJImpy
11/18/17, "Stronger Together" - Murbonius and Gudmar by Nebalebadingdong
11/26/17, "Magic Realism" - Wandering Merchant by The Gorp
12/02/17, "Trap Cards" - Princeleech Trap by The Worst Submarine
12/10/17, "Stock Photos" - Prime Time's Simic Slime by Nebalebadingdong
12/19/17, "Uncommon Ground" - Flamebound Splicer by ChewyLSB
12/26/17, "Design a Card for Chewy's Awesome Fanset" - Refract by black potus

2018
01/02/18, "doggos!" - Veteran Mastiff by ChewyLSB
01/10/18, "New Mechanic Across Rarities" - Coagulate by Lone Goat
01/17/18, " ¡LUCHA! ¡LUCHA! ¡LUCHA!" - Hot Tag by Torchlighter
01/24/18, "Mulitplayer Madness" - Grand  Conspiracies by TheChirurgeon
02/03/18, "Opposing Forces" - Mercurial Oceanheart by AJImpy
02/12/18, "Gimmick Tribes" - Modrons by Nebalebadingdong
02/19/18, "Gotta Go Fast!" - Time Dilation by TheChirurgeon
02/25/18, "Hit for the Cycle" - One-Drop Hybrids by Torchlighter
03/05/18, "Fragile Beings" - Pustulent Ooze by Elyv
03/12/18, "Oops, It's Broken" - Felidar Protection by Kuiperdolin
03/20/18, "A Matter Of Form" - Vampiric Transformation by xelada
04/03/18, "Plays On Both Sides" - Flame Encapsulation by The Gorp
04/13/18, "The Pie Must Die" - Primordial Soup by Human Cruton
04/22/18, "Mirror Gallery" - Guybrush Threepwood by Nebalebadingdong
04/30/18, "Fixer-Upper" - Shwind, the Torch Lighter by PMush Perfect
05/07/18, "New Evergreen" - Retaliate by Not Alex
05/18/18, "A Tale Of Two Tribes" - Juggernauts vs. Shamans by The Lord of Hats
05/27/18, "Modal Combat" - Invocation of Courage by Eeevil
06/04/18, "Hybrid Mana" - Vampiric Ambush by Elyv
06/11/18, "Tribal Mechanic" - Druids by ChewyLSB
06/19/18, "Design a Cycle" - Quivering Masses by black potus
06/26/18, "Sagas" - The End As Promised by Lack of Bear
07/06/18, "Bring Protection" - Fog of War by Eeevil
07/13/18, "Draw A Dragon" - Obsidian Statue by Lack of Bear
07/21/18, "Magic doesn't have GUNS!" - More Dakka by AJ Impy
07/28/18, "Powers in Strange Places" - Stolen Uniforms by Kuiperdolin
08/05/18, "Four-Color Cards" - Disaster Magic and World Rift by Eeevil
08/13/18, "Angel, Sphinx, Demon, Dragon, or Hydra" - Knowledge Hoarder by TheChirurgeon
08/20/18, "Duals of the Planeswalkers" - Cannibal Copse by PMush Perfect
08/27/18, "Snow Permanents" - Hypothermia by Capfalcon
09/05/18, "A Specter Is Haunting Dominaria" - Common Knowledge by Nebalebadingdong
09/13/18, "Turn One Drops" - Brewcrazed Oracle by Torchlighter
09/21/18 "Red or Blue?" - Heat of the Garrison by Lack of Bear
09/30/18, "Spooky Scary Skeletons" - Remove Skeleton by Eeevil
10/07/18, "Back From The Dead" - Flickering Image by Lack of Bear
10/14/18, "Reach for the Sky" - Haboob Elemental by ZorajitZorajit
10/22/18, "The Climate Change Episode" - Peak Mana by TheChirurgeon
10/29/18, "The Spirit of Giving" - Patron of the Backwoods by Lack of Bear
11/04/18, "Get out the VOTE!" - Kleptocracy by Hardcordion
11/12/18, "Name Droppers" - Godfather's Punishment by Kuiperdolin
11/20/18, "X Marks The Spot" - Sanctioned Passage by Lack of Bear
11/28/18, "Card Advantage Engines" - Loot the Battlefield by AJ_Impy
12/06/18, "Limit Breaks" - Fodder for War by Entropic
12/14/18, "Jolly Green Giants" - Clever Girl by Nebalebadingdong
12/23/18, "Stocking Stuffers" - Maelstrom Paradox by TheChirurgeon
12/31/18, "Legendary Rehab" - Shelkin Brownie by Kuiperdolin

