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I was over at my friends house tonight, and i was thinking, his cat is pretty mean. it bites and scratches everyone most of the time and is really tense and angry. you can't really pet it or interact with it without getting blood drawn, except for maybe once a day if its owners are out of town. i dont think that cat really cares about anyone, like it's just totally upset all the time, no positive cat vibes. then i got to thinking about my own cat. he's cool, you know, he hangs out. he gets on my lap every once in a while, sleeps in the same room with me, hangs out with me while i'm in bed reading and stuff. he's a pretty good cat, but he isn't exactly nuts about me. i bet if i died he'd get over it in maybe a month. but my brother, he has these three cats, and they're all totally berserk for him and his wife. they fuckin go nuts for em. meowing and going crazy, all up on them all the time, i mean they want to get petted something fierce. those cats love them, they're devastated if they even go out of town. so goons how do you think your cat feels baout you? are you the light of its life? would it eat ur eyeballs if you died alone in a studio apartment? please post pictures of your cat so we can evaluate them to get things started here is a picture of my cat, claudius, named for the crippled roman emperor who stabbed an orca whale to death once 
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a dog from hell posted:Claudius looks like a bad rear end. once i found a mouse in my bed when i was about to go to sleep, and i flipped the little bastard out of the sheets, and he escaped under the bed. unfortunately for him there was no way out from under there, so he was stuck. i went downstairs and got claudius, carried him there, and put him next to the bed. i pulled up the sheets and shined a flashlight on the mouse and pointed the cat like a missile...then i left the room while he did his grim work, and he came trotting down the stairs a few minutes later with the mouse in his mouth. pretty good for an inside cat imo
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Sep 17, 2016 06:26
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a dog from hell posted:Most inside cats lose a lot of character even just in the face but Claudius looks like a tomcat. Props on the good cat. thank u, i adoped him when he was like six months old because out of all the kittens in the big cage at the SPCA, he was the only one chilling in the hammock, maximum relaxed, which is a disposition i can get behind. tenspott posted:I want to know more about stabbing a fuckin whale. That sounds awesome. quote:A killer whale was actually seen in the harbour of Ostia, locked in combat with the emperor Claudius. She had come when he was completing the construction of the harbour, drawn there by the wreck of a ship bringing leather hides from Gaul, and feeding there over a number of days, had made a furrow in the shallows: the waves had raised up such a mound of sand that she couldn't turn around at all, and while she was pursuing her banquet as the waves moved it shorewards, her back stuck up out of the water like the overturned keel of a boat. The Emperor ordered that a large array of nets be stretched across the mouths of the harbour, and setting out in person with the Praetorian cohorts gave a show to the Roman people, soldiers showering lances from attacking ships, one of which I saw swamped by the beast's waterspout and sunk. — "Historia Naturalis" IX.14–15.[38]
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Sep 17, 2016 06:30
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El Boot posted:Then again I think he might have, like, cat autism, so maybe he's just confused by emotions you should post pics so we can help you with the diagnosis; that sounds serious.
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Sep 17, 2016 06:31
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:Cats: like dogs but worse in every conceivable way. all animals are wonderful. love them CaptainSarcastic posted:We have two cats, and they often follow me around like little dogs. I'm pretty sure they dig me. The older one (she's 19) begs like a dog and is very fond of ranch dressing. are they talkers
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Sep 17, 2016 06:38
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that cat is delightfully fluffy, looks like a confident in-your-face kinda dude tbh
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Sep 17, 2016 06:52
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Vargs posted:my cat likes me a whole lot and is extremely upset and needy when I leave for a few days. he gets super excited and follows me around whenever i see him outside, and would do so for hours if I didn't eventually get bored and leave. usually he greets me by meowing a ton and getting up on 2 feet to pet himself with my hand i think my current kitty is a little aloof cus i got him from the shelter when he was almost a year old. are yours inside or outside? seem slike outside cats are also usually a little more independent and reserved, because they've seen some poo poo, they've watched the life drain from the eyes of birds, mice, crickets, voles, etc etc
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Sep 17, 2016 06:55
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Vargs posted:my current cat spends most of his time outdoors. he was originally a feral kitten who was showing up on my doorstep for food, so I caught and tamed him which was a loving nightmare but it all turned out well enough that's probably why he's so loving, rescue animals kinda seem to know it. regarding inside cats, claudius is the first one i've ever kept indoors. my last two cats were childhood pets, and they got to go out their whole lives and i think probably had a fuller existence because of it, but when i adpoted this one the SPCA included a very strongly-worded pamphlet about the risks of outdoor living that implied the cat would probably just die if i let him out, so i decided to do the "right" thing this time, according to the current consensus. i feel kinda bad about it though, especially since ill be moving into an apartment soon and he's gonna have a lot less space heres more cats welcoming owners for the h8ers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJlhj1FSeN8
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Sep 17, 2016 07:36
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Xanei.exe posted:This. I don't see why it has to be turned into a contest. i wanna sleep in a bed during winter with all three of them
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Sep 17, 2016 07:36
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do any goons own hairless sphynx cats? please post itt if you do
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Sep 17, 2016 22:03
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dookifex_maximus posted:i used to have a job at this adult video store and we had live peeps in the back for the jerk booths, they were doubly creepy because you slammed the money through an armored drawer like in Lector's cell in Silence of the Lambs. Most guys just shoot anywhere they can so a lot of them get it all over the window and on busy days between the register and everything they can get a little messy between cleanings. So on just such a day I'm ringing up a customer and I hear one of the live booth girls screaming and I get this awful feeling of dread. I grab the tire pressure club I found in the jerk booths once and head back there expecting to have to clean up two bodies was it tje spum that smelled? was it the man and his emissions? or just the scent of loads in the booth? i need a more detailed description
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