Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"
The way I understand it, it's basically that Brandis has told parliament he spoke the other lawyer about something, because he is supposed to, but he didn't - he just told them he did to push something through.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Clawtopsy
Dec 17, 2009

What a fascinatingly unusual cock. Now, allow me to show you my collection...
Will anything actually come of this, or is it too high-concept for the general public to get worked up over?

Ora Tzo
Feb 26, 2016

HEEEERES TONYYYY
He resigns and faces a case against him in court while on the senate bench? He's just replaced by another Lib if he's in actual trouble?

Ora Tzo fucked around with this message at 09:11 on Oct 6, 2016

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
Doctor Rope

Clawtopsy posted:

Will anything actually come of this, or is it too high-concept for the general public to get worked up over?

I know where my money is, but let's hope I lose...

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

starkebn posted:

The way I understand it, it's basically that Brandis has told parliament he spoke the other lawyer about something, because he is supposed to, but he didn't - he just told them he did to push something through.

It's a bit more than that. You see despite the titles the solicitor general is the "real" top dog legal person in Australia, being appointed directly from the GG and the AG is meant to follow their advice.
I'll say that again, the AG is meant to follow the advice of the SG and especially not meant to lie about doing that.

Brandis lied about the consult, tried to muffle the SG from talking to anyone officially without his personal say-so (there is no legal mechanism for this BTW other than Brandis thinking his word trumps law) and then lied about the lie.

Side note: Why does it matter who the SG talks to anyway? Because he provides in-confidence advice to other politicians on any matters they may approach him with.
Brandis wanted to know everything and have veto over any potential advice rendered regardless of legal-in-confidence issues.

If the implications of that don't resonate with you then gently caress I don't know. Lost cause etc.

Pickled Tink
Apr 28, 2012

Have you heard about First Dog? It's a very good comic I just love.

Also, wear your bike helmets kids. I copped several blows to the head but my helmet left me totally unscathed.



Finally you should check out First Dog as it's a good comic I like it very much.
Fun Shoe

Nibbles! posted:

Younger drivers should certainly be targeted as they're heavily over represented in accidents but the rates also shoot up after 70 or so and no one really talks about that.
It doesn't get talked about much because it is the only way the country can solve its aging population problem.

And here is first dog. Sorry for being late with it, and skipping the grand final victory one, but I'm pretty loving sick so you can all just take it.

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

Brandis won't go anywhere. Shifted to the backbench at most, and then only after a Senate crisis. The LNP moderate faction desperately need him to hang on, but really he's been a disaster for them; it wouldn't surprise me if the Right engineer a face-saving changeover at Xmas when the media are otherwise engaged (it's not as if they could be bothered now anyway), completely coincidental of course. A public disgrace is not what Turnbull needs right now.

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."
I think looking at what happened to Mal Broo is a decent guide to what could happen.

Clawtopsy
Dec 17, 2009

What a fascinatingly unusual cock. Now, allow me to show you my collection...
Adults in charge. They banged the Rudd > Gillard > Rudd drum so hard, there isn't an :ironicat: big enough

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

ewe2 posted:

Brandis won't go anywhere. Shifted to the backbench at most, and then only after a Senate crisis. The LNP moderate faction desperately need him to hang on, but really he's been a disaster for them; it wouldn't surprise me if the Right engineer a face-saving changeover at Xmas when the media are otherwise engaged (it's not as if they could be bothered now anyway), completely coincidental of course. A public disgrace is not what Turnbull needs right now.

He's part of the Liberal moderates?

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

Cleretic posted:

He's part of the Liberal moderates?

Yeah, like Pyne.

Ora Tzo
Feb 26, 2016

HEEEERES TONYYYY

Cleretic posted:

He's part of the Liberal moderates?

Do ya see him going around talking about western civilization and Muslims? There ya go he's a moderate.

Cartoon
Jun 20, 2008

poop

Cartoon posted:

Brandis is as guilty as hell and needs to resign. So in the firm tradition of LNP dirt bags will hold on till force-ably removed by the armed proletariat.

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

Cleretic posted:

He's part of the Liberal moderates?

By the batshit insane metrics of the LNP, yes. They actually think they're real conservatives, compared to the Right faction. Pyne's been under this delusion from the start.