2019
01/07/19, "Fine Art" - AJ_Impy's Set
01/15/19, "It's Alive!" - Nature's Scorn by Eeevil
01/25/19, "Guild Mechanics" - Simic Waterblade by GyroNinja
02/04/19, "WWhite Knights" - Spectral Partition by Lack of Bear
02/13/19, "Guild/Battlemages" - Kicker Battlemages by AJ_Impy
02/21/19, "Before They Were Famous" - Teve Loneglade by TheChirurgeon
03/05/19, "Direct Damage Spells" - Feed the Flames by Tulul
03/11/19, "Dungeons & Dragons!" - Mimic Trap by Lack of Bear
03/18/19, "Birds That Are Not Bird People" - Cockaturtle by Tulul
03/25/19, "Procrastination" - Grip of Time by Only 17 characters
03/31/19, "1 Power" - Amalgam of Frailty by Lack of Bear
04/07/19, "Loyalty - Bolas the Broken by AJ_Impy
04/15/19, "Start your engines!" - Galvanitank by PMush Perfect
04/21/19, "Pervert a Mechanic" - Mana Spasm by Eeevil
04/29/19, "Angelarium" - Primyr, the Autaugmented by Hardcordion
05/06/19, "Pokemon, the Catch'eming" - Elite Four by itsmekidney
05/14/19, "Lands Matter" - Dreamwood Logger by pup tart
05/23/19, "Foxes that are not fox people!" - Fennix by Eeevil
06/02/19, "Copycats" - Impolite Orgg by PMush Perfect
06/09/19, "Chunky Boys" - Prideful Dragon by Mikl
06/17/19, "Let's Make Some Noise!" - Castlevania Cycle by TheChirurgeon
06/25/19, "Exactly Two Non-Evergreen Mechanics" - Scrounging Quartermaster by AJ_Impy
07/02/19, "Perfect 10" - Tenfold Titan by Eeevil
07/08/19, "Destroy Something Beautiful" - Necrosis Agent by an_mutt
07/15/19, "You Thought I'd Never Come Back, Huh?" - Divine Strength // Profane Weakness by Lack of Bear
07/24/19, "Coveted Jewels" - The Monarch by desktop_metaphor
07/29/19, "Li'l Folks" - Blackjack Snoopy by pup tart
08/05/19, "Elder Goon Highlander 2019" - Herald of the Octagon by Only 17 characters
08/12/19, "Legalize Lasagna!" - John's Naptime by desktop_metaphor
08/19/19, "It Becomes You" - Trust No One by itsmekidney
08/26/19, "Fay Jones Week" - Night Colony by Lack of Bear
09/04/19, "Wordy Mess" - Aeum, the Walking Words by Tulul
09/16/19, "Eldraine Rejects" - Swallowed Whole by Kuiperdolin
09/23/19, "More Than Four" - White Noise by PMush Perfect
10/01/19, "It's Time To Duel!" - Decode Talker by Jade Rider
10/07/19, "Light It Up" - Sanctifying Light by Lack of Bear
10/15/19, "It's Time to Get Trashy" - bane, poison ivy's friend by desktop_metaphor
10/21/19, "Dollar Tree's Halloween Aisle" - Shadow of the Living by Tulul
10/29/19, "Segovia, the Tilt-Shift Plane" - Vulmonok, the Diminutive Dread by Nebalebadingdong
11/04/19, "Rats! (And Rats that are Rat People!)" - Labyrinth Rats by itsmekidney
11/11/19, "Wedge!" - Foundry Weirding by Lack of Bear
11/19/19, "Silver Lining" - Google(TM) Bridge by Nebalebadingdong
11/26/19, "North American Folklore" - Hidebehind by President Ark
12/04/19, "Some Sort of Digital Heaven" - Listening Post by Nebalebadingdong
12/12/09, "A Good Leader" - Elder Gomazoa by PMush Perfect
12/24/19, "New Year's Resolution" - Focused Research by pup tart

