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misty mountaintop posted:I took this dude home and called him Computer Dick and he thought it was a compliment. Later, my computer suffered a mishap, due to its extremely small size. |
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Oct 6, 2016 06:52
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i was trying to read my email, but I couldn't, because my computer was very small. much too small to read from |
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Oct 6, 2016 06:53
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they have to use the Large Hadron Collider's CMS detector to find evidence of my computer even existing. the downside to this is it is essentially completely unusable, as there is no way to interact with it in a meaningful way with me being normal-sized and the computer requiring that sort of subatomic detector. |
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Oct 6, 2016 06:56
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the long term trend of miniaturization of electronics has been amazing for making things portable, light, and easier to use... the computers got really small, small as they could be and still be practical to use. but they didn't stop! *holds head in hands, sobbing* now the computer is too tiny to use at all!!very impractical!!! |
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Oct 6, 2016 08:49
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if your computer is 1.08 kg and is tinier than 1.604*10^27 meters in radius, it will instantly collapse into a black hole, possibly being the smallest computer ever (though it will immediately evaporate (actually in 1.059*10^-16 seconds (the luminosity released as hawking radiation should be an energy equivalent of over 23 megatons of TNT, which might be harsh)))
joke_explainer fucked around with this message at 09:11 on Oct 6, 2016 |
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Oct 6, 2016 09:01
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