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NmareBfly
Jul 16, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!


what about those german toilets where you poop in the toilet but your poop sits on a little shelf so you can peer at it thoughtfully and smell the bouquet before flushing?

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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
if you eat certain things u can make poop smell badder

so eat the bad food on purpose if u want bad smeller poop

thx 4 readin this life hax

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

notZaar posted:

It doesn't really matter unless we chuck the poop into another planet.
You honestly don't. That's funny as hell.

Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012

jigglemaster7 posted:

"heh just like your posts :smug:"

Kashuno posted:

heh just like your posts :smuggo:
wowa i didnt know we had different eyebrow thicknesses to work with

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
those aren't eyebrows, but they are smelly

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

You honestly don't. That's funny as hell.

I see what you're trying to do, but I'm gonna rise above it, much like a floating poo rises above the water.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
if poop floats in the water does it smell half as bad out of the water :science:

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

notZaar posted:

I see what you're trying to do, but I'm gonna rise above it, much like a floating poo rises above the water.

namaste











gbs king :fyadride:

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

notZaar posted:

I see what you're trying to do, but I'm gonna rise above it, much like a floating poo rises above the water.

I'm not trying to do anything. I've already done it. Make you look like an idiot. That poo poo has already occurred.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

I'm not trying to do anything. I've already done it. Make you look like an idiot. That poo poo has already occurred.

I'm happy you believe that. Peace be upon you.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Smash it Smash hit posted:

namaste











gbs king :fyadride:

i just had boiled peanuts smash it

will my poopy be really smelly

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

notZaar posted:

I'm happy you believe that. Peace be upon you.

Don't get all butthurt about it.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
"We need a couple more meters per second delta v to rendezvous with Watney!" the mission commander exclaimed.

Jerry Mumphrey grabs a baggie of baked beans and heads for the airlock, "tell my family I died a hero, but, uh, don't go into too much detail."

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Someone definitely looks like an idiot here but I don't think its the homer simpson av guy

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
I am of the opinion that an object's weight doesn't change when it's placed in a different fluid under the same gravitational field, but it all depends on the instrument you use to measure it.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i generally use my mangum dong to measure that sort of thing

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

notZaar posted:

I am of the opinion that an object's weight doesn't change when it's placed in a different fluid under the same gravitational field, but it all depends on the instrument you use to measure it.

Just so you stop embarrassing yourself, weight is a measurement of the force of gravity.

toxicitysquared
Nov 12, 2007

:jiggled:
Jiggled Again
:jiggled:

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

Just so you stop embarrassing yourself, weight is a measurement of the force of gravity.

Gravity acting on a object on earth is 9.8m/s right? so if you freeze it it increases to 12m/s. simple physics idiot

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
That's it I'm starting a physics MOOC that teaches entry level college physics using human feces.

toxicitysquared
Nov 12, 2007

:jiggled:
Jiggled Again
:jiggled:

Germstore posted:

That's it I'm starting a physics MOOC that teaches entry level college physics using human feces.

fecesacademy.org

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
I'd rather learn about the physics of MOOBS

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

jigglemaster7 posted:

Gravity acting on a object on earth is 9.8m/s right? so if you freeze it it increases to 12m/s. simple physics idiot

That's the rate of acceleration of an object in freefall in earths atmosphere.

sofokles
Feb 7, 2004

Fuck this
My poop smell like a goddamm rosegarden whereever it is

Takane
Aug 24, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
gently caress, jiggled again.

toxicitysquared
Nov 12, 2007

:jiggled:
Jiggled Again
:jiggled:

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

That's the rate of acceleration of an object in freefall in earths atmosphere.

you still havent addressed that a frozen object is more acceleration than an unfrozen object

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

Just so you stop embarrassing yourself, weight is a measurement of the force of gravity.

Oh OK, so you do understand it. You just weren't following the conversation.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

notZaar posted:

Oh OK, so you do understand it. You just weren't following the conversation.

I was. You just didn't understand the words you were using. It's cool man. Not everybody can be expected to know science from the 7th grade.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
I understand the word "poop".

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
has anyone lived in a house made of poo?

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

a bone to pick posted:

has anyone lived in a house made of poo?

watch willy wonka again

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
ok but I have to turn it off before the scary tunnel scene.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

a bone to pick posted:

ok but I have to turn it off before the scary tunnel scene.

understandbale









GBS KING :fyadride:
"and the kingin' is good!"GBS KING :fyadride:
"and the kingin' is good!"

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I don't go around huffing human poo poo OP. But whatever floats your boat, friend. Who am I to judge? :shrug:

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Kashuno posted:

heh just like your posts :smuggo:

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Kashuno posted:

heh just like your posts :smuggo:

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CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy
It can smell unbearably bad when in the toilet, too.

Also, sometimes it smells exactly like the food you had earlier, and that's pretty weird and confusing. Like, you want to eat more of that food, but it is a bad toilet surprise instead.

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