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ElMaligno posted:Its a miracle! Im so confused right now. Hes laughing about it on slack right now. Melthir fucked around with this message at 04:56 on Jan 12, 2017 |
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# ? Sep 27, 2023 10:51 |
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Melthir posted:Im so confused right now. Where is the rest of your present?
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Better get to it, troop.
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Man. She is not good at finding stuff Check inside he masterbation book.
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Careful though. Cause it is very hot.
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This thread is the gift that keeps on giving ![]()
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You forgot to print, sign, and date that hand receipt. I'm sorry but it's no longer valid
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Pesticide20 posted:You forgot to print, sign, and date that hand receipt. I'm sorry but it's no longer valid He has to sign for it.
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Will you accept an esig
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If you post the stuff inside the masterbation book maybe ![]()
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Soulex posted:If you post the stuff inside the masterbation book maybe Im working on it
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The following is a true story names have been changed to protect me from you weird mother fuckers. Mel: Hooker they want you to chevk the masterbation book. Check Love you 4 hrs later Did you get my message Hh: Sorry didnt notice it. But Nope not opening the book Mel: ... Why HH: Nope it's from a goon and im not toching it Mel: I cabnt be thst bad It can't be that bad Sorry the LA roads are bumpy as gently caress. HH: Not risking seeing things I don't ever want to see and scarring me for the rest of my life like the dick bookso sorry love not touching it. You just have to wait ![]() Love you. :transmission ends Sorry guys ill post it when i get home.
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Hahahahahaha Well I'll take a consensus. If the thread wants me to post what I stuffed inside the book I will. That's the best loving thing though. Sorry about scarring your wife. Also the book has a double page spread homage to goatse. But there is no nudity in that book. It's cutesy stuff. Like a beaver getting shaved or some dude pounding meat.
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Ok I'll give a hint. She might not have seen it before, but we have.
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Soulex posted:Ok I'll give a hint. She might not have seen it before, but we have. A penis!
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Pesticide20 posted:A penis! ![]()
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BigDave posted:For what it's worth, I was Bongs SS and he messaged me that he was in Bumfuck Missouri visiting in-laws without internet. Do we know when he will be back? He's due for a ![]()
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:Do we know when he will be back? He's due for a He didn't say. He may have been kidnapped by moonshiners in the Ozarks, there's no way to be sure.
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I'll give him through the weekend I suppose ![]()
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:I'll give him through the weekend I suppose If we don't hear anything by Monday, I'd be willing to pick up his slack and send out a gift to his SS.
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BigDave posted:If we don't hear anything by Monday, I'd be willing to pick up his slack and send out a gift to his SS. Ok ![]() Still banning him though.
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El Maligno's gift is inbound. Don't know if it will make it before the end of next week, but it's coming.
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:Ok Richard Bong a no-show?
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BigDave posted:Richard Bong a no-show? Looks like. I'll send you santa deets tomorrow.
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# ? Sep 27, 2023 10:51 |
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:Looks like. I'll send you santa deets tomorrow. It is done.
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