2020
01/01/20, "First Turn of the Decade" - Sporecap Grove by Lack of Bear
01/12/20, "Greater Auramancy" - Eternities Void by itsmekidney
01/19/20, "Spells That Cast Other Spells" - Kahn, Architect of Kings by Tulul
01/27/20, "Congratulations, You're The World Champion!" - Cantor of Keral Keep by Nebalebadingdong
02/04/20, "Post Your Favorite" - Ebay Platinum Reserve by itsmekidney
02/10/20, "Magic as an Edutainment Tool" - Allergic Cliffs by desktop_metaphor
02/17/20, "Tell Me A Saga" - 1001 Nights by Lack of Bear
02/24/20, "BUT AT WHAT COST" - Mechwork Assimilator by Jade Rider
03/02/20, "Float Like a Butterfly, Sting Like A Bee - Watchful Pollinator by Anshu
03/11/20, "All The Colors Of The Wheel" - Soul Prism / Vada, Spectrum of Life by PMush Perfect
03/17/20, "Don't Be Blue, You Get Counterspells Too!" - Expel by Lack of Bear
03/25/20, "Social Distancing" - Obsessive Pursuit by Eeevil
04/02/20, "Curses!" - Wall's Burden by itsmekidney
04/08/20, "New Identities" - Ashkeliz, the Toll Collector by AJ_Impy
04/17/20, "Absolutely Removed From The Freaking Game Forever" - The Collector by Kuiperdolin
04/29/20, "Cool but Awful Timmy Goblins" - Goblin Vanguard by AJ_Impy
05/05/20, "Fun with Counters" - Exciser of Identity by Tulul
05/11/20, "Dr. Juluis Jumblemorph's Jamboree" - Incarnations of Sin by OfChristandMen
05/21/20, "DESTROYING YOUR OPPONENT'S STUFF AS MUCH AS YOU CAN!" - The End is Nigh by President Ark
05/30/20, "It's Time to (Not) Dual" - Ongoing

Posion Mushroom's Personal Favorites
Festerpit by Anil dasharez0ne
Mystic Mongol being a smarmy little poo poo.
God dammit, Veyrall.
The Sickening Harvest by Skyl3laser
Jump // Conclusions by FuzzyMammal
Sharuum's Last Riddle by Veyrall
Blazewind Gale by TheChirurgeon
The entire Lifelink contest, honestly.
Tree of Concentration by Nebalebadingdong
Untimely Distraction by Kuiperdolin
Antirakdos Watchdog by Kuiperdolin
Living Explosion by Eeevil
Spellfire by Eeevil
Vampiric Ambush by Elyv
Hell's Reckoning by Lack of Bear
Fury of the Dracogenius by Torchlighter
Stolen Uniforms by Kuiperdolin
Remove Skeleton by Eeevil
Traumatic Recollection by ZorajitZorajit
Largo, Reckless Profiteer by Eeevil
Pitched Debate by TheChirurgeon
Illusory Assault by Eeevil
The entire Pervert a Mechanic contest.
Mana Spasm by Eeevil
Mr. Mime by Only 17 characters
Prideful Dragon by Mikl
Zombie Headbanger by Lack of Bear
Bad Horse by President Ark
The End Is Nigh by Mikl
Bees Within by Puptart
Hell Drake by Eeevil
Ashes//Ashes, Dust//Dust by itsmekidney
Decode Talker by Jade Rider
Two With Nothing by Kuiperdolin
Segovian Grove by itsmekidney
Rat Familiar by Eeevil
Focused Research by pup tart
Wooden Cube by pup tart
Expel by Lack of Bear
Siphoning Dragon by Mikl
Kiora's Citadel by Lack of Bear

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And now, the first week's theme!

