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Cojawfee posted:It's so crazy that you can just go off into the world and just die randomly. In some games it doesn't seem out of place. In this game, you're just driving your van to the store but you lose control, hit a tree, and then you're in the newspaper. you have to put in more diesel at fuel shop or do it from the jerrycan, There's a opening where you have to do it and it's fincky ant poo poo. I've been watching to these guys on twich and they've had police on them for about 9 years. Holy poo poo, I just want to drink a beer. No, wait, this is too real.
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Cojawfee posted:It's so crazy that you can just go off into the world and just die randomly. In some games it doesn't seem out of place. In this game, you're just driving your van to the store but you lose control, hit a tree, and then you're in the newspaper. On the passenger side (US-centric) there's a gas cap you need to screw off with the mousewheel. Unscrew, take the cap off the diesel can, and put it near the cap you just took off. A green bar should appear indicating how much fuel is in the tractor.
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Oct 26, 2016 00:44
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OKAY, engine's all built, let's just get that sucker up on the hoist and drop her in and....wait, what's that on the ground over there ...gently caress. SEVERAL HOURS LATER  After disassembling and reassembling half the engine, it's finally in there. Probably with a bunch of bolts not tightened. I have to stop for now, but next time I play, I can boat to the store, get the necessary fluids, and see if it runs! PROTIP: you can unplug the phone if you're sick of people calling you at all hours of the day and night to deliver wood and pump their septic tanks. I have money, I have sausages, I have beer, I'm good on running errands for now, thanks. Also, holy poo poo are some things super-magic-pixelly and fiddly to get attached. It took forever to get the engine into position with the hoist, and I swear the loving radiator hoses took me longer than any other single part. Shab posted:On the passenger side (US-centric) there's a gas cap you need to screw off with the mousewheel. Unscrew, take the cap off the diesel can, and put it near the cap you just took off. A green bar should appear indicating how much fuel is in the tractor. It can be tricky when they want you to mouse-wheel screw and unscrew things without a wrench equipped. There's a couple of engine parts that do it that and it messed me right up. And I bet there's some linkages I missed because of that. I guess I'll know for sure when the engine starts blowing fluids everywhere when I try to start it.
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Oct 26, 2016 00:52
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How is everyone adjusting the valves? I'm getting a lot of ticking and there doesnt seem to be a way to easily tell which way to adjust them.
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Oct 26, 2016 00:56
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Cojawfee posted:How is everyone adjusting the valves? I'm getting a lot of ticking and there doesnt seem to be a way to easily tell which way to adjust them. so far the best adjusment I've had has been the drunken half talk with the guy 3 cities aways, welcome to finland
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Oct 26, 2016 00:57
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QUESTION: how many? ANSWER: at least five  first successful trip, though I only bought three to bring back because the suspension was sagging
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Oct 26, 2016 01:15
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Yep, seem's about right
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Oct 26, 2016 01:25
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I, too, was trucking 5 beer cases and a bunch of supplies back to the house and then I flipped the van.
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Oct 26, 2016 01:59
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My mugshot is a picture of Henry Rollins. Some guys keeps calling me in game and yelling in what I assume is Finnishese. I put on the left door and the right door falls off, and when I put on the right door the left door falls off like I'm in some terrible 3 Stooges skit. I accidentally got my arms stuck out in front of me in a Frankenstein pose for thirty minutes. I can't stop peeing. Letting go of the pee key doesn't stop peeing. Send help.
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Oct 26, 2016 02:15
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The shop guy called me and tried because I stole gas. I think he smashed up all my body panels. They were the corner when I got back.
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Oct 26, 2016 02:48
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Okay how do I screw on the Water Pump Pulley thing. Guide called for 10mm, and I didn't get the green highlighted bolts while in tool mode with the right spanner?
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Oct 26, 2016 03:47
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That guide is wrong a couple times. There's another article called bolt sizes that have the right ones. or just try different size wrenches.