Schlesische
Jul 4, 2012

ewe2 posted:

By the batshit insane metrics of the LNP, yes. They actually think they're real conservatives, compared to the Right faction. Pyne's been under this delusion from the start.

I mean, strictly speaking... aren't they?

I was under the impression that the actual right of the Liberal/National party was far more reactionary.

Admittedly, I don't actually know, and this is more a question for what the batshit insane metrics of the LNP are.

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

Schlesische posted:

Admittedly, I don't actually know, and this is more a question for what the batshit insane metrics of the LNP are.

They started out as an anti-socialist coalition of city (Liberals) and country (Nationals). The Nats were strong economic protectionists, and the Liberals went along with this for a while but by now they've totally abandoned that. The Nats have really lost any reason for existing except for retaining country seats. Ideologically, they should be opposed to the Liberals but that shared social conservatism seems to be the Nats consolation prize.

So the Liberal Party itself has been a weird mixture of social conservatism, and increasing economic radicalism, and they have characterised this to everyone else as being economic 'wets's and 'dries' or Keynesian vs Neoliberalism. But the Overton window is by now so far to the radical right that this kind of division makes no sense at all to anyone else. But increasingly the Liberals are no longer mere social conservativesr, they're more and more recruiting from radical Christian sects, from Morrison on down (believe or not, he's another moderate). Radical conservatives? We need new words.

So when I say "batshit insane metrics", I'm comparing them to the rest of us or even the ALP which is probably halfway to being as far gone. This is how the Right faction of Abbott can think that the Left faction of Andrew Robb are "lefties". I first heard Chris Pyne shouting down a doctor on ABC radio because he said that marijuana wasn't the key problem of psychotic young people presenting at hospital outpatients where he worked and saw this stuff all the time, because Pyne, then Parliamentary Secretary (I think for Health at this point), was very keen to display his knowledge of war-on-drugs talking points. That this guy thinks he's a moderate, small-l liberal, is preposterous. That's terminology from the 70's-80's:

Small-l liberal

noun. Australian. informal. A person who holds liberal political views, as distinct from a member of the more conservative Liberal Party of Australia. 'the small-l liberals see themselves as courageously fighting to maintain ethical life within society'

Yeah, I know it doesn't make sense.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Remember in the Abbott years there was some random edict no Liberal could mention Brandis without mentioning his towering intellect.

That was weird.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

And that's it for car manufacturing in Australia by Ford. Huge jobs losses ahoy, while Malcolm plays his fiddle and ignores the repercussions of this, while defending his mates in the banks.

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013

I sure am glad that we got rid of that corporate welfare. What a huge waste of tax payers money. Now we have more time and ability to better protect negative gearing.

open24hours
Jan 7, 2001

I wonder what will happen to the factories. Get decommissioned and sold for scrap I guess?

Cartoon
Jun 20, 2008

poop
I know Australian politics is like a Wes Craven movie marathon at present but I hadn't actually parsed the fact that Josh Fryberg is our minister for environment. :psyboom: How bad could that be?

http://www.abc.net.au/radionational/programs/breakfast/no-new-commitment-on-ret-until-2017-review-frydenberg/7911906

quote:

No new commitment on renewable energy target till 2017 review: Frydenberg

State energy ministers have dismissed today's snap COAG meeting in Melbourne as a 'stunt' and a 'talkfest'. South Australia Treasurer and Energy Minister Tom Koutsantonis wants a national energy intensity scheme, to 'incentivise' gas and close coal fired power stations. Josh Frydenberg, Federal Environment and Energy Minister, refused to commit to a national energy intensity scheme on RN Breakfast. He also would not make a commitment to new targets for the Federal Renewable Energy Target (RET) beyond 2020. He told Breakfast a 2017 review of energy and climate policy would be 'critical', and would examine a whole suite of policies, including the RET, the Emissions Reduction Fund, energy efficiency and the work of the Australian Renewable Energy Agency (ARENA). Mr. Frydenberg said Labor's 2030 50 per cent renewable energy target would cost $48 billion--'how are they going to pay for that policy?'
Baryardabee says it's a management failure