:siren: RoboRosewater Debugger! :siren:



RoboRosewater gets some pretty decent card designs sometimes! It's in the same position we are where the cards will never get published anyways, so why not work together? Create a card that is a 'fixed' version of a RoboRosewater card. Make sure to link to the original card you're basing yours off of.

Rules
  • In case you somehow missed it, RoboRosewater is here.
  • Generally speaking, following the 'spirit' of the card is more important than the exact words and phrasing.
  • Cards based on 'old computer' cards will get more leeway on keeping the spirit of the original.
  • Judgment will be based on the usuals, but also on how elegantly you created something playable. You probably won't win just by taking a 'new computer' card and changing a creature type.
  • Bonus points if the new card keeps the old name, or something similar to it, and it actually makes sense.
  • Winner will be announced Monday, September 19th, whenever I get around to it.

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Some thoughts on cards, because that is a thing that judges do sometimes:

Draconic Tribute - I'm not actually sure about the power level of this card? On one hand, giving yourself a five-turn clock is rough, but on the other hand, even in Modern, there's plenty of very scary dragons that don't need five turns to kill you. I think the card might be better served by being just a little more Johnny.

Ephemeral Vale - The effect is fine, but the flavor feels both generic an indistinct. The effect is solid, and is a nice smoothing out of what was already a pretty solid RoboRo card, but the image is a mountain? When the effect is green/white? You try to cover it with the flavor text, but that just muddies things even more (and 6+ lines is always ugly with flavor text). Especially since Vale means "valley". Solid mechanically, needs a flavor rework.

Darkcrawler - What Barry was implying is that your card is actually more messy and complicated than the card you're basing it off of, and I think I have to agree. Where is the -1/-1 counters thing coming from? There's a lot of directions to take Darkcrawler, and I feel like you skipped over a lot of them. You might want to look at how the Leylines work and go from there. The 1: Untap ability may bear some fruit, too, and it'd let you get away with it being a little stronger. Maybe something like

Darkcrawler, 2W, Creature - Hound, 2/2, If ~ is in your opening hand, you may begin the game with it on the battlefield tapped. ~ does not untap during its controller's untap step. (W): Untap ~.

That's probably too many lines and a little messy, but you get the idea. Bring it back closer to the original, and you'll have something promising.

Curse of Endless Resurrection - I really like this. The Ninjutsu thing reminds me of the "pervert the mechanics" challenge from the last thread in a pleasant way, and it otherwise not having a mana cost makes it a very interesting Johnny card. I don't care much for the presentation, though, since as fun as old movie references are, I feel like it undermines the very fascinating mechanical flavor that's already in the mechanics.

Great Vineheart - I think you overcomplicated a card that might have already been fine with just a flavor change. It's going to be horrifying in Legacy either way, you might as well embrace it.

Bargain Dustbowl - You're right about Prophetic Firespank, but I'm not sure if this is the best direction to take it? I dunno, it feels... messier than it has to be.

Hydratic Horse - When I saw the first line, I oohed. When I saw the second line, I ahhed. And when I saw the third line, I quite literally laughed aloud. I think it's becoming pretty apparent that I love Johnny stuff, and this is a fun direction to take the card.

Loving all the turnout so far! If this is what I've got after one day, I'm terrified excited to see what a whole week will bring up!

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Welp. That's a lot cleaner, but it feels weird for some reason.

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Sep 30, 2009

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Simic Fodder: At first I didn't like the "separate creature" clause because I felt like it limited some really great Johnny potential. Then I realized it was Common, and saw what you did. This is a card designed for Limited play, isn't it?

Festerpit: I could actually see this getting printed. You worked off the template of the old card really well, but I wish there was a way that you could have tied the name into it somehow.

