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Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
I submit to you that metal is in fact the most difficult form of music. My data is solely based on the quality of cover artists on youtube.

Example 1:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sxtu4tWTjg

Example 2:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuzyaDqOVD0

If you think anything different than the preceding truth, then you are:

A. Stupid.

B. A communist.

Thanks for your time.

Sincerely,
Dave

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
metal is bad and gay like, the bad gay not the has sex with other guys gay

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Nooner posted:

metal is bad and gay like, the bad gay not the has sex with other guys gay

You son of a bitch.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I can strike at anytime, anywhere :ninja:

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj2G3NzjR_E

i try to keep my music more positive, well its partially my choice and partially that my therapist says that listening to burzum is not good for my mood

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
well pink Floyd might be hard too, here's evidence

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jj7pDNDuoJ0

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Ah yeah, I LOVE metal!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TH5ibABP4U&t=10s

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

jackyl posted:

well pink Floyd might be hard too, here's evidence

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jj7pDNDuoJ0

playing pink floyd badly should be an arrestable offense.

Nazzadan
Jun 22, 2016



Slipknot is diamonds, the hardest metal known to man m/

This video proves they are truly skilled musicians
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-SOOOw2ytQ

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
as i lay dying owns

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Nazzadan posted:

Slipknot is diamonds, the hardest metal known to man m/

This video proves they are truly skilled musicians
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-SOOOw2ytQ
:popeye:

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Nazzadan posted:

Slipknot is diamonds, the hardest metal known to man m/

This video proves they are truly skilled musicians
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-SOOOw2ytQ

lol.

My dog is sitting in my lap makin fun of douche b's on the internet with me while I get hammered drunk. Video of this probable mens rights advocate starts and he barks at the screen.

Hell yeah charlie! Bark at the poo poo out of that no top 3 shirt button'ing turd!

Manticorny
Sep 7, 2016

It's a sad and beautiful world.

Dave_Indeed posted:

I submit to you that metal is in fact the most difficult form of music. My data is solely based on the quality of cover artists on youtube.

Example 1:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sxtu4tWTjg

Example 2:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuzyaDqOVD0

If you think anything different than the preceding truth, then you are:

A. Stupid.

B. A communist.

Thanks for your time.

Sincerely,
Dave

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BgNhR9oisM

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice
metal is for people with the emotional development of a child but type o negative and that pirate band are pretty good i guesss and metal concerts are a great place to pick up girls with self esteem issues so i dunno bout metal man mixed bag

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Metal is like Jazz but louder

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Sonofsilversign posted:

metal is for people with the emotional development of a child but type o negative and that pirate band are pretty good i guesss and metal concerts are a great place to pick up girls with self esteem issues so i dunno bout metal man mixed bag
do you mean Running Wild, because Running Wild is the tits and probably the only cool instance of pirate metal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgYnPiCKaAE

Manticorny
Sep 7, 2016

It's a sad and beautiful world.

a bone to pick posted:

Metal is like Jazz but whiter

Nazzadan
Jun 22, 2016



a bone to pick posted:

Metal is like Jizz but tastier

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice

symbolic posted:

do you mean Running Wild, because Running Wild is the tits and probably the only cool instance of pirate metal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgYnPiCKaAE

nope i was apparently thinking of alestorm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ef6i9P7y3Y

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
lmbo you guys realize youre listening to the metal versions of Captain Dan and his scurvy crew .... right?

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Sonofsilversign posted:

nope i was apparently thinking of alestorm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ef6i9P7y3Y
well poo poo i forgot about Alestorm

now i feel bad

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice
listening to it now i realise you gotta be really drunk to enjoy this so i guess thats one less "good" metal band sorry metal

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice
type o still owns tho rip you freakish giant

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1R4jbnd10I

Pastry Mistakes
Apr 6, 2009

Listen to Skaven you pieces of poo poo

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Dave_Indeed posted:

Thanks for your time.

Sincerely,
Dave

no, thank you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YlA0a6ZXHY

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice
is animal as leaders metal cause that dude can play a fuggin guitar

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

I remember one guy in GBS a while back saying that Swans is metal which I don't agree with but I like them so there's that

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
swans are heavier than 99% of metal bands

also that guy might or might not be a rapist

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

i was wondering when bort would show up

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

pouring out one for Bolt Thrower

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GPFduVKuEg

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice
a friend of mine was all listen to this metal song and the intro was like 2 mins of the sound of some chick getting murdered

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

symbolic posted:

i was wondering when bort would show up

do you think karl sanders orders the regular monster thickburger or the 2/3 lb double monster thickburger at hardee's?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMmdBgJshpY

autoaim.cfg
Aug 6, 2005
:qq: WHINY SHITHEAD :qq:
*drops mic*
Metal is kinda ok, I guess... but I feel the genre as a whole needs more tubas!

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

William F Cuckley posted:

do you think karl sanders orders the regular monster thickburger or the 2/3 lb double monster thickburger at hardee's?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMmdBgJshpY
both

autoaim.cfg
Aug 6, 2005
:qq: WHINY SHITHEAD :qq:
*drops mic*

ROFLburger posted:

as i lay dying owns

Hell yeah! As I lay me down is hellacore metal!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EjpKoMy6Bs

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

i think that the kinda robotic droning of metal drums combined with the emphasis on precision makes metal the most autistic of all music

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
Hell yeah man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SxT8GaiYDc

Novo
May 13, 2003

Stercorem pro cerebro habes
Soiled Meat
metal is like the pro wrestling of music, people who are super into it are always obvious personbabies

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Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Novo posted:

metal is like the pro wrestling of music, people who are super into it are always obvious personbabies

I don't know about that but I do think young dudes grow out of them both in the same way (not always). I'm going to have to think on this one.

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