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-10-06/appalling-management-to-blame-for-prolonged-black-out-in-sa/7908032

quote:

SA Weather: Appalling management to blame for prolonged blackout , Barnaby Joyce says Updated yesterday at 4:52pm

It was "appalling management" and not cyclonic conditions that caused SA's power to be out for up to three days, Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce says. The devastating impact of a mid-latitude cyclone that smashed SA on Wednesday last week and brought with it several tornados has sparked nation-wide debate about the state's renewables and what contribution they made to the outage. South Australia is 40 per cent reliant on renewables, mostly wind power, and questions are being asked about what role that had in the outage. This is despite a regulatory report released yesterday admitting the primary cause of the outage was damage caused by severe weather. It resulted in a Victorian interconnector shutting down to protect the system and, consequently, a statewide power outage. The interim report, released by the Australian Energy Market Operator (AEMO), also said there was a reduction in wind farm generation at connection points leading up to the blackout, but more analysis was required to discern what that cause was.

Mr Joyce criticised the State Government for blaming the storm for the prolonged nature of the blackout.

"It wasn't a hurricane. It was a severe thunderstorm. They've had severe thunderstorms before," he said. "But this idea that a storm caused the blackout. No rubbish, Sherlock, we got that part. But why couldn't you get the system up and running again?" South Australia has the most expensive electricity in the nation and in July this year suffered a price spike when wholesale prices jumped from $60 MWh to $9,000 MWh. "There's things in common. It's unreliable. It's expensive and it's in South Australia," Mr Joyce said. "And now you've had power spikes in the last two months. You've got an absolute crisis down there. It's appalling management."

It said engineers had described the damage to the lattice steel towers, which were made in the 1980s, as unprecedented.

Economists in favour of renewables

A number of energy experts and economists have spoken in favour of renewable energy at a summit held in Adelaide today. The State Government convened the meeting, as debate continues over the role of wind energy in the system shutdown. Australia's Chief Scientist Dr Alan Finkel said his reading of the situation was that the source of the electricity was irrelevant. "If you had a natural gas generator there, and the voltage was collapsing, and the frequency was collapsing, that natural gas generator would have taken itself off the grid just as rapidly as the wind farms had taken themselves off," Dr Finkel said. That is the intention of safety circuits — safety circuits at the end of the day protect the device."

Premier Jay Weatherill is touring Melrose today after officially opening Sundrop Farms' new solar powered greenhouse near Port Augusta. The 20-hectare facility includes a field of more than 23,000 mirrors that capture the sunlight and direct it to a central receiver at the top of a 127-metre "power" tower. Mr Weatherill acknowledged the intermittency of wind power was an issue that needed to be addressed urgently. But he said the Federal Government should not be playing politics and should concentrate on a COAG energy summit in Melbourne on Friday. "My [energy] minister will be going on Friday to propose a national enquiry." He said South Australia would continue to move towards its renewable energy targets. "The renewable future is South Australia's future. Nobody's going to be building any more coal-fired power stations. It's completely unrealistic," Mr Weatherill said.

Port Lincoln MP seeks answers

Liberal Member for Flinders Peter Treloar said he wanted a detailed explanation about last week's outage, which caused parts of the Eyre Peninsula, including the town of Port Lincoln, to be blacked out for three days. AEMO only made brief mention of Port Lincoln's situation, saying that all three back-up units "tripped" and multiple attempts to bring them back online failed. "I won't rest until we found out what actually happened because it's all about energy security," Mr Treloar said.
There really aren't words. So a photo?



Yep they didn't manage to hold up those pylons at all.

So is Josh the biggest idiot to grace the party atm? Not even close unfortunately.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-10-07/government's-$350m-painting-'should-be-sold-to-reduce-debt'/7911882

quote:

Painting Blue Poles, worth $350m, should be sold to reduce national debt: Senator James Paterson By political reporter Matthew Doran Posted about an hour ago

