Naked Bear posted:

If elected, I will increase NASA's budget; disband the ATF and redirect its funding to animal shelters; and ensure that every shopette has a modest selection of quality beers that do not resemble bottled urine. Furthermore, I will establish a Do Need Pette list of all puppers and doggos in need of a home. Where will the funds for such a monumental enterprise come from? It will be paid for with taxes collected from those on the new Does Not Pette registry, comprised of all the terrible people who have been convicted of not being good to dogges.