- misty mountaintop
-
by Hand Knit
|
My computer is really tiny and hard to use!
----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
|
#
¿
Oct 6, 2016 00:31
|
|
- Adbot
-
ADBOT LOVES YOU
|
|
|
#
¿
Apr 27, 2024 15:33
|
|
- misty mountaintop
-
by Hand Knit
|
I yawned and inhaled my computer, thus ending its life.
----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
|
|
#
¿
Oct 6, 2016 00:32
|
|
- misty mountaintop
-
by Hand Knit
|
I dropped my computer onto an atom and created an isotope. The computer was harmed in the process.
----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
|
|
#
¿
Oct 6, 2016 00:35
|
|
- misty mountaintop
-
by Hand Knit
|
I took this dude home and called him Computer Dick and he thought it was a compliment. Later, my computer suffered a mishap, due to its extremely small size.
----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
|
|
#
¿
Oct 6, 2016 00:37
|
|
- misty mountaintop
-
by Hand Knit
|
My computer's velocity and position could not be known at the same time, leading it to be crushed in a regrettable accident.
----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
|
|
#
¿
Oct 6, 2016 00:40
|
|
- misty mountaintop
-
by Hand Knit
|
My computer is not tiny, it is just very far away, or very long ago.
----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
|
|
#
¿
Oct 6, 2016 00:43
|
|
- misty mountaintop
-
by Hand Knit
|
"Who would make a computer this tiny?" I think. Then it occurs to me. Tiny people made this tiny computer, unaware of the catastrophes that would befall it in the regular-size world.
|
|
#
¿
Oct 6, 2016 01:28
|
|
- misty mountaintop
-
by Hand Knit
|
the long term trend of miniaturization of electronics has been amazing for making things portable, light, and easier to use... the computers got really small, small as they could be and still be practical to use. but they didn't stop! *holds head in hands, sobbing* now the computer is too tiny to use at all!!very impractical!!!
----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
|
|
#
¿
Oct 6, 2016 11:40
|
|
- misty mountaintop
-
by Hand Knit
|
I know you think you're being funny, quoting Zoolander, but yes, I did make this computer for ants, a fact which can be deduced from its being small, too small for a human being to use. My insurance representative will be in contact with you, in regards to the damage you did to my computer. It was my first, and only, prototype. You failed to handle it with care due to the discrepancy between your size (human), and its size (ant, obviously). You should have known, because of how tiny it was. Now it lies in ruins.
----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
|
|
#
¿
Oct 6, 2016 11:45
|
|
- misty mountaintop
-
by Hand Knit
|
I am very large in comparison to my computer which is very small
PEBKAC
|
|
#
¿
Oct 6, 2016 12:18
|
|
- misty mountaintop
-
by Hand Knit
|
You might think a tiny computer would be a funny computer, because of its ludicrous dimensions. But actually, it is tragic, because its itty-bitty size makes it easy to lose, and it had all my torrented episodes of Legend of the Galactic Heroes on it.
----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
|
|
#
¿
Oct 6, 2016 20:27
|
|
- misty mountaintop
-
by Hand Knit
|
Ah, Fortune, you wretched bitch! Do you think it was funny to bring this tiny computer into existence? Look at the pathetic scene you have created: a paramecium is using the computer, and it does nothing but type the letter B over and over again!
----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
|
|
#
¿
Oct 6, 2016 20:31
|
|
- misty mountaintop
-
by Hand Knit
|
oh yes that mitochondria is the powerhouse of my dell
|
|
#
¿
Oct 6, 2016 22:12
|
|
- misty mountaintop
-
by Hand Knit
|
could I interest you in some
Netflix and squint
|
|
#
¿
Oct 6, 2016 22:13
|
|
- Adbot
-
ADBOT LOVES YOU
|
|
|
#
¿
Apr 27, 2024 15:33
|
|
- misty mountaintop
-
by Hand Knit
|
I thought when I took a job at the Tiny Computer Repair Center that I would be helping repair tiny computers. But it is the Repair Center itself which is tiny. Ai ai ai! And there are not tiny computers to repair: they are so fragile that they can only be annihilated, not broken. If I could fit inside the door, there would be nothing to do all day. Instead, I stomp around, weeping for the computers.
----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
|
|
#
¿
Oct 7, 2016 00:03
|
|
#
¿
Oct 6, 2016 00:31