The balance between cultural and financial value is in the spotlight, with Victorian Liberal Senator James Paterson arguing iconic Jackson Pollock painting Blue Poles should be sold off to help pay down the national debt. The controversial artwork was snapped up in 1973 with the approval of then-prime minister Gough Whitlam for a record amount of $1.3 million dollars. It has been housed at the National Gallery of Australia in Canberra, but is currently on loan to the Royal Academy of Arts in London. Senator Paterson said it had proven to be a very good investment, massively increasing in value over the last four decades. "It's estimated for insurance purposes recently to be worth up to $350 million," he said. "But my view is that it's not appropriate for the Federal Government to own a single piece of art worth $350 million, it would be one of the most expensive paintings in the world. It'll only be worth something to taxpayers when we sell it. Some people feel like they've got a real attachment to Blue Poles, and I understand that, but I don't think it's a good enough reason for the Australian Government to tie up such a significant amount of money in a single painting which is hung in a gallery in Canberra most of the year, and which most Australians won't ever see face to face in their lifetimes."

Money 'could be reinvested in Australian art'

Senator Paterson said there was also the possibility some of the funds could be spent on other artwork, and conceded there was a need to protect assets of cultural significance to the country. "But I think in this case, $350 million on an American painting is not a very good investment for an Australian gallery," he said. "Think about the Australian work that we could buy if we just quarantined half of that money to be reinvested in a current Australian artist, or Australian art for the gallery. It's certainly a significant painting, but it's not one that's particularly tied to Australia's cultural heritage, and it's not one that particularly speaks to our cultural experience."

Finance Minister Mathias Cormann told Sky News he was pleased Senator Paterson was looking for ways to improve the budget bottom line. "It's a matter for the board of the National Gallery to determine how they manage their portfolio," he said. "It is a national treasure, and I can't see it being sold."
It's like watching drunk monkeys attempt to perform brain surgery, only without the laughs.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
The continued hatred the Libs have of Blue Poles is endearing in its mediocrity. A Labor politician with art sense and an icon they vehemontly opposed and criticised? This will not stand.

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013

Boy do I know the solution to this problem

http://www.openculture.com/2014/10/when-modern-art-was-used-as-torture-during-the-spanish-civil-war.html

:anarchists:

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



Lid posted:

The continued hatred the Libs have of Blue Poles is endearing in its mediocrity. A Labor politician with art sense and an icon they vehemontly opposed and criticised? This will not stand.

I saw Blue Poles at the gallery in Melbourne way back in the early '00s and the main thing I remember is that they had a spelling mistake on the plaque next to it: "acrylic on cavas". Still a pretty wicked painting.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

open24hours posted:

I wonder what will happen to the factories. Get decommissioned and sold for scrap I guess?

I think the ones down in Geelong are heritage listed, so can't be destroyed.

In regards to Broadmeadows, there will still be a presence out there with designers and testers. Outside of that, I expect most of the assembly line buildings to be pulled down.

It's sad, I still remember going out to Ford during the 90s with my dad when he used to do deliveries out there. I walked some of the assembly line as well. All the friends that dad used to know out there (but has long forgotten due to his dementia) will be without a job. It will be strange going out there and the whole plant being dead quiet.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Blue poles was the reason Whitlam was dismissed

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Blue poles was the reason Whitlam was dismissed

No they were Blue Vietnamese. And the reason he should have been sacked.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
'$1.3m for dribs and drabs,' raged one newspaper headline.

'Barefoot drunks painted our $1 million masterpiece', read another.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
David Barnett, John Howard's authorised biographer, in a previously secret submission on the controversial National Museum of Australia, has objected to a sculpture of blue telegraph poles in the Garden of Australian Dreams because he sees it as a monument to Gough Whitlam.

But it is not a joke shared by Mr Barnett. "I objected to the proposal to have a series of blue painted telegraph poles in the GAD on the grounds that this would constitute a monument to Gough Whitlam," he wrote in the submission, obtained by The Age under freedom of information. "I was told the poles would be painted another colour. They are blue."

Mr Barnett, a former journalist, maintains his rage to the final paragraph of his two-page submission, ending with a critique of the pernicious influence of post-modernism.

This had resulted in "the abolition of grammar as a school subject, the nature of journalism departments at, for instance, the University of NSW, and history departments everywhere."

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013

I'd hate for Australia to become a place where we had monuments to politicians all over the place. It feels gauche and American.



Picture unrelated.

Cartoon
Jun 20, 2008

poop
The John Winston Howard memorial dung heap.

