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Reformed Pissboy
Nov 6, 2003

God drat I love a good caught stealing. What a throw/block/tag

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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

TMMadman posted:

But seriously, that slide by Seager was illegal as gently caress.

He got his.

Mr. McGibblets
Sep 17, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx
Lets see if eagle eye can keep his perfect game going.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

bad boy in the boy band posted:

Cubs catchers own defensively.

Own, I say.

2/3 of them do

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

TMMadman posted:

But seriously, that slide by Seager was illegal as gently caress.
go read the new rule. He slid into the base, didn't roll, and remained on the base (barely) after the slide

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

2/3 of them do

yea ross is poo poo


i keed i keed

Beller
Apr 9, 2009

TMMadman posted:

But seriously, that slide by Seager was illegal as gently caress.

You don't know what you're talking about.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
If Zobrist, Javy, and Contreras can't cobble together a run between the three of them, then I've got nothing :shrug:

Miz Kriss
Mar 17, 2009

It's only an avatar if the Cubs get swept.

Was he the one that broke someone's leg doing a slide?

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Sydin posted:

If Zobrist, Javy, and Contreras can't cobble together a run between the three of them, then I've got nothing :shrug:

Hopefully that pickoff can light a fire under some of these guys.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Miz Kriss posted:

Was he the one that broke someone's leg doing a slide?

That was Utley

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Miz Kriss posted:

Was he the one that broke someone's leg doing a slide?

That was Utley in the 2015 NLDS you're thinking of.

E: Jinx to Kevlar. We would also accept noted Asian-hater Chris Coghlan.

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

I wish Smoltz was the Cubs manager

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Miz Kriss posted:

Was he the one that broke someone's leg doing a slide?

That was Utley.

Miz Kriss
Mar 17, 2009

It's only an avatar if the Cubs get swept.
Thanks for the correction.

EDIT: No perfect game for LA

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

baez is bae

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
Would really help if the cubs could face a rhp not named Kenley Jansen in this series

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Never have I seen a pitcher so afraid of Javier Baez.

SlumPrincess
Jan 1, 2006

Soon....soon I'm gonna make you a star

El Gallinero Gros posted:

That was Utley.

Don't forget about Coghlan!

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


if there is one cub who is likely to get picked off, it's javy

if there's one cub who is likely to get caught in a rundown and magick his way onto second, it's also javy

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

balk motherfucker

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Sydin posted:

Never have I seen a pitcher so afraid of Javier Baez.

He's the only one hitting worth a drat right now.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

slave to my cravings posted:

Would really help if the cubs could face a rhp not named Kenley Jansen in this series

Cubs are one of the highest OPS'ing teams against LHP this season, they've got a gently caress ton of righty power bats. That they've been shutout by back to back lefties is doubly hilarious because of this.

Mr. McGibblets
Sep 17, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx

bad boy in the boy band posted:

He's the only one hitting worth a drat right now.

Baez getting the Harper treatment.

Miz Kriss
Mar 17, 2009

It's only an avatar if the Cubs get swept.

R.D. Mangles posted:

if there is one cub who is likely to get picked off, it's javy

if there's one cub who is likely to get caught in a rundown and magick his way onto second, it's also javy

Javy does what Javy does.

A large farva
Sep 5, 2006

Ramrod XTreme
This game is going to take 5 hours isn't it

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

see that second throw to first was clean

Miz Kriss
Mar 17, 2009

It's only an avatar if the Cubs get swept.

SharkTattoos posted:

This game is going to take 5 hours isn't it

5 hours of trying to pick Javy off at 1st

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

SlumPrince posted:

Don't forget about Coghlan!

I didn't! I also made reference to his history of specifically ending Asian middle infielders' seasons. Because I refuse to let a joke die.

...

Jeremy Hazelbaker eats bugs for money, guys.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
Hahaha. Just harass them about the balk until they call one.

Ground Rule IV
Apr 23, 2016

SharkTattoos posted:

This game is going to take 5 hours isn't it

double that if they bring in pedro baez

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

yea that's bullshit he clearly had forward motion

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


SharkTattoos posted:

This game is going to take 5 hours isn't it

technically, but it's over as soon as the dodgers score a run

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

Ffs Chase get the out right in front of you at least

A large farva
Sep 5, 2006

Ramrod XTreme
Yessss gently caress yes

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Cubs need help from bad defense to get anything done

MichiganCubbie
Dec 11, 2008

I love that I have an erection...

...that doesn't involve homeless people.

Let's do something with this gift.

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




BOB DAVIDSON: PAGING BOB DAVIDSON TO CHAVEZ RAVINE

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Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Hahaha, get hosed Utley. Take the sure thing.

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