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MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


can you imagine haha it'd be all like, parking? fuhgeddaboudit!

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MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


kramer: recycled chewing gum, jerry! think about it! we'll put wrigley's <spastic hand gesture> right outta business!!

jerry: i don't know where you come up with these harebrained ideas, kramer.

kramer: have you ever heard of... <whispers> mk ultra?

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


a laugh track is the audio equivalent of when a friend texts you something that isn't very funny and you respond "lol"

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


jerry spends years finding trivial reasons to reject every woman he's every dated until it dawns on him: kramer is slipping pcp into his drinking water

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


poisonpill posted:

A pizza place where you make your own pizza actually sounds exactly like the sort of stupid hip idea you'd hear about opening in LA next month, backed by some guy who's website got bought by Yahoo

a restaurant where you wear a onesie and eat cereal with a plastic spoon

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


kramer has an emotional breakdown because no one in his writing class likes his poetry

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


ConstantDelays posted:

What's Seinfeld?

jerry's mother, reading this post, immediately panics and sends him a check for $20

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MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Batterypowered7 posted:



One of the top ten anime of all time.

the OVAs were better

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