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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > Why was your day shitty today? [complaining and whining safe space]
 
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Control Volume
Dec 31, 2008

 I have explosive liquid shits that smell

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Control Volume
Dec 31, 2008

 When I squat down on a toilet its like I turn on a faucet in my rear end as a liquid stream of feces comes out

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Control Volume
Dec 31, 2008

 I've been going in a public bathroom so I'm a little self conscious, so a couple times per poop stream, I'll clench a bit, so people will think maybe I just have a normal poop or they can pretend, so instead of one long poo poo like plluplplupuplulupup its more like plluupllp... pluplup... pluuuulullulpp, plp plp

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > Why was your day shitty today? [complaining and whining safe space]