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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > tiny computer problems
 
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Android Blues

bacalou posted:

my data really is in the cloud now that it got caught in a water droplet and evaporated
* # ¿ Oct 5, 2016 22:22
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 10:26
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Android Blues

google THIS posted:

tech support: is the computer powered on?

me: it's simultaneously on and off because I'm not observing it at the moment
* # ¿ Oct 6, 2016 21:42
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misty mountaintop posted:

I took this dude home and called him Computer Dick and he thought it was a compliment. Later, my computer suffered a mishap, due to its extremely small size.

misty mountaintop posted:

My computer is not tiny, it is just very far away, or very long ago.

misty mountaintop posted:

"Who would make a computer this tiny?" I think. Then it occurs to me. Tiny people made this tiny computer, unaware of the catastrophes that would befall it in the regular-size world.

misty mountaintop posted:

I know you think you're being funny, quoting Zoolander, but yes, I did make this computer for ants, a fact which can be deduced from its being small, too small for a human being to use. My insurance representative will be in contact with you, in regards to the damage you did to my computer. It was my first, and only, prototype. You failed to handle it with care due to the discrepancy between your size (human), and its size (ant, obviously). You should have known, because of how tiny it was. Now it lies in ruins.

misty mountaintop posted:

Ah, Fortune, you wretched bitch! Do you think it was funny to bring this tiny computer into existence? Look at the pathetic scene you have created: a paramecium is using the computer, and it does nothing but type the letter B over and over again!
* # ¿ Oct 6, 2016 21:44
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Android Blues

 these posts...they're incredible...

* # ¿ Oct 6, 2016 21:45
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Android Blues

 *trying desperately to cram the binary into the computer despite a tiny flashing warning screen telling me 0 is too large a number*

* # ¿ Oct 6, 2016 23:14
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 wearable computing is really huge right now. i will be wearing my computer for instance until i next wash this sweater, and until then, it will serve as a stock terminal / weather reader / step counter for microfauna, lint, etc, nourishing the funny cartoon economy that lives on my clothes in the detergent commercial i, a distant rumbling voice, exist in

* # ¿ Oct 6, 2016 23:25
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 10:26
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 it could also be a quirky cult hit children's cartoon - i don't know - i can't really hear what i'm saying

* # ¿ Oct 6, 2016 23:32
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