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I'm in. Sending you a pm through the awful app if you don't get it let me know and I'll go find a computer somewhere on this island to log in from.
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Shits ordered. It may end up being two packages due to delivery dates. Hope you can read fuckers.
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Nov 28, 2016 01:11
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Are we allowed to send literal dicks or is that found upon. Cause I just won a giant walrus dick in a poker game and someone needs that in their life.
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Nov 28, 2016 16:32
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Yeah.....just throw it in a dumpster. It will never dry out.
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Dec 3, 2016 03:55
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XL Long. Big shoulders meh waist. I like to pick up heavy poo poo and still like to eat BBQ on occasion. I hope my victim drinks. 
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Dec 4, 2016 19:35
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I'm sorry Santee no walrus dick for you. The shipping place on the island ran out of shipping tubes so I got a bigger box and put some extra goodies to help you with your ED. I hope you like erections lasting longer than four hours. And for god sake wash your hands after handling some of the products before going to the bathroom.
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Dec 16, 2016 00:44
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So I'm in UT for the holidays and won't be home until the 1st. Someone will put the present in the house. Sorry santa.
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Dec 18, 2016 18:49
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Out for delivery santee.
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Dec 22, 2016 22:20
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Nah. The B is a double Belgian the F is williams fireside ale. The bottle is mead. Give it another two months or so for best taste but if you want to get hosed up on the drink of my people its good to drink now. That bottle will probanly gently caress you up if you drink the whole thing at once by yourself. So find a comfy chair and enjoy. And for god sakes wash your hands after handleing the peppers
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Dec 24, 2016 02:44
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LingcodKilla posted:Mead!!! Ok two months it is. Exciting! I sent a letter with a generalized scale. None of them are below a million Scoville. Didn't know if you had a cat or dog so sent things for both. I couldn't find a shipping tube for the walrus dick so you got all the random extras i could fit to make up for it. Sorry man. Edit: Candle in there for lady friend. Melthir fucked around with this message at 03:47 on Dec 24, 2016 |
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Dec 24, 2016 03:45
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LingcodKilla posted:Is it big enough? Pm sent. Youll get a late dickmas but ill get it there
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Dec 24, 2016 05:56
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Soulex posted:Hey Melthir, Better than on me. yrmv
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Jan 6, 2017 04:03
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Soulex posted:Check to see if my Santa is there too please. Hyrulehooker says no go on the package yet but they dont always show up till 6pm alaskan time so if its out for delivery it should show up.
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Jan 8, 2017 03:20
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Nothing yet maybe tomorrow
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Jan 9, 2017 00:48
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It has arived. Pics as soon as I get home or i can try to have Hyrulehooker open it which might be funnier. Your call Soulex
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Jan 10, 2017 01:02
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Soulex posted:Tell him to open it but not tell you what's inside She wants to know if the stuff inside is for me or her  and says thank you.....i am now worried about what you sent.
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Jan 10, 2017 16:47
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LingcodKilla posted:16 inch dildo would be my guess. Hey its not the size that counts its how you use it.....I hope...or i just got replaced.
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Jan 10, 2017 23:12
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Soulex posted:How long does it take for you to get home god drat? Gone till the 28th down in Houma LA. Home for a week then gone for at least another month in Kodiak AK.
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Jan 11, 2017 01:59
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My wife has sent me strange pictures that have gotten her excited via the interwebs. Whats this a pile of goodies from a stranger? Wait this could blow up in my face quickly. There is familiar literature in the back ground.  Some of the reading material is good reading.  Some of it seems to be a weird instruction manaul of things not to do.  Ohhhhhhh......now I know why Hyrulehooker was so excited.   This should be fun.  Im gonna break them hips.  Thanks Santa my week at home should be fun. 
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Jan 11, 2017 05:24
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ElMaligno posted:Its a miracle! Im so confused right now. Hes laughing about it on slack right now. Melthir fucked around with this message at 04:56 on Jan 12, 2017 |
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Jan 12, 2017 05:41
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Will you accept an esig
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Jan 12, 2017 14:12
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Soulex posted:If you post the stuff inside the masterbation book maybe Im working on it
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Jan 12, 2017 21:35
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The following is a true story names have been changed to protect me from you weird mother fuckers. Mel: Hooker they want you to chevk the masterbation book. Check Love you 4 hrs later Did you get my message Hh: Sorry didnt notice it. But Nope not opening the book Mel: ... Why HH: Nope it's from a goon and im not toching it Mel: I cabnt be thst bad It can't be that bad Sorry the LA roads are bumpy as gently caress. HH: Not risking seeing things I don't ever want to see and scarring me for the rest of my life like the dick bookso sorry love not touching it. You just have to wait  Love you. :transmission ends Sorry guys ill post it when i get home.
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Pesticide20 posted:A penis! 
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