Fertile Farmland: Once again, my Johnny is screaming. I think I like this better than the Draw A Card versions. My first thought for how to exploit it was actually Blood Moon, because that would be kind of amazing.

Ironarn Duelist: Unexciting, but a nicely done Tim with a gimmick.

Sink Burdy: :allears:

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More card opinion times!

Rullor Dav: If there's a particular award for artistry in "make sense of an 'old computer' card". this might get it. How you interpreted Totalwolk is brilliant and I wish that ability existed on a real card. I know you were sticking as close to the card as possible, but I think it might work better as a 2/1, though. As a 1/1, the ability is basically useless on its own without a buff of some kind.

Carcass Crab: I'd actually say this feels a lot more Golgari than Simic, between the graveyard love and the auto-death, and even the name. Still very interesting design, and I could see the GB version winning a different contest (so hold onto it), but it feels a bit too much like a departure from the original.

Bloodcaster Savant: Can definitely tell what you were going for, but I think the 'colorless that can be spent like any type' is a little overcomplicated, and relies too much on player memory.

Control Gravity: Interesting idea, but I'm not really seeing at all where this comes from the linked card, and that's saying something, considering how little there is to go on. Some kind of intentionally pie-bending Gruul flight card might have been a better way to go with this.

Racka Rornoshy: Oh, hey, a card that kept the random name, and made it work! I like this, another fun land that opens up all that delicious Crucible of Worlds nonsense without having to pay (3) or :10bux:

Temur Enchantress: I like where you went with this, but you could easily get away with changing the color costs to be more in line with color identity. Green on the tokens and black on the life loss (or red for damage), maybe? It's a great idea for a card, but the color weirdness puts it on shaky ground.

Vampiric Cavern: Yeah, as others have said, that ability is very overcosted for what it does. Though you could reduce it to B, sacrifice a creature and ~: Add BBB to your mana pool. Then it's a Dark Ritual callback.

Mindblast Orb: You were kind of painted into a corner here, since Merpents is already pretty similar to Psychogenic. Letting it target creatures or players (and probably deal Shock damage, instead of Bolt) might refresh it, but it's still stuck being in a niche that already exists.

Bacchin: I realize it's only Black because it's supposed to be a Commander, but I'm still not sure how that plays into the color identity at all.

Soul Devourer: 3 for "sacrifice a creature, put a 2/2 zombie token into play" feels pretty overcosted. 2 is enough to make it a slightly better Prowler's Helm, which isn't a bad thing considering Prowler's is strictly mediocre while Whispersilk exists. Also, I love the Johnny potential of this card, and spent a little while trying to figure out how to make an infinite with Brass Squire.

(For the record, best I found was Soul Devourer + Brass Squire + Intruder Alarm + Life and Limb = Infinite Mana)

But I'm sure there's better ways to make it work. Short version: It's neat, I like it, feels overcosted.

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AJ_Impy posted:

You're in luck, it does exist on a real card. Admittedly a draft fodder evasive creature from a terrible set over a decade and a half ago, but it's there. I avoided going for a higher power owing to how it scaled: It starts out as just a look at your or your opponent's next draw, but stick any equipment on it and you can fateseal lock your opponent, Jace the Mind Sculptor style. I thought that was worth requiring the extra effort, and makes the card play better by incentivizing your opponent to tap out once it becomes that manner of threat, but an ignorable steady source of damage unboosted.
That is fair, a damage drip and a slow but steady source of information for 1UU is pretty playable, especially in limited.

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A heads-up to everyone that I'm starting to work on my results and I'll probably post them right around midnight, PST, so if you've got cards still bouncing around in your head, now's the time to either make them, or let me know you need a few more hours!

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:siren: Results Time! :siren:

This was quite a list, especially for a first time back. I was worried that there wouldn't be much turnout, but I am glad to be proven wrong. Can't wait to see what else we've got in store for the future.

As a disclaimer, There were enough great entries that I had to get pretty pedantic about things to properly trim down the field, including minor violations of color identity, and any card where I could think of any way to improve upon the final version mechanically.

