I ate too much chicken shit and it made me sick

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Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

No joke here sorry. I just got too much chicken poo poo in my mouth and it made me sick.

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SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.

No salmonella? If you want her to cluck you gotta work the cloaca

# ? Sep 12, 2016 09:32

Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

Zorodius posted:

No salmonella? If you want her to cluck you gotta work the cloaca

I dunno man it was pretty bad as it was. I poo poo my pants because I didnt make it to the toilet in time.

# ? Sep 12, 2016 09:33

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

next time just SUCKLE UPON MINE FREAKING BALLS oP!!!

# ? Sep 12, 2016 09:34

MiracleWhale: Jun 30, 2015

Isaac posted:

No joke here sorry. I just got too much chicken poo poo in my mouth and it made me sick.

I got campylobacter and I got diarrhea so bad they prescribed me opiates to slow my bowels down

# ? Sep 12, 2016 09:34

basement jihadist: Oct 3, 2002

goondolences

# ? Sep 12, 2016 09:34

Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

MiracleWhale posted:

I got campylobacter and I got diarrhea so bad they prescribed me opiates to slow my bowels down

I was going to get some codeine but they saw im a junkie in the notes.

# ? Sep 12, 2016 09:34

Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

basement jihadist posted:

goondolences

Thanks

# ? Sep 12, 2016 09:35

MiracleWhale: Jun 30, 2015

Isaac posted:

I was going to get some codeine but they saw im a junkie in the notes.

drat dude but what other option is there for firehose bowel

# ? Sep 12, 2016 09:36

Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

MiracleWhale posted:

drat dude but what other option is there for firehose bowel

You poo poo it all out, ridding you of the diseases

# ? Sep 12, 2016 09:36

basement jihadist: Oct 3, 2002

the plug

# ? Sep 12, 2016 09:37

MiracleWhale: Jun 30, 2015

prolapse, tie in knot

# ? Sep 12, 2016 09:37

the great deceiver: Sep 23, 2003; why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

gotta catch em all

# ? Sep 12, 2016 09:47

Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

the great deceiver posted:

gotta catch em all

They test for 5 things and i got 3 of them i think i did pretty well

# ? Sep 12, 2016 09:48

the great deceiver: Sep 23, 2003; why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

youre definitely off to a good start

# ? Sep 12, 2016 09:49

the great deceiver: Sep 23, 2003; why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

protip: if you leave a bowl of potato salad out all day and let flies crawl all over it before you eat it you can probably get shigella pretty easily

you're on your own with the last one tho but i have faith in you

# ? Sep 12, 2016 09:51

Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

the great deceiver posted:

protip: if you leave a bowl of potato salad out all day and let flies crawl all over it before you eat it you can probably get shigella pretty easily

you're on your own with the last one tho but i have faith in you

*takes note*

# ? Sep 12, 2016 09:52

KomodoWagon: May 10, 2013; by R. Guyovich

You really need to cook your chicken poo poo better if you want to avoid getting sick.

# ? Sep 12, 2016 10:14

MiracleWhale: Jun 30, 2015

install a sous-vide machine in your mouth

# ? Sep 12, 2016 10:20

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

I got salmonella one time.

It was super confusing because when it hit me, I vomited after I'd literally only had like 2 beers. It took me a couple of hours to figure it out.

# ? Sep 12, 2016 10:27

criscodisco: Feb 18, 2004; do it

I like you Isaac but if someone said to me "hey you know that Isaac has a mouth full of chicken poo poo?", I'd probably think "yeah, that sounds about right".

# ? Sep 12, 2016 10:40

Yolomon Wayne: Jun 10, 2014; You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is; Grimey Drawer

pro tip: do not ingest the excrement of poultry.

# ? Sep 12, 2016 12:15

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Yolomon Wayne posted:

pro tip: do not ingest the excrement of poultry.

this is America, buddy < :mad:

# ? Sep 12, 2016 12:16

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

I mean, tell Isaac what to do because he's from Austria or something but let me tell you, these colors don't run. :911:

# ? Sep 12, 2016 12:17

Yolomon Wayne: Jun 10, 2014; You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is; Grimey Drawer

FIRST TIME posted:

I mean, tell Isaac what to do because he's from Austria or something but let me tell you, these colors don't run.

So to spite me you will eat every poo poo of every chicken you can and die horribly of salmonella, right?
My evil plan is woking out perfectly!

# ? Sep 12, 2016 12:24

us vs also us: Jul 8, 2007; Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!

maybe don't eat so much chicken poops next time op

# ? Sep 12, 2016 12:25

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

3/5 is 60 percent LOL issac failed the test

# ? Sep 12, 2016 14:07

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS: Oct 3, 2003; What do you think it means, bitch?

Smash it Smash hit posted:

3/5 is 60 percent LOL issac failed the test

They're on the Metric system, duh :rolleyes:

# ? Sep 12, 2016 15:35

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

B!G_$W@NG@ posted:

They're on the Metric system, duh

what the HECK is going on here!?

*said after the doctor runs a swab test on issac*

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FIRST TIME posted:

these colons don't run.

ftfy

# ? Sep 12, 2016 16:17

Instruction Manuel: May 15, 2007; Yes, it is what it looks like!

Isaac posted:

No joke here sorry. I just got too much chicken poo poo in my mouth and it made me sick.

Why did you eat the chicken poop tho? Lose a bet?

# ? Sep 12, 2016 16:20

mom and dad fight a lot: Sep 21, 2006; If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

Chickenshit turns you ~~yellow~~ yelleh. Do you have jaundice?

mom and dad fight a lot fucked around with this message at 16:40 on Sep 12, 2016

# ? Sep 12, 2016 16:37

bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004

so did you poison yourself or was it from a restaurant op

# ? Sep 12, 2016 16:40

Captain Yossarian: Feb 24, 2011; All new" Rings of Fire"

He works with chickens on a farm and also has a pet chicken

# ? Sep 12, 2016 16:54

Lawrence Gilchrist: Mar 31, 2010

campylobacter? i hardly knew her

# ? Sep 12, 2016 17:02

shoophobo: Aug 30, 2013; "shoophobo? more like shittyposter!"; Fallen Rib

drat issac, sorry man. Get well.
You probably should wear a mask or at least gloves when working with chicken poo poo. hth

# ? Sep 12, 2016 17:19

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

isaac do the egg work

# ? Sep 12, 2016 17:20

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

the great deceiver posted:

protip: if you leave a bowl of potato salad out all day and let flies crawl all over it before you eat it you can probably get shigella pretty easily

you're on your own with the last one tho but i have faith in you

I think you can oalso get shigella miamoto by playing ninendo

# ? Sep 12, 2016 17:23

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

Why did you eat chicken poo poo?

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Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

Nooner posted:

Why did you eat chicken poo poo?

nooner my good friend, my comrad.

really if its not too much to ask could you dedicate a mere moment to speak to me. i wouldnt bother you unless it was of the most importance.

# ? Sep 12, 2016 17:50

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