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toxicitysquared
Nov 12, 2007

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its cool to take a poo poo in the woods then fling it at oyur boys like an ape during a camping trip then everybody gets sick and vomits


in before some smart guy says "heh just like your posts :smug:"

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Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Turds out for Harambe

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer
heh just like your posts :smuggo:

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
I can't smell your posts, but yeah, they are poo poo.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Kashuno posted:

heh just like your posts :smuggo:

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
I mean like 9 years man. How are you not contemplating suicide if this is the best you can do after 9 years?

Acid Haze
Feb 16, 2009

:parrot:
Well I just got back from a week in the hospital. I'm pretty sure someone pooped all over the room next to me.

So what you said, I could not agree more. Poop in water, folks.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Yeah that whole "Black lasagna" or "poo poo lasagna" story was obviously made up, in fact a ton of goldmined threads are just completely bullshit stories.

dZPnJOm8QwUAseApNj
Apr 15, 2002

arf bark woof
news at 11 poo poo smells bad












ugh

toxicitysquared
Nov 12, 2007

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Mein Eyes! posted:

news at 11 poo poo smells bad












ugh

no it smells surprisingly bad, the water masks legit 90% of the stink

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Kashuno posted:

heh just like your posts :smuggo:

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

a bone to pick posted:

Yeah that whole "Black lasagna" or "poo poo lasagna" story was obviously made up, in fact a ton of goldmined threads are just completely bullshit stories.

hey, gently caress you buddy. i don't break into your house and tell your children santa clause isn't real. the world needs magic.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Mein Eyes! posted:

news at 11 poo poo smells bad












ugh

man what a slow news day

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

jigglemaster7 posted:

no it smells surprisingly bad, the water masks legit 90% of the stink

What about when you poop so much that the poop breaks the surface like a poop island in the pacific ocean of your toilet

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
Jam a couple dryer sheets into your rectum if you are worried about your scent, this isn't rocket science

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
imagine how the poor souls in swap.avi smelled :(

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Germstore posted:

What about when you poop so much that the poop breaks the surface like a poop island in the pacific ocean of your toilet

poop glacier *

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
have you guys heard that theory about how spongebob is a tampon

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Unlike ice, poop is heavier than water.

toxicitysquared
Nov 12, 2007

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notZaar posted:

Unlike ice, poop is heavier than water.

what if you froze the poop

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

jigglemaster7 posted:

what if you froze the poop

That would make it even heavier!!

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
if you have too much fat in your diet you get floaters- err- poop icebergs

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

notZaar posted:

That would make it even heavier!!

Things don't get heavier because they are cold.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Germstore posted:

if you have too much fat in your diet you get floaters- err- poop icebergs

thank you finally a fellow scientist




GBS KING :fyadride:

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

Things don't get heavier because they are cold.

most things that aren't water get more dense as they get colder e: (poop is up to 75% water tho)

toxicitysquared
Nov 12, 2007

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Germstore posted:

most things that aren't water get more dense as they get colder

so if i had 1lb of feathers and 1lb of lead and forze the feathers it would be heavier than the lead

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

Things don't get heavier because they are cold.

The molecules get tired in the cold and lose the spring in their step, succumbing to gravity.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

jigglemaster7 posted:

so if i had 1lb of feathers and 1lb of lead and forze the feathers it would be heavier than the lead

SPEAKING OF DENSE! :grin:

























GBS KING :fyadride:

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Germstore posted:

if you have too much fat in your diet you get floaters- err- poop icebergs

no no no, a poop-berg is when you have such a large pile of poo poo that the pile is actually taller than the water level.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

jigglemaster7 posted:

what if you froze the poop

Diarrhea cubes. :unsmith:

Cigstomper58
Aug 17, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Germstore posted:

What about when you poop so much that the poop breaks the surface like a poop island in the pacific ocean of your toilet

Its still covered in a thin layer of water which helps slow the spread.

Its why only third world shitholes (heh) still poop into holes in the ground.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
Succumbing
Suc cumming
Lmao

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Do you idiots honestly not understand the difference between mass and weight?

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

notZaar posted:

Succumbing
Suc cumming
Lmao

:eyepop:













GBS KING :fyadride:

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

jigglemaster7 posted:

so if i had 1lb of feathers and 1lb of lead and forze the feathers it would be heavier than the lead

despite the fact that he said "heavier" we're talking about floating, so density matters not mass.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

Do you idiots honestly not understand the difference between mass and weight?

Mass is from your rear end and weight is on you're skates. :smuggo:

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
I GOT A FLOATER FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


















GBS KING :fyadride:

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

Do you idiots honestly not understand the difference between mass and weight?

It doesn't really matter unless we chuck the poop into another planet.

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Kashuno posted:

heh just like your posts :smuggo:

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Cigstomper58
Aug 17, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
If something is colder the atoms are moving around less, causing there to be less surface area and wind resistance. So yes

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