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Renegret
May 26, 2007

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Peachfart posted:

King sized blankets are good because women are blanket thieves.

We have a king but had a serious discussion about getting two queens instead

Those blankets are no joke

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Renegret
May 26, 2007

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my gf is a dirty blanket thief who likes to leave me cold and uncovered

Renegret
May 26, 2007

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Renegret
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here's my shameful secret

I've never gotten a costco dog

Because I love the italian sausage too much and I need to eat that every time.

Renegret
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Dely Apple posted:

The 'co is full of hucksters now, it's like trying to go to a fair pavillion where a blender man and acai man talk loudly while the Dyson guy vacuums the same cup of glitter and there's no Popcornopolis kiosk. Just pitchpeople. :smith:

Luckily they don't camp out near the free samples so I can still get my mozzarella sticks and chicken dumplings.

Ignoring people is a natural skill for me so it's fine.

The only one I ever engaged opened up with "HEY SIR ARE YOU A HOMEOWNER" and I said "hahahaha you do know where you're standing right?

Renegret
May 26, 2007

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EAT FASTER!!!!!! posted:

"WHO'S YOUR CABLE PROVIDER?"

lolol we cut the cord 3 years ago broh!

I loving work for the cable provider so I get (almost) everything.

It's my dream in life for someone to try and pull that poo poo on me but so far life is not cooperating. My costco doesn't have cable people. all they have are solar panels guys.

Renegret
May 26, 2007

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My GF went to costco yesterday and could not find the frozen pucks of french onion soup

my life is over

Renegret
May 26, 2007

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Went to an xmas party last night and stopped off at Costco to pick up a veggie platter. It was only $10 so we picked up this neat little board of assorted nuts and dried fruit.

Someone else brought a Costco pumpkin pie and Tiramisu as well.

It was a good party.

Renegret
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Geoj posted:

- two people aren't going to be able to eat a 3 pound tub of sour cream or two dozen eggs before they go bad, for instance.

challenge accepted

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No Butt Stuff posted:

My wife works in the tire center. Apparently someone just walked into the shop the other day, grabbed a set of keys out of the cabinet and stole the car.

I can't wait to hear how Costco is gonna compensate that member.

It'd take at least a dozen free hot dogs + soda (with refill) to make things right.

Renegret
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Cloks posted:

Costco is great.

Half my Christmas presents came from Costco.

Both giving and receiving.

And I'm glad of it

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Renegret
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Chinatown posted:

Pops got a beef rib roast for Xmas dinner. It did not disappoint.



:yeah:

Renegret
May 26, 2007

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I got my membership off of groupon.

It came with so much extra stuff it ended up paying for itself.

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Renegret
May 26, 2007

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im jonesing for a 1/4 pound hot dog + drink (with free refill) and churro right now

Renegret
May 26, 2007

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I think it's pretty good.

It's just not as good as the hot dog + soda (with refill) or italian sausage.

I haven't had a chicken bake in a while either I have fond memories of those as a teenager.

Renegret
May 26, 2007

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loving lol

Renegret
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Tonight I think I'm cooking up a big bag of costco spinach ravioli for dinner

Renegret
May 26, 2007

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Can I buy Costco Churros in Bulk?

If no, how bad would it be if I got someone with no shame to order 50 Churros from the food court?

I want them for a party.

Renegret
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Bucnasti posted:

Call ahead, give them at least an hour lead time and it shouldn't be a problem. I ordered 50 hot dogs for a work party once, they gave me a big box of piping hot individually wrapped hot dogs and a stack of drink cups.

woah, I hadn't even considered that as a serious option.

I gotta swing by the Costco photo center tomorrow to pick up the invites (because of course we're getting the invites from Costco) I'll ask them while I'm there.

We're catering tacos for the party. The place we're getting the tacos from can cater churros too, but let's be real for a second, Costco churros are the best.

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Picked up my party invites. 50 for $16 and they look fantastic. Maybe if I'm lucky I can convince my fiance to do the wedding invites through Costco too.

Then I bought a hot dog.

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Good Dog posted:

the highest calorie/dollar ratio item in the store

Please don't be the pumpkin pie PLEASE don't be the pumpkin pie

I loving love that pumpkin pie

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KakerMix posted:

My man, this is me with pretty much any pizza anywhere. Cheese is great, but the ratios on typical pizzas is way off for me and my wife. Heavy cheese, light sauce, the true pizza way imho.

ftfy

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May 26, 2007

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n...no...not again

please...not again

Renegret
May 26, 2007

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How much would it cost to have a wedding at Costco?

