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Basic Chunnel
Sep 21, 2010

Jesus! Jesus Christ! Say his name! Jesus! Jesus! Come down now!

projecthalaxy posted:

Now that Ellsworth is (most likely?) getting a real contract, they should put him in a long term storyline where Gillberg and Colin Delaney and so forth try to attack him for stealing their spot.
gently caress that, pair him with Chris Hero as the Bizarro to Cass / Enzo's Superman.

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sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

rovert posted:

I posted it three weeks ago on this very forum

THREE weeks now? Rovbot is malfunctioning.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9v-33jcEDk4

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

heel ellsworth should grow a huge beard and insist he has a chin until the babyface finally corners him and shaves it off revealing him to the world as a liar and fraud

like post-shaved head kurt angle with the head gear and the bad wigs

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTWVQrR8r-A

Did you know that James Ellsworth is somewhere between Rusev and Yokozuna in skill?

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Seems a little low imo

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

Soothing Vapors posted:

Can you imagine what poor Vince must think of all this? A fat dude holds his top belt, a flippy midget with mom-hair holds the belt that should be the top belt, a chinless skinnyfat geek moves more merchandise than Roman Reigns, and two random jobbers (one of whom is like 45) are the most over tag team on the blue brand. And not an ounce of muscle definition among them

Meanwhile no one cares or will ever care about noted tall guy Baron Corbin

I already broke this news

Basic Chunnel
Sep 21, 2010

Jesus! Jesus Christ! Say his name! Jesus! Jesus! Come down now!

Baron Corbin is like the Feast Your Eyes guy but good

Spermgod
Jan 8, 2012

pink wasn't even a thing why is t#RXT REVOLUTION~!
and i'm so fucking excited for #SCOOPS#SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS
:sludgepal:
he knows..

Soothing Vapors posted:

Can you imagine what poor Vince must think of all this? A fat dude holds his top belt, a flippy midget with mom-hair holds the belt that should be the top belt, a chinless skinnyfat geek moves more merchandise than Roman Reigns, and two random jobbers (one of whom is like 45) are the most over tag team on the blue brand. And not an ounce of muscle definition among them

Meanwhile no one cares or will ever care about noted tall guy Baron Corbin

vince approved all that stuff so i imagine he feels pretty good about it

Hoss Corncave
Feb 13, 2012

projecthalaxy posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTWVQrR8r-A

Did you know that James Ellsworth is somewhere between Rusev and Yokozuna in skill?

I'm glad Chris Adams ended up on the list.

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

:burger:WAKE UP:burger:

Spermgod posted:

vince approved all that stuff so i imagine he feels pretty good about it

What confuses me more is that he must be approving everything on Smackdown.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


friends, we've been over this. Vince is responsible for things we don't like and HHH is responsible for the things we do like. everyone knows this.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Spermgod posted:

vince approved all that stuff so i imagine he feels pretty good about it
of course he approved it, dumbo! but I figure it's got to be weird to him after 25 years of promoting musclebound adonises and baron corbins that what we really love are skinny straightedge misanthropes, bearded vegan weirdos, chinless jobbers, and Heath Slater

projecthalaxy posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTWVQrR8r-A

Did you know that James Ellsworth is somewhere between Rusev and Yokozuna in skill?

his superkick was way better than Victoria, Paul Diamond, or Kabuki

Ellsworth Was Robbed

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



I'm glad the Brian&Vinny show has me following along WCW/WWE from 19 years ago, because I don't know where it sits in their lists of best matches, but the Rey-Eddie match on Halloween Havoc '97 was Real Fuckin Good.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/badboicasey/status/790622844916998144

Midnightghoul
Oct 1, 2003

COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED
Even if fans get bored of Ellsworth, they can just turn him heel as some corporate flunkie and he would work great. He looks funny in a suit and can deliver goofy expressions and lines in a pinch.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Just dye each of their hair a primary colour. Worked for Eva Marie and Becky

Solus
May 31, 2011

Drongos.

Rovert we are gonna need more to react to here. Not all of us have your broad knowledge of WWE Women.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Brown people, amirite?

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

reported for racism

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010


The Stephanies

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

So Raw is in Minneapolis tonight, but they're also running a house show in Dubuque, Iowa, tonight.

I don't want to imagine how lovely that house show roster is going to be.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Soothing Vapors posted:

his superkick was way better than Victoria, Paul Diamond, or Kabuki

Ellsworth Was Robbed
tbf AJ could probably make anyone's Superkick look a million bucks

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Timby posted:

So Raw is in Minneapolis tonight, but they're also running a house show in Dubuque, Iowa, tonight.

I don't want to imagine how lovely that house show roster is going to be.

It's a Smackdown house show so it'll be fine

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Remember what the wrestling landscape looked like yesterday?



:wth:

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Shinjobi posted:

Remember what the wrestling landscape looked like yesterday?



:wth:

It's but a memory.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
https://twitter.com/badboicasey/status/790586839845445632

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Common mistake is thinking WWE and the Network = all wrestling

Given the status of the ratings, be thankful that's not true

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

wwe in minneapolis + last week's angle means curtis axel is going to get beat up in a barn burner of a 5 minute match with bo "bolieve" dallas

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

I'll always remember where I was on this day, the day that everything changed.

This feeling - it's incredible.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

10/24 never forget.

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

projecthalaxy posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTWVQrR8r-A

Did you know that James Ellsworth is somewhere between Rusev and Yokozuna in skill?

Is this what's changing the landscape?

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Mr. Carlisle posted:

I'll always remember where I was on this day, the day that everything changed.

This feeling - it's incredible.

If we all band together and keep our perspective in these tumultuous times, we'll all make it through.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Phenix Rising posted:

Is this what's changing the landscape?

rovert turned his iPad sideways while logged into Amazon

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

StarkRavingMad posted:

If we all band together and keep our perspective in these tumultuous times, we'll all make it through.

I feel that when the true Ellsworth era begins our confusion and shock will give way to happiness.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


http://www.wwe.com/shows/hellinacell/2016/enzo-amore-big-cass-vs-luke-gallows-karl-anderson?sf39735520=1

WWE confirmed that Enzo and Cass vs The Club is happening at but not in Hell in a Cell.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS



I dont see any change, maybe i just need to look deeper!!!

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
The change is roman reigns has been suspended again but this time for trucker speed

Dario the Wop
Oct 11, 2007

Hell-Sent, Heaven-Bent
https://twitter.com/TheFrayMovement/status/790612995529445376
Meltzer says PWG turned down Flotsam without even having a conversation. Also says WWE has no say in what they do.
https://twitter.com/TheFrayMovement/status/790613263272779776
He also says WWE is not happy about Flotsam at all.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
game changer.

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Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Vince McMahon finally achieved his lifelong dream of uploading his consciousness to a supercomputer.

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