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can you imagine haha it'd be all like, parking? fuhgeddaboudit!
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This premise is a bit too outlandish for my tastes op
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Sep 12, 2016 22:14
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Not a very good setting for a diverse cast of interesting and funny characters, imo
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Sep 12, 2016 22:16
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-Wears unfitted too tight jeans and faded solid color button down shirt untucked with "sneakers" -frizzy permed hair -never works out ever -new super hot girlfriend every week
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Sep 12, 2016 22:16
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George parks in concentric circles
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Sep 12, 2016 22:22
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These pretzels are satisfying the basic requirements for food that I, as a living being, require.
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Sep 12, 2016 22:24
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kramer: recycled chewing gum, jerry! think about it! we'll put wrigley's <spastic hand gesture> right outta business!! jerry: i don't know where you come up with these harebrained ideas, kramer. kramer: have you ever heard of... <whispers> mk ultra?
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Sep 12, 2016 22:27
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KRAMER: Come on, think about it Jerry! Jet fuel burns at fifteen hundred degrees fahrenheit. There's no way that's hot enough to melt steel beams! JERRY: I don't know Kramer. KRAMER: *interrupts with hand gesture* Ahhhhh! Meanwhile at Monk's Diner. GEORGE: You know what I heard? That the Bush family are in cahoots with the Saudi's. ELAINE: Get out! *pushes George into a waitress* LARRY: I told you George not to be bringing that crazy in here.
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Sep 12, 2016 22:43
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Kramer: JERRY! JERRY! I just saw something really strange. Like X-Files spooky. Jerry: What. What was it? Kramer: So I wandered into a coffee shop, called Central Perk. Jerry: I'm stealing that. Kramer: And there was six 30 something people sitting there, 3 guys 3 girls. Jerry: So, three couples enjoying themselves. Kramer: No Jerry, you don't understand. They were just one group, sitting there and complaining about everything. Jerry: In New York? Get out of here! Kramer: No, wait. One would say something, something normal and unfunny. And then it would happen. Jerry: What? Kramer: Laughter. The most forced laughter you ever heard in your life.
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Sep 12, 2016 23:07
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a laugh track is the audio equivalent of when a friend texts you something that isn't very funny and you respond "lol"
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Sep 12, 2016 23:08
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Kramer falls in love with Jerry's girlfriend, so he kills her and rapes her body and then slices her face off to wear over his own face, thus protecting his tribe from spirits.
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Sep 12, 2016 23:19
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I need to be at my apartment in case she calls me! I can't go out NOW!!!!
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Sep 12, 2016 23:22
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full circle ground floor
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Sep 12, 2016 23:43
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a calzone place where you make your own calzone!
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Sep 12, 2016 23:44
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Jerry, a famous and wildly successful comedian, spends every single waking moment breakfast lunch and dinner hanging out with: -his bald chubby unpleasant childhood friend -a weird gangly annoying unemployed guy who lives across the hall -a woman he dated briefly who physically assaults him, but only her not any of the other women he dates and tosses aside -a mailman. He not only knows his mailman, they socialize and interact and are somehow "enemies" despite coming from different social strata Jerry spends his 7 (8? more?) figure income on meals at a grubby corner deli and lives in the same two room apt for a decade
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Sep 12, 2016 23:55
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jerry spends years finding trivial reasons to reject every woman he's every dated until it dawns on him: kramer is slipping pcp into his drinking water
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Sep 13, 2016 00:06
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Jerry and George write a pilot for a show about nothing called "The Super Mario Bros Super Show"
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Sep 13, 2016 00:55
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naem posted:Jerry, a famous and wildly successful comedian, spends every single waking moment breakfast lunch and dinner hanging out with: Jerry wasn't wildly successful nor rich on the show. Nor was he rich IRL when the show started, I suspect.
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Sep 13, 2016 01:20
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They bust ghosts.