This is not a hypothetical.

Renegret
May 26, 2007

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I mean, the food's only a buck fifty a head

Renegret
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If I had to guess, they probably individually spit roast them over an a bonfire fueled by dollar fifty hot dogs because they're cheaper than charcoal and gasoline.

Renegret
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I am also not very good at guessing.

Renegret
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Taima posted:

Nah it's like 3 bucks or something.

2 and change I'm pretty sure

with sausage and pepper

Renegret
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Sticky posted:

In New York liquor had to be sold in a store that only sells liquor/wine. So it's in a separate store attached to the side. It's got great prices but not a ton of variety or high end stuff.

Yeah. New York here, and my costco is the same deal. There's an attached store that's completely independent from costco.The prices are better than normal but they're still not what you'd expect. Plus you can't get the giant jug of kirkland vodka.

New York liquor laws are weird, but I can't complain because they could be significantly worse.

Renegret
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Peachfart posted:

However, the Costco pizza you get in the refrigerated section is... not very good.

Shun the unbeliever

Shunnnnnnnn

Renegret
May 26, 2007

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Costco frozen pizza is actually very good. It's doubly good if you add more cheese.

I also really like their Shepard's pie for a not very healthy but quick and tasty dinner.

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I wish my apartment had a bigger freezer so I can fit more costco products in there.

I bought a box of that mochi ice cream and I mostly ate it just because it was always in the way (it's real loving good though)

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Mo_Steel posted:

Sold in packs of 36 seats.

It's fine I'll put 34 of them in the freezer for later.

Renegret
May 26, 2007

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As someone who worked retail for years, and even at a Costco competitor:

Retail makes everybody a little racist and there's no avoiding it, but part of working retail is learning to suppress it, not act on it, and be a good little drone who mindlessly follows procedure and eschews any scrap of individuality and free will.

e: also "you people" is incredibly rude, regardless of race.

Renegret
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praise be upon the 1/4 pound hot dog and drink (with free refill)

Renegret
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FCKGW posted:

I swear to Christ Iím letting my membership expire if they donít do anything about these sampler mooches who make navigating the store literally impossible to navigate. Doubly so since Iíve discovered Smart and Final offer most of what I buy at nearly the same prices.

Iím proud to have never taken a sample and never will.

Yeah it makes going to Costco on weekends a nightmare. I'm all for the samples but why are the best free samples always in the areas of the store with the worst congestion issues? Then you have idiots who stand around waiting for more to come out of the oven and block all available walk ways.

The only time I've ever waited for a sample was when they were giving out crackers with cream cheese and smoked salmon. Even then, I stood way off to the side. it was loving worth it.

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I wish Costco carried King Oscar Sardines like BJ's does

BJ's : 1, Costco: 1,000,000

Renegret
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Taima posted:

Not liking MSG is loving racist. There are no real reasons to hate MSG. It's an almost objectively superior alternative to salt that somehow gets pushed under the rug because apparently no one is able to accept that there is a superior alternative to salt.

I live in a huge population of Asian people and have ingested an incredible amount of MSG throughout my life (in fact I use MSG at home despite not being Asian, I know, crazy right) and somehow I mange to be a healthy human being.

It's the biggest bullshit propaganda effort in modern cuisine.


You're a good person. Don't hate MSG for its own sake

IIRC the whole scare was started by some guy with a Dr. in front of his name (in...psychology). His proof was that, when I eat Chinese takeout I get a headache. Chinese takeout has MSG. Therefore, MSG is bad for you.

People are idiots. Fill me up with MSG, milk with antibiotics, GMOs, and vaccines. Just loving dump every chemical into my body and let my liver figure it out.

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EAB posted:

I'm going to costco soon. So far all I have planned is a rotisserie chicken and a $14 handle of vodka. What else should I get my dudes??

I think you have all your bases covered.

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Magikarpal Tunnel posted:

if it's the kodiak brand, I buy the pancake mix they make and that poo poo is good...i mean it's just pancakes but i feel healthy about them

my co also sells three different flavors of their fruit syrup which is very good too

They're not as good as Aunt Jemima or Bisquick pancakes but they got extra protein and still get the job done.

I mean, it's still a giant plate of carbs but hooray protein.

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