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Oct 26, 2016 03:49
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It ran! I mean, it ran like poo poo, but it ran. For a pretty decent distance, almost halfway down the dirt road from my house. Then this happened. Something also flew out of the engine block and way far away. I think I missed a couple screws somewhere. The brakes also didn't seem to work. Which makes sense considering the whole front left axle apparently wasn't attached anyway. There also was an "incident" with the van.  Oh and I grounded the boat again. It was a hard day. I'm deciding whether to try and fix all this or just start over with my greater knowledge and see if I can screw things up less.
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Oct 26, 2016 04:15
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I did as recommended and went to the store for the first day and bought all the beer, sausages, fluids, fan belt, and bug spray. I threw them in the back of the van and on the way back it hosed UP. I suddenly shot forward and started fishtailing very badly and couldn't figure it out. I ended up losing control and ending up in the ditch next to the road. I look over and see that some yellow van was going WAY fast and slammed into the back of my van causing me to lose control. Also, somehow, he knocked some of the beer crates out so I threw it in park and went to grab them. After picking up the first crate I turned around to my van and saw a car coming down the road quite fast. All I could do was look on in horror as it slammed into the back end of my parked van, popping the door open, throwing a few more crates onto the road, popping open both front doors and emptying all my beer bottles from the van. The next few minutes was spent haphazardly dodging cars on the road while throwing my beer back into the van. Luckily the loving rear end in a top hat in the yellow van was stuck in the ditch and unable to move. I grabbed my empty bottles and threw them at his van which nicely put in some big ol' dents. I just wish I could have actually punched his van or otherwise. Regardless, I got home put poo poo up, went to sleep, and then started putting the body parts on the car. At which point I took one look at "the engine" and quit in fear.
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Oct 26, 2016 04:53
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You can hit H to punch things. Also, just drive around the lake shore to get to the store. It's fast and there's no traffic. You just have to avoid trees. Drive out to that shed where the Tractor and septic truck are and keep driving towards the lake. Take a left and follow it all the way around until you get to the dock. Follow that gravel road up to the town and find the store.
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Oct 26, 2016 04:59
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Can you steal your neighbour's cars and strip them for parts? Because I look forward to pictures of SSSwitch's massive stockpile of terrible japanese economy car parts.
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Oct 26, 2016 06:16
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I'm loving the overly literal translations of various Finnish swears in the subtitles. 
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Oct 26, 2016 06:34
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So I got my car working after much fuckery but then it died after like ten seconds for no apparent reason and oh god this guide says I should have put oil + coolant in but I can't see cans for them anywhere have I hosed it? 
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Oct 26, 2016 12:54
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You have to buy oil and coolant in the village store. Same with the fan belt, which I trust you remembered when assembling the engine.
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Oct 26, 2016 13:30
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Anyone tried using urine as a coolant? Works for the sauna at least.  EDIT: 0.3% of players have managed to pass the car inspection while more than a fifth have done the drink yourself blind ones. We need a "that's Finland!"-emoticon.
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Oct 26, 2016 13:56
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uncleTomOfFinland posted:We need a "that's Finland!"-emoticon.  although I think it should have a bottle of kossu or something to be more accurate.
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Oct 26, 2016 14:01
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Doc Morbid posted:Well, we have Do not talk poo poo about the greatest cultural export Finland has ever produced. Doing so is a very bad idea.
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Oct 26, 2016 14:13
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I meant the spurdo should be holding the bottle, of course! I wouldn't besmirch the honor of Finland's finest cultural export.
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Oct 26, 2016 14:16
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So far I've sauna'd, drunk myself to the point of bladder explosion, but I have yet to start the engine. The car's actually put together but i can't find how to secure the fuel pipe.uncleTomOfFinland posted:Anyone tried using urine as a coolant? Works for the sauna at least. I tried pissing on the stove and nothing happened. How'd you get that to work?
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Oct 26, 2016 14:33
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Was it on?
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Oct 26, 2016 14:35
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What wheel should I get for this (and other racing games)?
