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thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
imagine with me, if you would, a hypothetical world where a goon has somehow shown the mental fortitude, charisma, and basic human social traits to somehow be in the running to become president of the us. to make this easier just imagine they are running on a platform you respond positively to but you know deep down their main experience has been posting on the forums and at best maybe some modding.

could you, would you, vote for a goon to be president ?? if no, what about something less important like mayor of your city

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Yes, just so I could put the president on my ignore list.

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
dad gay, so what is the candidate we need and deserve.

dad gay-Drad_Bert 2020

Leroy Dennui fucked around with this message at 12:57 on Sep 13, 2016

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer

quote:

Would you vote for a goon as president?

Roughly half of you will...

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
lindsay graham has an account but im not voting for that effeminate weirdo


not that he's weird because he's effeminate he just happens to be weird and effeminate.


and he posts in fuckin pyf :(

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer
Depends. What forums do they post in/mod?

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
bloomberg is also a goon, I voted for him once but I didn't know he would eventually declare himself god emperor which is very fucken goony

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
Applewhite/Nooner 2020 dream ticket? Why the hell not.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

jBrereton posted:

Applewhite/Nooner 2020 dream ticket? Why the hell not.

theyd have my votes

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Kashuno posted:

Depends. What forums do they post in/mod?

D&D .... would probably have the worst candidates

Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009

Lipstick Apathy
Yeah depends on the goon. And also how fat they are.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Hell yeah. Let's make American Goony Again!

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer

thathonkey posted:

D&D .... would probably have the worst candidates

I will only support a candidate who exclusively posts in FYAD and TCC

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
im considering running for a local govt position and just brainstorming but my slogan idea so far is "vote [gatekeeper] - he is protected" with a lil grenade dotting the i in is and maybe a picture of barnacle jims face worked in there somehow

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
an entire political career built on making sa references would be good

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
"Mayor Bloomberg, are there stairs in your house?"
"I am protected."

Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009

Lipstick Apathy

Gatekeeper posted:

an entire political career built on making sa references would be good

"vote [gatekeeper] - your gay"

?

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Gatekeeper posted:

im considering running for a local govt position and just brainstorming but my slogan idea so far is "vote [gatekeeper] - he is protected" with a lil grenade dotting the i in is and maybe a picture of barnacle jims face worked in there somehow
It would be intensely GBS to wear an "Aatrek for Prison 2016" shirt during the town hall meeting.

Manticorny
Sep 7, 2016

It's a sad and beautiful world.

oncearoundaltair posted:

Yeah depends on the goon. And also how fat they are.

do you think chris christie's a goon?

Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009

Lipstick Apathy

Manticorny posted:

do you think chris christie's a goon?

apparently he has had sex 4 times so no?

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer

oncearoundaltair posted:

"vote [gatekeeper] - your gay"

?

vote [gatekeeper] - im gay

Manticorny
Sep 7, 2016

It's a sad and beautiful world.

oncearoundaltair posted:

apparently he has had sex 4 times so no?

that many???

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Already done. Obama is a goon. He posts in CD on weekends.

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

thathonkey posted:

imagine with me, if you would, a hypothetical world where a goon has somehow shown the mental fortitude, charisma, and basic human social traits to somehow be in the running to become president of the us. to make this easier just imagine they are running on a platform you respond positively to but you know deep down their main experience has been posting on the forums and at best maybe some modding.

could you, would you, vote for a goon to be president ?? if no, what about something less important like mayor of your city

Imagine if a dog had feathers, wings, and a beak... would it be a dog any more?

I would vote the Applewhite/Nooner ticket, though, and with more enthusiasm than I'm going to be able to muster this November.

Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009

Lipstick Apathy
I want to change my answer to 'yes I would vote for goon if he buys me plat and is not only after my arse'.

Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009

Lipstick Apathy
but I wood bee more inclined to vote for a goon catte or a goon dogge without even knowing what they stand for.

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Kashuno posted:

vote [gatekeeper] - im gay

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer
congress: "we have this new law you need to sign, sir"
GoonPrez: "gas thread, ban op"

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I would rather be the queen of England. :smug:

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
christie is petty, spiteful, fat and incompetent. even if he isn't a goon he would still fit in pretty well here.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Yes, just so I could put the president on my ignore list.

Sorry you can't put the president on the ignore list

Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009

Lipstick Apathy

Kurtofan posted:

Sorry you can't put the president on the ignore list

because you already on the presidents ignore list

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
As long as Detroit gets officially renamed Helldump.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
i think everyone here woudl vote for me, and hell i would vote for myself too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

oncearoundaltair posted:

because you already on the presidents ignore list

i'm not black, though?

Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009

Lipstick Apathy

Serious Frolicking posted:

i'm not black, though?

not up to this point no

weak wrists big dick
Dec 18, 2012

good job. you are getting legitametly upset because I won't confrom to your secret internet cliques gross social standards. Sorry I don't like anime. Sorry I don't like being gross on the internet. Sorry that you are getting caremad.


your stupid shit internet argument is also only half true once I get probated, so checkmate anyways but nice try.

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I'm already voting for trump though?

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
It would really depend on his post history regarding the movie Prometheus.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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Buttmeister posted:

I'm already voting for trump though?

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Triggered
Aug 21, 2016

Learn about this great man on mormon.org
As long as one of their campaign promises was to suck my cock, yes.

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