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Dec 8, 2011

So far I've sauna'd, drunk myself to the point of bladder explosion, but I have yet to start the engine. :v: The car's actually put together but i can't find how to secure the fuel pipe.


uncleTomOfFinland posted:

Anyone tried using urine as a coolant? Works for the sauna at least. :v:

I tried pissing on the stove and nothing happened. How'd you get that to work?

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Dec 8, 2011

The firewood guy was the same, so I punched him and took his vodka. I can't sell firewood anymore but I showed that cheap bastard. :mad:

Forums Terrorist
Dec 8, 2011

I've found around 2 foods a day works. Also, always eat and then drink, since your thirst goes way up when you do.

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Dec 8, 2011

StarkRavingMad posted:

The only problems with the truck is that it eats a lot of gas and is real expensive to fill up. And it has a weird tendency to slide if you park it on any non-road with the slightest incline. I've gone back to using the van when I'm shopping or whatever. Like you I'm waiting on my car to get out of the shop. I also have homeboy's muscle car but that thing really likes to spin out.

The problem with the van is it's a deathtrap.

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Dec 8, 2011

you can also drink your own piss

Forums Terrorist
Dec 8, 2011

Parking break fix is love.

Forums Terrorist
Dec 8, 2011

If you haven't posted the form yet you can make a new one just by re-filling it at the magazine.

Also, I got the CD player. Anyone know how it works? Can I import the sickest Finnish Eurodance and blare Sandstorm at unreasonable volume

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Dec 8, 2011

El Perkele posted:

Sandstorm? That's from 2001. You need to go deeper, further.

First you create a base of horrible Finnish eurodance from mid-1990s
Movetron https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGpTBauoS4w, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRrB34Op3lY and Aikakone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_mgMnYfoP4, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YawUlR0FWaE are time-tested classics. Alternatively, this loving poo poo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=playlist is authentic experience and you can just basically just record it to C-cassette tape or something.
Then add copious amounts of Popeda https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cawQFCNbaXU (it's better you don't understand) and Klamydia https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjqjQPAXb4Y (even better if you don't understand).

Blend with
Rednex
Basically all of Pandora
A touch of Ace of Base
LOTS of E-Rotic,
2 Unlimited
Scatman Joe
Haddaway
Dr. Alban

Add a touch of Metallica and AC/DC.

Get alcoholic

this post owns, also from the discussions cds aren't implemented yet :(

From the discussion boards, apparently the plan is not only will you be able to import songs as albums, you'll be able to give them cover art and they'll be actual physical objects.

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Dec 8, 2011

Cojawfee posted:

I parked my sewage truck sideways on the highway and hit the parking brake. Those people deserved what they did to themselves.

I'm going to do this to the boy racer now that the septic truck doubles as an Immovable Rod, gently caress that guy.

StarkRavingMad posted:

If I've got the digital gauge and I'm looking to tune the carb, what number am I shooting for?

Wait for the engine to warm up, push the choke in all the way, then tweak until it's as far to the right as you can get it without leaving the green band.

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Dec 8, 2011

Maybe he'll add both, with the tape deck as a middle option between the radio and the cd player.

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Dec 8, 2011

Mechanic, costs 2 grand.

Forums Terrorist
Dec 8, 2011

make the computer as granular as the car, and then let us upgrade it so we can get a 486 overdrive to play doom faster

Forums Terrorist
Dec 8, 2011

Fuzzy dice, vandalism, and saving darts? Best patch.

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Dec 8, 2011

RIP uber truck.

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