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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Goons with Spoons > Food Television: Barely even on television anymore.
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pr0k
Jan 16, 2001

"Well if it's gonna be
that kind of party..."
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Can we have a general food tv discussion thread? Because I need to talk. About David's dessert last night on the Masterchef finale:




"Beautiful."

WHAT? That's a dirty butthole print on a plate, man.



This masterpiece is called "runny poo poo with bloody polyps."

Seriously? Stuffed loving cherries? And a fuckin CABBAGE ROLL? ARE YOU FUCNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGggggg

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pr0k
Jan 16, 2001

"Well if it's gonna be
that kind of party..."
I'm not much of a baker, so I haven't tried that yet.

Am I the only one watching Masterchef? I make no apologies, I love it and MC Junior too.

For real cooking I just watch the Food Wishes guy. He's hysterical.

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pr0k
Jan 16, 2001

"Well if it's gonna be
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UKssrLusBo

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pr0k
Jan 16, 2001

"Well if it's gonna be
that kind of party..."
Looked fairly legit to me.

Steve Yun posted:

Chef's Table France just came out recently in case you didn't include that in your masturbathon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-yY6RmF-iE

AWW YES :getin:

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pr0k
Jan 16, 2001

"Well if it's gonna be
that kind of party..."
aw hell yeah


BourdainWatchTM

1. Tony is single again
2. Tony did an AMA on reddit plugging raw craft season 2.

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pr0k
Jan 16, 2001

"Well if it's gonna be
that kind of party..."

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I refuse to believe she's a real person.

She's tiny and hot.

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pr0k
Jan 16, 2001

"Well if it's gonna be
that kind of party..."
After about ten episodes you'll love it for no reason at all.

Finally got to watch Tony eat bun cha with the prez. That was kinda cool tbh.

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pr0k
Jan 16, 2001

"Well if it's gonna be
that kind of party..."
I liked it when Tyler Florence used to go to housewives homes and charm their panties off.

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pr0k
Jan 16, 2001

"Well if it's gonna be
that kind of party..."
Loved those ladies. Physically. Loved. Them.

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pr0k
Jan 16, 2001

"Well if it's gonna be
that kind of party..."
Speaking of 90's tv cooks that inspired us.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-c6CbFKGPOA

Pasquale!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWsuZzZo9KY

Martin Yan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g63PbA58K0g

Emeril before he got famous. The original "Essence of Emeril" show.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eK4umRMJlrs

And, of course, Justin Wilson.

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