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beer pal

# ? Oct 5, 2016 23:17

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 07:26

beer pal

_{unless youre} naked & famous indigo selvedge jeans get off my rear end

https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png

# ? Oct 5, 2016 23:19

beer pal

_{are you the lady who was trying to flirt with me at the}farmer's market_{last wednesday?} 'cus i didnt see your signal!

https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png

# ? Oct 5, 2016 23:23

misty mountaintop: by Hand Knit

_{unless you are a luxurious fox tail or a plume of vibrant feathers}GET OFF MY rear end

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# ? Oct 6, 2016 00:46

posting smiling

unless _{i have reached out to you through} proper business channels _{about collaborating on my} small beekeeping business _then mind your own beeswax

# ? Oct 6, 2016 00:48

social vegan

_{unless youre} the unsettling future where the mere concept of truck nuts won't be funny anymore get off my rear end

# ? Oct 6, 2016 17:20

Commie NedFlanders

saw this sticker on the road and geeked out

☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭
Love God, Love Thy Neighbor
☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭

# ? Oct 6, 2016 19:13

nvm no cake

If you're able to _{read this,}then_{please call me, i am very lonely}

# ? Oct 6, 2016 19:50

misty mountaintop: by Hand Knit

social vegan posted:

_{unless youre} the unsettling future where the mere concept of truck nuts won't be funny anymore get off my rear end

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# ? Oct 6, 2016 20:31

Macnult

posting smiling posted:

unless _{i have reached out to you through} proper business channels _{about collaborating on my} small beekeeping business _then mind your own beeswax

# ? Oct 6, 2016 20:41

social vegan

My other car is_{my wife's, it's a cool car i think it's a Honda Fit, it beeps when i'm going to back up into someone. also don't tell her i said it was mine}

# ? Oct 6, 2016 20:43

Piso Mojado

social vegan posted:

_{unless youre} the unsettling future where the mere concept of truck nuts won't be funny anymore get off my rear end

lol

# ? Oct 6, 2016 20:55

FluffieDuckie

social vegan posted:

My other car is_{my wife's, it's a cool car i think it's a Honda Fit, it beeps when i'm going to back up into someone. also don't tell her i said it was mine}

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Oct 6, 2016 20:56

posting smiling

social vegan posted:

My other car is_{my wife's, it's a cool car i think it's a Honda Fit, it beeps when i'm going to back up into someone. also don't tell her i said it was mine}

# ? Oct 6, 2016 21:24

Manifisto

I'd rather be ^{accepting an apology from mom for saying manga is not great literature}

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Oct 6, 2016 21:33

social vegan

Manifisto posted:

I'd rather be ^{accepting an apology from mom for saying manga is not great literature}

lmbo

# ? Oct 6, 2016 21:35

beer pal

social vegan posted:

My other car is_{my wife's, it's a cool car i think it's a Honda Fit, it beeps when i'm going to back up into someone. also don't tell her i said it was mine}

lol

https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png

# ? Oct 6, 2016 21:38

i am he

lol

# ? Oct 6, 2016 22:35

i am he

HONK
if you're horny
_{or horned, or just want to say hi or maybe hang out and play a game or just talk i'm always looking to make new friends}

# ? Oct 6, 2016 22:51

FluffieDuckie

i am he posted:

HONK
if you're horny
_{or horned, or just want to say hi or maybe hang out and play a game or just talk i'm always looking to make new friends}

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Oct 6, 2016 22:52

Manifisto

GAS, GRASS, or rear endisting me with the navigation because I can't look at the map while I'm driving and my iPhone is busted, NOBODY RIDES FOR FREE!

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Oct 6, 2016 23:01

FluffieDuckie

Manifisto posted:

GAS, GRASS, or rear endisting me with the navigation because I can't look at the map while I'm driving and my iPhone is busted, NOBODY RIDES FOR FREE!

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Oct 6, 2016 23:07

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

_{if you can read this thank your} OPTOMETRIST. _{also, thank your English teacher but still} get off my rear end please!

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
_{_{Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps}}
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

# ? Oct 6, 2016 23:29

social vegan

Like my driving? _{Call 1-800-TOYOTA and thank them for such an unbelievably smooth ride at such a believable price}

# ? Oct 6, 2016 23:33

misty mountaintop: by Hand Knit

_my SON has a FILTHY MOUTH and _{smokes an}ounce of marijuana every day

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# ? Oct 6, 2016 23:38

social vegan

misty mountaintop posted:

_my SON has a FILTHY MOUTH and _{smokes an}ounce of marijuana every day

this broken up between three different bumper stickers unevenly placed along a rear bumper on my dream machine

# ? Oct 6, 2016 23:40

i am he

_{i brake for} tailgaters _{_{and for general road hazards, stop lights, and sometimes little animals if they're the cute kind and i make eye contact with them}}

# ? Oct 7, 2016 00:07

City of Glompton

HONK _{if you bumper stickers}

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Oct 7, 2016 00:14

posting smiling

_{i may not drive a} big rig _{but i'll} still honk if i see a kid doing the honking arm at me

# ? Oct 7, 2016 00:36

Manifisto

^{If This Van's A-} hallucination brought on by ingesting too many bath salts, Don't Come A-Knockin' _{but instead consult your physician or visit the nearest emergency room, that's kind of serious}

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Oct 7, 2016 00:40

Manifisto

posting smiling posted:

_{i may not drive a} big rig _{but i'll} still honk if i see a kid doing the honking arm at me

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Oct 7, 2016 00:41

alnilam

posting smiling posted:

_{i may not drive a} big rig _{but i'll} still honk if i see a kid doing the honking arm at me

# ? Oct 7, 2016 00:43

social vegan

posting smiling posted:

_{i may not drive a} big rig _{but i'll} still honk if i see a kid doing the honking arm at me

heck ya

# ? Oct 7, 2016 00:43

i am he

posting smiling posted:

_{i may not drive a} big rig _{but i'll} still honk if i see a kid doing the honking arm at me

# ? Oct 7, 2016 02:30

Bhauk

posting smiling posted:

_{i may not drive a} big rig _{but i'll} still honk if i see a kid doing the honking arm at me

woah

let's not get wild here

# ? Oct 7, 2016 03:05

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

_{ONE TIME I} KILLED a SIX-PACK, _{just to REGRET IT IN THE MORNING}

# ? Oct 7, 2016 05:12

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

_DON'TMESS with EDITH

Slush Garbo fucked around with this message at 05:18 on Oct 7, 2016

# ? Oct 7, 2016 05:13

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mischievous Calvin peeing into a urinal

# ? Oct 7, 2016 11:47

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

^{IF YOU CAN READ THIS} _{at least you're not texting while driving}

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
_{_{Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps}}
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

# ? Oct 7, 2016 12:06

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 07:26

Fredflonston

Literally a _baby

# ? Oct 7, 2016 17:07

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