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*fly buzzing around monitor before knocking over desktop tower*
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My friends invited me to a LAN party but I lost the tweezers to unplug everything
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Tiny computer's virus protection is a combination of Avast! antivirus and a quarantine box made from a Harry Potter Lego set
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Trying to find a fan that keeps my pc cool without taking flight
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Liquid cooling is possible but bendy straws have to be replaced every other day
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Oct 5, 2016 19:33
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Still not sure if I found a flea in my cat's fur or if it was just an old video card
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Oct 5, 2016 19:37
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"turn your monitor on"
*readies surgical equipment*
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Oct 5, 2016 19:41
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my fingers are too fat for tiny computer's keyboard so i have to hire an ant to type for me. i let him eat all the chip crumbs off my shirt as payment.
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Oct 5, 2016 21:01
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the last time an ant helped me with my tiny computer problems I ended up on a botflynet
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Oct 5, 2016 21:02
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single-pixel display working fine but minesweeper games annoyingly short
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Oct 5, 2016 23:25
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I know you think you're being funny, quoting Zoolander, but yes, I did make this computer for ants, a fact which can be deduced from its being small, too small for a human being to use. My insurance representative will be in contact with you, in regards to the damage you did to my computer. It was my first, and only, prototype. You failed to handle it with care due to the discrepancy between your size (human), and its size (ant, obviously). You should have known, because of how tiny it was. Now it lies in ruins.
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Oct 6, 2016 14:17
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my tiny computer can't handle java so i'm forced to use decaf with sugarcube
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Oct 6, 2016 18:18
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i still call it a mouse, but with a computer this size is that correct?
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Oct 6, 2016 18:19
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Ah, Fortune, you wretched bitch! Do you think it was funny to bring this tiny computer into existence? Look at the pathetic scene you have created: a paramecium is using the computer, and it does nothing but type the letter B over and over again!
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