Third Place

Rullor Dav, Mindspy by AJ Impy, based off of Rullor Dav
Slavish devotion to the card as presented bore fruit very well here, while also keeping its power level and complexity well within reason. Sadly, the rather uninspired image and creature type kept it from being higher on this list.

Second Place

Hydratic Horse by Lottery of Babylon, based off of Horse
Counter Horse.
This is a brilliant, brilliant extrapolation of a statement with almost no information, and uses the wonderful counter/counter pun. I can only imagine how much fun this card would be in a deck with Judge's Familiar.

And the 1st place card is something that struck me immediately as something I would need to give a spot to, no matter what came next. something that struck me not only as "I could see this printed", but as "why hasn't this been printed yet?". It's a masterwork not only within the context of fixing a RoMaRo card, but of card design in general.

But first, some honorable mentions.
  • Soul Devourer, by Torchlighter, for Best Combo Fuel.
  • Curse of Endless Resurrection, by Mystic Mongol, for Best Perversion of a Keyword.
  • Sink Burdy, by Lottery of Babylon, for Best Use of Photoshop.
  • Fertile Farmland, by Barry Shitpeas, for Best Card That Would Get Banned In Modern.

And the winner is...

Festerpit by Anil Dasharez0ne, based on Myr Ulleuger!
I wish I had the MtG vocabulary to describe just why I like this card so much. It's a dead ringer for older Magic design, for the rare occasion where you had no idea if it was designed top-down or bottom-up, but it worked spectacularly in either context. This is not only my favorite custom card in this contest, but that I've seen at all in recent memory.

So, congratulations, :siren: Anil Dasharez0ne! :siren: You have the next choice! Please announce the theme and end date within 48 hours, if possible.

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First, a couple I thought of that don't need much in the way of visual editing.





Edit Edited Jace to be even more full of hilarious greed-based mind games.

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Ashnod's Coupon, meet card name puns.

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Did somebody say "more terrible puns"? I think I heard somebody say "more terrible puns".

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LupusAter posted:

I think this should specify the units for the weight.
I think it's a mean-spirited, uncreative joke that should be left without comment.

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I spent way more time on this image than the card deserves.

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Mystic Mongol posted:

I really appreciate that those are all 2/2 bears.
I couldn't decide between Muraganda and Bearscape for the background. Ended up going with Mura because it stood out more clearly.

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I was really hoping one of those split cards (ha) was gonna win. It's a really clever concept.

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I started with "enchant enchantment because it sounded silly... and ended up with something I'd probably actually play.



There's not a lot of precedent for the mana cost on something like this. Indestructibility hits any permanent, but is too expensive to be playable in anything but limited. W felt far too low for a source of indestructible. Copy Enchantment has a lot of ways you can abuse it coming with actually having two of whatever you're copying, and WW would make it almost unplayable on anything except white anthems. So 1W it is!



This one doesn't need much introduction, I think. Sometimes a card is just a little too powerful, but the concept is too good to throw away. It's an Artifact Enchantment (Enchantment Artifact?) to make it extra vulnerable to removal, and it's 1U instead of U so it doesn't just give the most degenerate combos 8 copies of Voltaic.

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Well now I feel bad.



How about an enchantment counterspell? It's basically a Remand that doesn't cycle, but I think it balances out with delaying the spell, or possibly hard-countering it, if the player doesn't have enchantment removal.



Because who the gently caress needs Leyline of Sanctity? The costing is a little weird, but I think it's justified, since it doesn't actually stop burn or discard spells, it just copies them. There's probably also shenanigans to be had with using self-targeting spells.

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That is a lot of entries. :stare:

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Anil should just resubmit Festerpit. :j:

Deadline? Updating the OP.

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There aren't a lot of interesting common lands, and even fewer that have a use beyond 'low budget mana fixing'. So, hell, why not build one around being common? With one, it's a repeatable Electritrickery, but at four, it's a repeatable Flameslash. That feels pretty good for an ETBT land, honestly, especially in a draft where you might be able to pluck two or three for some repeatable removal.