Speaking of such things I was there when they renamed the Administration Building in Canberra (a name it had held since 1927) The John Gorton Building. The mover and shaker behind this? None other than our best prime minister ever JWH.

I actually like the sound of the John Winston Howard tomb and dance floor. I, for one, will dance on that utterly worthless oxygen thief's grave till I'm seriously puffed.

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

Cartoon posted:

The John Winston Howard memorial dung heap grid.

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



We'll all float down here

http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/creepy-clown-sightings-sweeping-united-states-hit-victoria-20161007-grx2e7.html posted:




The contagion of creepy clowns sweeping the United States appears to have hit Victoria, police say.

Numerous sightings of people wearing threatening clown costumes have been reported across America in recent months, with terrifying accounts coming from multiple cities.

People wearing clown outfits have been terrorising residents in America. Photo: Supplied



Victoria Police said on its Facebook page that it was aware of people parading in public wearing clown masks.

Have you seen a creepy clown in Victoria? Email us at scoop@theage.com.au

In one US report this week, a person in a clown suit intimidated subway passengers in New York before chasing a 16-year-old boy with a kitchen knife through a turnstile and up a flight of stairs.

The first reported sighting is believed to have come in August from Greenville County in South Carolina, where police were told by children that someone dressed in a clown suit was enticing kids to follow them in to the woods.

A woman told police that her son had "seen clowns in the woods whispering and making strange noises", CBS News reported.

Since then there have also been incidents in Alabama, Georgia, Maryland, New Jersey, North Carolina and Pennsylvania.

Growing community concern has even prompted a response from the White House, who said law enforcement was treating the problem seriously.

"The clown purge appears to be a copycat of incidents being seen in the USA recently," Victoria Police's Facebook post said.

Any intimidating, threatening or anti-social behaviour would not be tolerated, police said.

Anyone who sees a scary clown is asked to contact their local police station if they have any concerns.

We'll all float down here, Timmy boy.

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

WhiskeyWhiskers posted:

No they were Blue Vietnamese. And the reason he should have been sacked.

Coincidentally a new lefty podcast is getting going. They were going to start this weekend but sound problems means a re-record next week. And the Two Grumpy Hacks podcast is still going, they seem unable to tear themselves away from jolly japes about those silly politicians.

Laura Tingle on Late Night Live says the most likely outcome for Brandis is that his attempt to get a sneaky reg in to make him the clearing house for advice gets disallowed but nothing else. No one gets done for misleading the Parliament these days.

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

So with car production winding up, when the gently caress are the protection tariffs on imported vehicles being removed? I need a new subaru.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

open24hours posted:

I wonder what will happen to the factories. Get decommissioned and sold for scrap I guess?

Terrible loss for thousands of workers.

Terrific opportunity for property developers.

MiniSune
Sep 16, 2003

Smart like Dodo!

crikey posted:

George Brandis and the struggle for competence

It’s a small matter, but yesterday the Senate committee examining Attorney-General George Brandis’ direction giving himself veto power over access to Solicitor-General Justin Gleeson posted Brandis’ submission. (Remember, Brandis issued a direction in May this year preventing the Solicitor-General from providing any advice within government except with the A-G’s explicit approval. Brandis says Gleeson consulted on the direction and gave it the green light. But Gleeson has proven he most certainly did not.)

It’s a riposte to Gleeson’s utterly damning account of Brandis’ failure to consult him in developing the direction, but it attaches handwritten meeting notes that actually confirm exactly what Gleeson told the committee. The matter of a legal direction was airily mentioned at the start of a meeting last November, but only in the context of the framework of how the use of the Solicitor-General was regulated within government; the actual preparation and issue of a direction of any kind, let alone the one that Brandis tried to impose in May this year, is signally absent from the notes.

But included among other attachments to Brandis’ submission, right before the meeting notes, is Gleeson’s letter that initiated the meeting. Gleeson had already provided the letter to the committee, with some minor redactions, in his submission. Now Brandis provides the same letter — but Brandis has excised vast slabs of it. Fully three-quarters of the letter are whited out, including an entire page. Not merely does Brandis’ own submission verify Gleeson’s damning evidence against him, but the Attorney-General goes to the effort of taking the Liquid Paper to a letter that has already been made public, virtually in full, days earlier.