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Oct 26, 2016 14:38
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I put a tire on my car and I guess I didn't jack it up enough or some part clipped into something because it shot my car into the stratosphere and when it finally landed the body is all hosed up and none of the exterior parts fit on anymore.
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Oct 26, 2016 14:39
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alternate.eago posted:What wheel should I get for this (and other racing games)? If you can find a Driving Force GT or G27 for a non-crazy price do that, else get a T150.
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Oct 26, 2016 14:52
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A direct drink and drive wheel. This game sounds delightfully insane, gonna buy immediately when I'm home from work.
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Oct 26, 2016 16:06
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I halfway hope this adds support for TrackIR. Then again, the Surgeon Simulator aspect of unwieldy controls and mouselook is part of why this is great.
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Oct 26, 2016 16:15
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my dad hand built an engine that won the indy 500 last night we argued for 30 minutes about why the games water pump wouldnt work before we figured out that the timing cover needed to go on first this game is the best
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Oct 26, 2016 17:24
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Anyone able to get a controller to work with the game? I'd like to sit at my steering wheel to walk around and then use the wheel and pedals without having to move. I guess that's be realism but at this time it's not feasible.
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Oct 26, 2016 18:23
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Authentic 1995 bedroom: http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/250340621616559411/8426392E5EFCC9086116B6F1EAFF6915F448D7F0/ SabaSaba fucked around with this message at 18:28 on Oct 26, 2016 |
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Oct 26, 2016 18:24
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Ringo Star Get posted:Anyone able to get a controller to work with the game? I'd like to sit at my steering wheel to walk around and then use the wheel and pedals without having to move. I guess that's be realism but at this time it's not feasible. I've been using my xbone controller for driving.
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Oct 26, 2016 18:35
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Forums Terrorist posted:So far I've sauna'd, drunk myself to the point of bladder explosion, but I have yet to start the engine. Fuel pipe bolt is behind the filter. My car is all assembled but it won't idle properly, the throttle doesn't do anything now. Is there something I'm missing? My hobbies, entertainment and work have now overlapped completely.
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Oct 26, 2016 19:44
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Cojawfee posted:The brake pedal works before the engine turns on. Once I turn the engine on, it stops working until I turn the engine off, exit driving mode and then reenter driving mode. Then once I turn the car on again, the brakes stop working. I don't know, maybe I'll have to just start a new game. Did you ever figure out what was going on with your brakes? My car had the same problem, before I ran into the more pressing issue of half my chassis falling off. I'd like fix that while I have it up to fix the chassis, if I can. Brakes seem like an occasionally-useful thing to have. I do have all the fluids in. (As an aside, he REALLY needs to make it less fiddly to fill the fluid reservoirs.) Also, question for everyone, am I supposed to be able to tighten the air filter on there or does it just snap on? I tried every spanner and also just mousewheeling but either it doesn't need to be screwed on or I'm missing the magic pixel where I need to point.
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Oct 26, 2016 20:27
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my car's decided it wants to overheat and puke coolant all the time, so naturally i've ordered the riciest aftermarket radiator in the world as a first step
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Oct 26, 2016 20:38
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wait where are these parts even going to appear
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Oct 26, 2016 20:50
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StarkRavingMad posted:Did you ever figure out what was going on with your brakes? My car had the same problem, before I ran into the more pressing issue of half my chassis falling off. I'd like fix that while I have it up to fix the chassis, if I can. Brakes seem like an occasionally-useful thing to have. I do have all the fluids in. (As an aside, he REALLY needs to make it less fiddly to fill the fluid reservoirs.) I did not. I started a new game and haven't even started building the engine because I went to buy stuff at the shop and when I got back all the body panels were smashed to bits. Crumpet Strumpet posted:my car's decided it wants to overheat and puke coolant all the time, so naturally i've ordered the riciest aftermarket radiator in the world as a first step Did you buy a fan belt and put it on?
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Watched a guy trying to make his brakes work for hours yesterday, he said they worked the first time he hit them too. Maybe it's a bug
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