Edit Decided to embrace the 'feels like a pre-NWO land' thing.

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Because Bant always needs more help, right?

In contrast to the last one, I wanted to make a Mythic land that actually felt Mythic. Something with that "I want to build a deck around this" factor. The name is a reference to the fact that this would probably get banned in everything except Vintage/Legacy pretty drat quickly.

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Elyv posted:

you realize both these lands are straight up insanely overpowered right
Probably. I need to scale them back a bit, I kinda threw them together in like 5 minutes.

Lottery of Babylon posted:

Technically this one doesn't have any abilities other than producing mana, but I feel it fits the spirit of the contest:


You cheeky bastard.

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Double post for (hopefully) not-broken versions.

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Lottery of Babylon posted:

So Cathedral of War, but legendary instead of colorless?
That wasn't intentional, but I'm going to defend it retroactively. I honestly would personally rather see a Legendary Cathedral than a colorless one, because being able to theoretically four-stack almost removal-proof Exalted is a little worrying.

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Take a chill pill, LoB, you're getting a little overinvested in Internet Pretend Card Game Contests.

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Khalni Gardens is fun. Slivers are fun. Two great tastes that oh god they're eating my face

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Land destruction is just about my least favorite mechanic in Magic, being totally honest, but I think I'd mind it a little less if there were more ways to deal with it.



For example, a cycle of lands that answer land destruction.

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Skyl3lazer posted:

Or can my wastelands just constantly go back to my hand?
Yeah, okay, fair cop. Tweaked it to only include ~ and islands.

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Skyl3lazer posted:

Is it from graveyard to hand as a trigger, or a replacement effect for being put into the graveyard?
Trigger, thought it'd be cleaner. Less weird interactions.

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Elyv posted:

strictly better

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Darksteel Citadel's better than Wastes. Nonbasic land are kind of expected to be, in most cases? :shrug:

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TWIST FIST posted:

Don't know if that reminder text is accurate or not, oh well vOv
You can force it by making them costs.

Put a creature you control and an island you control on top of their owners' libraries, T: Draw two cards.

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Put them on the bottom? "Scry 4, then draw 2 cards"?

A nontoken creature and a land for what's basically a repeatable Brainstorm is not bad at all.

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We have precedent for Land Creatures, for Legendary Lands, for colorless Commanders. Why not do all three at once?

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Primal exists at least partially as a solution to a problem I see a lot of in Modern. There's plenty of hate for nonbasic lands, things that you can use to counteract cards that are especially problematic for your deck to deal with, and so there's reasons to not play nonbasic lands. However, that's not the same thing as there being a reason to play basic lands, which is a subtle but important difference.



Primary in green and secondary in red, Primal is intended for, but not at all exclusive to, mono or dual-color decks, and has some mild synergy with Devotion, as cards like Leatherback Baloth get along quite nicely with Primal decks.



Mana fixing is, of course, still important if you want to see Primal end up in anything except monocolored decks (which have historically done very poorly in competitive). It's a keyword that's technically a downside, but that encourages you to play unexciting but reliable spells with a solid and uncomplicated mana base. It's the kind of set mechanic you'd put into something you intended as a stepping stone for a casual player into eternal formats. Something simple to understand and easy to build around.



Mostly.

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I dunno, personally my favorite downside mechanic has always been Decaying.



Kind of ended up in the same camp as Vanishing, a mechanic where you'd get a creature for only a certain number of turns. Yeah, to be fair, the early stuff was mostly filler, with the occasional limited bomb like Plaguebearer Horde.



But then they finally started getting creative. Militia Camp still shows up in some white Modern decks. ("Wall of Duh" is still one of my favorite nicknames for a card ever, even if it caused a lot of fights about the whole -1/-1 vs +1/+1 counters thing.)



And I've never seen an entire table gang up on me faster than when I play my Formucor EDH deck.

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Mystic Mongol posted:

Do you live in Philadelphia? We should be best friends.
Portland, OR. We should still be friends. :hf:

If Decaying wins, we should collab on the contest idea.

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