It’s another example of how almost everything that George Brandis touches turns to poo poo. And not just on legal matters — Brandis’ pretensions to being a jurist are a matter of ridicule within the profession — but on political matters. Here’s an exhausting, if not necessarily exhaustive, list of stuff-ups by Brandis since becoming Attorney-General:

* Single-handedly blew up the Abbott government’s proposal to amend section 18C of the Racial Discrimination Act by declaring “people have the right to be bigots” in Parliament;
* Backflipped on his previous opposition to data retention and, lacking a basic understanding of how web browsing works, conducting a disastrous interview so awful it helped David Speers win a Walkley;
* Inflicted major damage on the arts sector by removing more than $100 million from arts funding to set up his own personal fund, before being dumped as arts minister by Malcolm Turnbull;
* Declared Islamic State to be an “existential threat” to Australia;
* Lost his counter-terrorism responsibility to Michael Keenan;
* Launched an ASIO raid on Witness K, the former ASIS officer who, following advice from the Inspector-General of Intelligence and Security, revealed the Australian Secret Intelligence Service’s illegal bugging of the East Timorese cabinet, and demanded the prosecution of K and his lawyer, Bernard Collaery;
* Slashed funding for community legal centres, insisting the cuts were aimed at stopping “policy reform advocacy”, then tried to obscure the cuts in references to global legal funding, before partially restoring some of the cuts late in the election campaign;
* Claimed Edward Snowden had placed Australian lives at risk, but when challenged was unable to produce evidence for it;
*Tried — using his departmental secretary — to encourage Gillian Triggs to resign from the Australian Human Rights Commission by offering her an international job, then denied he’d ever done so despite the evidence of his secretary; and
*Appointed a donor to his own party to a judicial position, one who had defended Brandis’ son in court.

Brandis has also continued a failing of attorneys-general before him of being unable, or unwilling, to force his own department to carry out basic functions effectively. Most notoriously, his department ignored a letter from Man Haron Monis, sent to Brandis himself (which, correctly, his office referred to the department), which could have raised serious concerns about his radicalisation in the week before the Sydney siege.

The department then “accidentally” failed to alert the government’s own in-house review of the handling of the siege to the letter, omitting it from documents provided to the inquiry. Worse, it then misled Brandis himself, and caused Julie Bishop to mislead the House of Representatives, that the letter had been given to the inquiry, and remained aware that Parliament had been misled and failed to act despite senior officials in other departments raising concerns. Such incompetence — to be charitable — becomes understandable when one bears in mind AGD’s long history of bungling on data retention both under Brandis and his predecessors.

The strong theme of this long list of bungles — apart from the obvious lack of competence on show — is Brandis’ political tin ear. Not merely is Brandis a poor lawyer (not necessarily a problem in being Attorney-General), but far more fatally, he is a bad politician, almost Mr Magoo-like in his ability to cause havoc around him while seeming to remain oblivious to the wreckage he has made of the government’s image or plans. There’s a reason why John Howard kept Brandis away from ministerial office for as long as possible, and Brandis has illustrated it on multiple occasions.

There are probably better lawyers than Brandis within the Coalition, but there are certainly many better politicians. In calling for his sacking for misleading Parliament, Labor should be careful what it wishes for — it would be a blessing for the government.

Cartoon
Jun 20, 2008

poop
Ouch! No wonder his head is red.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Laserface posted:

So with car production winding up, when the gently caress are the protection tariffs on imported vehicles being removed? I need a new subaru.

I remember when the prospects of the import restrictions being changed was brought up and the used car lobby spokesman said that Japanese used cars would be affected by radiation and that the trade in Japanese used cars was controlled by the Yakuza.

Not even kidding.



WhiskeyWhiskers posted:

I'd hate for Australia to become a place where we had monuments to politicians all over the place. It feels gauche and American.



Picture unrelated.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

MiniSune posted:

George Brandis is a stupid attention-seeking arse.

We need more lists like these for the lot of them. Quite hair-raising put all together like that. Back in the day, people like Peter Reith had quite a long list IIRC, but some of these guys have managed this in a term.

  • Locked thread