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Sep 13, 2016 01:47
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Secular Humanist posted:Kramer falls in love with Jerry's girlfriend, so he kills her and rapes her body and then slices her face off to wear over his own face, thus protecting his tribe from spirits. yeah that's pretty much how I remember the 90s
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Sep 13, 2016 14:00
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naem posted:Jerry, a famous and wildly successful comedian, spends every single waking moment breakfast lunch and dinner hanging out with: I know right, living the dream.
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Sep 13, 2016 14:09
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also i've started watching seinfeld last month and i've come realize I am George Costanza
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Sep 13, 2016 14:24
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I never watch sienfreld
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Sep 13, 2016 15:56
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There's no way middle America will tune in for that sort of poo poo.
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Sep 13, 2016 16:54
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Kurtofan posted:also i've started watching seinfeld last month and i've come realize I am George Costanza We are all George Costanza.
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Sep 13, 2016 17:07
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DO IT TO IT posted:We are all George Costanza. Some of us are Kramer (minus the racism)
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Sep 13, 2016 17:52
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naem posted:Some of us are Kramer (minus the racism) Anyone who thinks they are a Kramer (minus the racism) is in fact a Double George.
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Sep 13, 2016 17:58
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naem posted:Some of us are Kramer (minus the racism) Plz don't conflate Kramer the character with Michael Richards the actor.
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Sep 13, 2016 17:59
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DO IT TO IT posted:We are all George Costanza. If it's anybody, it's me.
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Sep 13, 2016 18:07
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FrankieGoes posted:Jerry wasn't wildly successful nor rich on the show. Nor was he rich IRL when the show started, I suspect. You're very wrong on both. Jerry was a very successful comedian before the show, and pulled in like 60k a week.
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Sep 13, 2016 18:09
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Leon Einstein posted:You're very wrong on both. Jerry was a very successful comedian before the show, and pulled in like 60k a week. ya he was up at the top at a time when stand up comedy was super popular and comedy clubs were opening everywhere like starbuckses there was such a market for stand up comedy in the 80s/90s we had guys like andrew dice clay and carrot top playing to packed houses every day and releasing smash hit concert tapes
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Sep 13, 2016 18:16
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A pizza place where you make your own pizza actually sounds exactly like the sort of stupid hip idea you'd hear about opening in LA next month, backed by some guy who's website got bought by Yahoo
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Sep 13, 2016 18:30
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Levels Jerry, it's all levels.
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Sep 13, 2016 19:06
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poisonpill posted:A pizza place where you make your own pizza actually sounds exactly like the sort of stupid hip idea you'd hear about opening in LA next month, backed by some guy who's website got bought by Yahoo ive been to plenty of those, it was all a rage to "choose your own toppings" for everything from burgers to pizza. like not just order it, but stand there and point and watch as the person spread the topping out sometimes i just want a sammich and i dont got the time to walk the guy at subway through it step by step. just make it look like the picture and lemme alone
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Sep 13, 2016 19:11
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FrankieGoes posted:Jerry wasn't wildly successful nor rich on the show. Nor was he rich IRL when the show started, I suspect. the show is named after his real life persona dude
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Sep 13, 2016 19:12
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poisonpill posted:A pizza place where you make your own pizza actually sounds exactly like the sort of stupid hip idea you'd hear about opening in LA next month, backed by some guy who's website got bought by Yahoo a restaurant where you wear a onesie and eat cereal with a plastic spoon
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Sep 13, 2016 19:31
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naem posted:(minus the racism) Speak for yourself
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Sep 13, 2016 19:34
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MiracleWhale posted:a restaurant where you wear a onesie and eat cereal with a plastic spoon And there's just one big block of cheese eveyone can take a bite out of. 
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Sep 13, 2016 19:35
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When is Michael Richards gonna get back into sitcoms?
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He's been on Curb a couple of times since the... unpleasantness. He also did an episode for Seinfeld's Comedians in Cars thing where he wore a wig and dark glasses. I mean, he could've been doing a bit, but he seemed genuinely afraid to be seen in public.
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